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27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

to assuage my fears,
I've found a good solution:
more sheep and whipped cream!
Haiku # 24181, December 28, 2002 12:05 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
sick of USA?
for my new home, need only
New Zealand sheep names
Haiku # 24180, December 27, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
problem: writer's block
fear of the blank page is over!
my fix: low standards
Haiku # 24179, December 27, 2002 11:56 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
all sheep jokes aside,
found a better place than here:
move to New Zealand
Haiku # 24178, December 27, 2002 11:54 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
wine, women, and song:
such a pain! for me, I want
whipped cream and coffee!
Haiku # 24177, December 27, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
hiking on Christmas?
man I love California!
(and bring some sunscreen)
Haiku # 24176, December 27, 2002 11:47 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
why lie? '02 sucked.
next year, only available
job: airport screener
Haiku # 24175, December 27, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
wishing all the best
hoping good times come for you
Ciao 2002
Haiku # 24174, December 27, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by from Boston gal et al to all
another year over
they seem to go way too fast
unlike me these days
Haiku # 24173, December 27, 2002 6:27 am ET
by ash
fuck off scotch ;)
Haiku # 24172, December 27, 2002 4:40 am ET
by ha! of hoidays last too long
lost in the backwoods
eaten by frostbite and barely
kept alive by sex
Haiku # 24171, December 26, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
beware the man behind the curtain in New Hampshire, ahhh!!!!
Haiku # 24170, December 26, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 24169, December 26, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well, it's normal
concern about eggnog
is more in thy backyard

I want some sake myself
Haiku # 24168, December 26, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
And to think, all I'm
really concerned 'bout, is if
the eggnog has turned?
Haiku # 24167, December 26, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by onjaysun (Head Firmly in Sand)
fear, fire, foes, awake!
Gen X, rise up!!!!
Rise against Saurman

Isengard must fall?
or is it Starbucks?
Take command again!
Haiku # 24166, December 26, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmm, wonderful eras
of crisis, and caught up
the future is averted

for what? pathetic snipers
and the antithesis of hope
nuclear dreams

gynoids on hold
Haiku # 24165, December 26, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
last super bowl
christendom versus islam
get your tickets today
Haiku # 24164, December 26, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by anathema maranatha
Lonely voice:
><^><
><.><><
><^><
Haiku # 24163, December 26, 2002 3:14 am ET
by R. of PT
Civil war:
><^><
><^><><
><^><
Haiku # 24162, December 26, 2002 3:12 am ET
by R. of PT
Better kind of peace:
<<>>..........I
<<<>>>......I
<<>>..........I
Haiku # 24161, December 26, 2002 2:45 am ET
by R. of PT
Kind of Peace:
<><>..........I
<><><>......I
<><>..........I
Haiku # 24160, December 26, 2002 2:43 am ET
by R. of PT
War:
>.>....I....<.<
>.>.>.I.<.<.<
>.>....I....<.<
Haiku # 24159, December 26, 2002 2:39 am ET
by R. of PT
slavic food is for
diets only! duck fat is
good for all handles ;)
Haiku # 24158, December 26, 2002 2:34 am ET
by k of back to salads...to much czech food dammit
hmmm, duck-fat handles!
I will grab them roughly, you
will quack like a duck.
Haiku # 24157, December 26, 2002 2:16 am ET
by ;)
sooo...k does not have
love handles or beer handles,
but...duck-fat handles?
Haiku # 24156, December 26, 2002 2:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
roasted duck leaves us
with duck fat...save it and then
put it on some bread
Haiku # 24155, December 26, 2002 12:34 am ET
by k of hmmmmmm
family thought control --
"You will NOT discuss any
politics tonight"!
Haiku # 24154, December 25, 2002 10:49 pm ET
by k of Another Christmas in hell.....
christmas hugs and kisses :
xoxox
xoxoxox
xoxox
Haiku # 24153, December 25, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by ash
Chaos:
! + @ # )
$ ( % * & } ^
? ] < \ {
Haiku # 24152, December 25, 2002 9:19 am ET
by R. of PT
Anarchy:
! ? ! ? ?
! ! ? ? ! ? !
? ? ! ? ?
Haiku # 24151, December 25, 2002 9:17 am ET
by R. of PT
Better intellectual:
! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ? ! !
! ! ! ! !
Haiku # 24150, December 25, 2002 9:06 am ET
by R. of PT
False intellectual:
? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ! ? ?
? ? ? ? ?
Haiku # 24149, December 25, 2002 9:05 am ET
by R. of PT
roast turkey and pork
in the middle of summer
and christmas pudding
Haiku # 24148, December 25, 2002 7:02 am ET
by ash
Christmas Delayed, Claus
with airport screener asking
why cheeks so rosey?
Haiku # 24147, December 24, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by onjaysun
just switch a couple
letters and Bush becomes Shub
don't know what that means?
Haiku # 24146, December 24, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by onjaysun
Your first holiday
in Hell? Well, first it's off to
wrapping bowling balls...
Haiku # 24145, December 24, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by onjaysun
Damn you Will Ferrell,
"Don't Fear the Reaper" really
now needs more cowbell!
Haiku # 24144, December 24, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by onjaysun
just switch two letters
and santa becomes satan
you better watch out
Haiku # 24143, December 24, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by scotch
Invariably
admirable ash. Bravo!
A credit to all.
Haiku # 24142, December 24, 2002 10:56 am ET
by maestro
just had the best green
tomorrow we'll have salad
and oysters and prawns
Haiku # 24141, December 24, 2002 8:47 am ET
by mellie
happy birthday christ
did you get lots of presents?
you've been very good
Haiku # 24140, December 24, 2002 7:47 am ET
by ash
well if you ask me
such rhetorical questions
are not the answer
Haiku # 24139, December 24, 2002 7:03 am ET
by ash
Social number rules -
higher numbers, more freedom;
smaller, must committ
Haiku # 24138, December 24, 2002 6:25 am ET
by R. of PT
They see open hands -
How do they understand that?
Difficult to know
Haiku # 24137, December 24, 2002 6:22 am ET
by R. of PT
And an open door?
Is this really a good sign?
Some dare say it is.
Haiku # 24136, December 24, 2002 6:16 am ET
by R. of PT
What news is no news?
That can mean not so good news
or maybe good news!
Haiku # 24135, December 24, 2002 6:12 am ET
by R. of PT
yee ah counts as two
fingers tapping hee ahh now
must find more green stuff
Haiku # 24134, December 23, 2002 11:18 pm ET
by mellie
yikes I wrote it twice
I wonder how that happened
mellie christmas all
Haiku # 24133, December 23, 2002 11:15 pm ET
by mellie
ya best one yet ash
let's have a best badhaiku
of twenty oh two
Haiku # 24132, December 23, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by mellie christmas all
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