Alcohol is nice
But PEF lectures are
More satisfying
by A Student of Manchester
I will be gone soon
I am going to Scotland
I like alcohol
by A Student of Manchester
I quite like christmas
I get presents but I much
Prefer PEF
by A Student of Manchester
Pink elephants flying
Pouring effluent fluid
Painting every field
by A Student of Manchester
Happiness is fun
Every day I was so joyful
Before it poked me
by A Student of Manchester
A cow did a jump
High enough to hit a plane
Just after take off
by A Student of Manchester
hey studboy! what's the
story with studgirl? Christmas
is a lonely time!
by Anonymous Poet
anticipation
makes my coffee more yummy
but dont overdo it
by studboy of Venice, CA
women and coffee
my two loves, morning and night.
can I combine them? :)
by studboy of Venice, CA
negativity
all gone, now that I've found the
halfbakery site
by studboy of Venice, CA
2002: King
George's jobless recovery:
a year to forget
by studboy of Venice, CA
too many "sheep" to be
patriot. Here comes Ashcroft,
shy of green titties
by studboy of Venice, CA
to assuage my fears,
I've found a good solution:
more sheep and whipped cream!
by studboy of Venice, CA
sick of USA?
for my new home, need only
New Zealand sheep names
by studboy of Venice, CA
problem: writer's block
fear of the blank page is over!
my fix: low standards
by studboy of Venice, CA
all sheep jokes aside,
found a better place than here:
move to New Zealand
by studboy of Venice, CA
wine, women, and song:
such a pain! for me, I want
whipped cream and coffee!
by studboy of Venice, CA
hiking on Christmas?
man I love California!
(and bring some sunscreen)
by studboy of Venice, CA
why lie? '02 sucked.
next year, only available
job: airport screener
by studboy of Venice, CA
wishing all the best
hoping good times come for you
Ciao 2002
by from Boston gal et al to all
another year over
they seem to go way too fast
unlike me these days
by ash
fuck off scotch ;)
by ha! of hoidays last too long
lost in the backwoods
eaten by frostbite and barely
kept alive by sex
by Anonymous Poet
beware the man behind the curtain in New Hampshire, ahhh!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
Well, it's normal
concern about eggnog
is more in thy backyard
I want some sake myself
by Anonymous Poet
And to think, all I'm
really concerned 'bout, is if
the eggnog has turned?
by onjaysun (Head Firmly in Sand)
fear, fire, foes, awake!
Gen X, rise up!!!!
Rise against Saurman
Isengard must fall?
or is it Starbucks?
Take command again!
by Anonymous Poet
hmm, wonderful eras
of crisis, and caught up
the future is averted
for what? pathetic snipers
and the antithesis of hope
nuclear dreams
gynoids on hold
by Anonymous Poet
last super bowl
christendom versus islam
get your tickets today
by anathema maranatha
Lonely voice:
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by R. of PT
Civil war:
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by R. of PT
Better kind of peace:
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<<<>>>......I
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by R. of PT
Kind of Peace:
<><>..........I
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by R. of PT
War:
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by R. of PT
slavic food is for
diets only! duck fat is
good for all handles ;)
by k of back to salads...to much czech food dammit
hmmm, duck-fat handles!
I will grab them roughly, you
will quack like a duck.
by ;)
sooo...k does not have
love handles or beer handles,
but...duck-fat handles?
by Anonymous Poet
roasted duck leaves us
with duck fat...save it and then
put it on some bread
by k of hmmmmmm
family thought control --
"You will NOT discuss any
politics tonight"!
by k of Another Christmas in hell.....
christmas hugs and kisses :
xoxox
xoxoxox
xoxox
by ash
Chaos:
! + @ # )
$ ( % * & } ^
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by R. of PT
Anarchy:
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by R. of PT
Better intellectual:
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by R. of PT
False intellectual:
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by R. of PT
roast turkey and pork
in the middle of summer
and christmas pudding
by ash
Christmas Delayed, Claus
with airport screener asking
why cheeks so rosey?
by onjaysun
just switch a couple
letters and Bush becomes Shub
don't know what that means?
by onjaysun
Your first holiday
in Hell? Well, first it's off to
wrapping bowling balls...
by onjaysun
Damn you Will Ferrell,
"Don't Fear the Reaper" really
now needs more cowbell!
by onjaysun
