Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

roasted duck leaves us
with duck fat...save it and then
put it on some bread
Haiku # 24155, December 26, 2002 12:34 am ET
by k of hmmmmmm
family thought control --
"You will NOT discuss any
politics tonight"!
Haiku # 24154, December 25, 2002 10:49 pm ET
by k of Another Christmas in hell.....
christmas hugs and kisses :
xoxox
xoxoxox
xoxox
Haiku # 24153, December 25, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by ash
Chaos:
! + @ # )
$ ( % * & } ^
? ] < \ {
Haiku # 24152, December 25, 2002 9:19 am ET
by R. of PT
Anarchy:
! ? ! ? ?
! ! ? ? ! ? !
? ? ! ? ?
Haiku # 24151, December 25, 2002 9:17 am ET
by R. of PT
Better intellectual:
! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ? ! !
! ! ! ! !
Haiku # 24150, December 25, 2002 9:06 am ET
by R. of PT
False intellectual:
? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ! ? ?
? ? ? ? ?
Haiku # 24149, December 25, 2002 9:05 am ET
by R. of PT
roast turkey and pork
in the middle of summer
and christmas pudding
Haiku # 24148, December 25, 2002 7:02 am ET
by ash
Christmas Delayed, Claus
with airport screener asking
why cheeks so rosey?
Haiku # 24147, December 24, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by onjaysun
just switch a couple
letters and Bush becomes Shub
don't know what that means?
Haiku # 24146, December 24, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by onjaysun
Your first holiday
in Hell? Well, first it's off to
wrapping bowling balls...
Haiku # 24145, December 24, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by onjaysun
Damn you Will Ferrell,
"Don't Fear the Reaper" really
now needs more cowbell!
Haiku # 24144, December 24, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by onjaysun
just switch two letters
and santa becomes satan
you better watch out
Haiku # 24143, December 24, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by scotch
Invariably
admirable ash. Bravo!
A credit to all.
Haiku # 24142, December 24, 2002 10:56 am ET
by maestro
just had the best green
tomorrow we'll have salad
and oysters and prawns
Haiku # 24141, December 24, 2002 8:47 am ET
by mellie
happy birthday christ
did you get lots of presents?
you've been very good
Haiku # 24140, December 24, 2002 7:47 am ET
by ash
well if you ask me
such rhetorical questions
are not the answer
Haiku # 24139, December 24, 2002 7:03 am ET
by ash
Social number rules -
higher numbers, more freedom;
smaller, must committ
Haiku # 24138, December 24, 2002 6:25 am ET
by R. of PT
They see open hands -
How do they understand that?
Difficult to know
Haiku # 24137, December 24, 2002 6:22 am ET
by R. of PT
And an open door?
Is this really a good sign?
Some dare say it is.
Haiku # 24136, December 24, 2002 6:16 am ET
by R. of PT
What news is no news?
That can mean not so good news
or maybe good news!
Haiku # 24135, December 24, 2002 6:12 am ET
by R. of PT
yee ah counts as two
fingers tapping hee ahh now
must find more green stuff
Haiku # 24134, December 23, 2002 11:18 pm ET
by mellie
yikes I wrote it twice
I wonder how that happened
mellie christmas all
Haiku # 24133, December 23, 2002 11:15 pm ET
by mellie
ya best one yet ash
let's have a best badhaiku
of twenty oh two
Haiku # 24132, December 23, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by mellie christmas all
that's ya best this year
only I've not checked back ash
mellie christmas all
Haiku # 24131, December 23, 2002 11:08 pm ET
by mellie
santas up to scratch
to dig christmas you first need
sharp set of clauses
Haiku # 24130, December 23, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by ash
The pictures roll in
By anyone's standards, the
rampage was a kick
Haiku # 24129, December 23, 2002 11:38 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
midnight shopping spree
salad unfit for budgies
I want good green stuff
Haiku # 24128, December 23, 2002 10:18 am ET
by mellie
whoa! call off the boars!
no material threat here.
poetic license
Haiku # 24127, December 23, 2002 8:51 am ET
by maestro
a Manhattan stroll
might alleviate the pain
absent homicide
Haiku # 24126, December 23, 2002 8:48 am ET
by maestro
insomnia mine
reprehensible verse yours
please, don't mention it
Haiku # 24125, December 23, 2002 8:43 am ET
by maestro
vertigo descends
equilibrium recedes
earth meets the forehead
Haiku # 24124, December 23, 2002 7:50 am ET
by maestro
Oh, R of PT
why pose questions then respond?
so very boring
Haiku # 24123, December 23, 2002 7:47 am ET
by maestro
just so feeble here
working upon a sonnet
for my beloved
Haiku # 24122, December 23, 2002 7:44 am ET
by maestro
cowards seek solace
within a rigid system
why not pen blank verse?
Haiku # 24121, December 23, 2002 7:41 am ET
by maestro
No, nessun dubbio!
Non lasciate la radio
scegliere per voi!
Haiku # 24120, December 23, 2002 6:05 am ET
by R. of PT
Ogni mattina,
di che umore siete?
Io del migliore!
Haiku # 24119, December 23, 2002 6:02 am ET
by R. of PT
No possible doubt -
We deserve better than these
rhetoric questions!
Haiku # 24118, December 23, 2002 5:56 am ET
by R. of PT
This is not usual -
Two consecutive haikus
ending with question...
Haiku # 24117, December 23, 2002 5:43 am ET
by R. of PT
Or maybe that means:
"We'll sort differences out!"
Empty glass, full glass?
Haiku # 24116, December 23, 2002 2:57 am ET
by R. of PT
Very nasty sentence:
"We are complete opposites!"
Doesn't sound good, does it?
Haiku # 24115, December 23, 2002 2:56 am ET
by R. of PT
What should I write about
Name a subject I can write
I hate writer's block
Haiku # 24114, December 22, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Me of Here
Skiing downhill fast
Evergreens blur past quickly
OW! That tree hurt lots
Haiku # 24113, December 22, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by Me of Here
Poetry is hard
I do not care for it much
Why do I do this?
Haiku # 24112, December 22, 2002 7:37 pm ET
by Me of Here
janis, am going
to toronto this ev'ning
any suggestions?
Haiku # 24111, December 22, 2002 2:11 pm ET
by sheena
janis, a paean
to you has been staged, it's called
"Love Janis", it rocks
Haiku # 24110, December 22, 2002 2:10 pm ET
by sheena
yes, janis, i find
the choice of hue intriguing
red for blood blood blood
Haiku # 24109, December 22, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by sheena (who despite appearances is really not psycho)
hey r of pt
are you lubavitch or what?
please post a reply
Haiku # 24108, December 22, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by sheena
This is the real peace -
A tireless effort to match
complete contraries
Haiku # 24107, December 22, 2002 10:47 am ET
by R. of PT
Different people
must look for a common ground -
This is the real peace
Haiku # 24106, December 22, 2002 10:41 am ET
by R. of PT
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