just switch two letters
and santa becomes satan
you better watch out
by scotch
Invariably
admirable ash. Bravo!
A credit to all.
by maestro
just had the best green
tomorrow we'll have salad
and oysters and prawns
by mellie
happy birthday christ
did you get lots of presents?
you've been very good
by ash
well if you ask me
such rhetorical questions
are not the answer
by ash
Social number rules -
higher numbers, more freedom;
smaller, must committ
by R. of PT
They see open hands -
How do they understand that?
Difficult to know
by R. of PT
And an open door?
Is this really a good sign?
Some dare say it is.
by R. of PT
What news is no news?
That can mean not so good news
or maybe good news!
by R. of PT
yee ah counts as two
fingers tapping hee ahh now
must find more green stuff
by mellie
yikes I wrote it twice
I wonder how that happened
mellie christmas all
by mellie
ya best one yet ash
let's have a best badhaiku
of twenty oh two
by mellie christmas all
that's ya best this year
only I've not checked back ash
mellie christmas all
by mellie
santas up to scratch
to dig christmas you first need
sharp set of clauses
by ash
midnight shopping spree
salad unfit for budgies
I want good green stuff
by mellie
whoa! call off the boars!
no material threat here.
poetic license
by maestro
a Manhattan stroll
might alleviate the pain
absent homicide
by maestro
insomnia mine
reprehensible verse yours
please, don't mention it
by maestro
vertigo descends
equilibrium recedes
earth meets the forehead
by maestro
Oh, R of PT
why pose questions then respond?
so very boring
by maestro
just so feeble here
working upon a sonnet
for my beloved
by maestro
cowards seek solace
within a rigid system
why not pen blank verse?
by maestro
No, nessun dubbio!
Non lasciate la radio
scegliere per voi!
by R. of PT
Ogni mattina,
di che umore siete?
Io del migliore!
by R. of PT
No possible doubt -
We deserve better than these
rhetoric questions!
by R. of PT
This is not usual -
Two consecutive haikus
ending with question...
by R. of PT
Or maybe that means:
"We'll sort differences out!"
Empty glass, full glass?
by R. of PT
Very nasty sentence:
"We are complete opposites!"
Doesn't sound good, does it?
by R. of PT
What should I write about
Name a subject I can write
I hate writer's block
by Me of Here
Skiing downhill fast
Evergreens blur past quickly
OW! That tree hurt lots
by Me of Here
Poetry is hard
I do not care for it much
Why do I do this?
by Me of Here
janis, am going
to toronto this ev'ning
any suggestions?
by sheena
janis, a paean
to you has been staged, it's called
"Love Janis", it rocks
by sheena
yes, janis, i find
the choice of hue intriguing
red for blood blood blood
by sheena (who despite appearances is really not psycho)
hey r of pt
are you lubavitch or what?
please post a reply
by sheena
This is the real peace -
A tireless effort to match
complete contraries
by R. of PT
Different people
must look for a common ground -
This is the real peace
by R. of PT
So here we all are
Slick with the holiday gore
A Santa Rampage
by Janis of Toronto
I am so sorry
But I shall have to leave now
They are taking me
by A Student of Manchester
manchester manic
ask santa for sedation
and be a good boy
by ash
Please feel free to send
Abuse to that address as
I will not use it
by A Student of Manchester
ilovepef
@fanhost.net is my
New e mail address
by A Student of Manchester
Games are fun for me
I love to play darts and pool
Time for a lie down
by A Student of Manchester
Yesterday I poked
A policeman with a stick
I was arrested
by A Student of Manchester
Yesterday I poked
A policeman with a stick
! was arrested
by A Student of Manchester
I've started a trend
Everyone loves PEF
You can't resist it
by A Student of Manchester
please end foolishness
post entertaining fodder
prattle elsewhere, fool
by scotch of (who posted haiku celebrating the instruction set of old 8-bit processors, but still throws stones)
Point of the poem: not
Everything I write features
Foolish PEF
by A Student of Manchester
Pilfering pancakes
Eating Elizabeth's eggs
Food fiend feeds freely
by A Student of Manchester