slavic food is for
diets only! duck fat is
good for all handles ;)

hmmm, duck-fat handles!
I will grab them roughly, you
will quack like a duck.

sooo...k does not have
love handles or beer handles,
but...duck-fat handles?

roasted duck leaves us
with duck fat...save it and then
put it on some bread

family thought control --
"You will NOT discuss any
politics tonight"!

christmas hugs and kisses :
xoxox
xoxoxox
xoxox

Chaos:
! + @ # )
$ ( % * & } ^
? ] < \ {

Anarchy:
! ? ! ? ?
! ! ? ? ! ? !
? ? ! ? ?

Better intellectual:
! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ? ! !
! ! ! ! !

False intellectual:
? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ! ? ?
? ? ? ? ?

roast turkey and pork
in the middle of summer
and christmas pudding

Christmas Delayed, Claus
with airport screener asking
why cheeks so rosey?

just switch a couple
letters and Bush becomes Shub
don't know what that means?

Your first holiday
in Hell? Well, first it's off to
wrapping bowling balls...

Damn you Will Ferrell,
"Don't Fear the Reaper" really
now needs more cowbell!

just switch two letters
and santa becomes satan
you better watch out

Invariably
admirable ash. Bravo!
A credit to all.

just had the best green
tomorrow we'll have salad
and oysters and prawns

happy birthday christ
did you get lots of presents?
you've been very good

well if you ask me
such rhetorical questions
are not the answer

Social number rules -
higher numbers, more freedom;
smaller, must committ

They see open hands -
How do they understand that?
Difficult to know

And an open door?
Is this really a good sign?
Some dare say it is.

What news is no news?
That can mean not so good news
or maybe good news!

yee ah counts as two
fingers tapping hee ahh now
must find more green stuff

yikes I wrote it twice
I wonder how that happened
mellie christmas all

ya best one yet ash
let's have a best badhaiku
of twenty oh two

that's ya best this year
only I've not checked back ash
mellie christmas all

santas up to scratch
to dig christmas you first need
sharp set of clauses

The pictures roll in
By anyone's standards, the
rampage was a kick

midnight shopping spree
salad unfit for budgies
I want good green stuff

whoa! call off the boars!
no material threat here.
poetic license

a Manhattan stroll
might alleviate the pain
absent homicide

insomnia mine
reprehensible verse yours
please, don't mention it

vertigo descends
equilibrium recedes
earth meets the forehead

Oh, R of PT
why pose questions then respond?
so very boring

just so feeble here
working upon a sonnet
for my beloved

cowards seek solace
within a rigid system
why not pen blank verse?

No, nessun dubbio!
Non lasciate la radio
scegliere per voi!

Ogni mattina,
di che umore siete?
Io del migliore!

No possible doubt -
We deserve better than these
rhetoric questions!

This is not usual -
Two consecutive haikus
ending with question...

Or maybe that means:
"We'll sort differences out!"
Empty glass, full glass?

Very nasty sentence:
"We are complete opposites!"
Doesn't sound good, does it?

What should I write about
Name a subject I can write
I hate writer's block

Skiing downhill fast
Evergreens blur past quickly
OW! That tree hurt lots

Poetry is hard
I do not care for it much
Why do I do this?

janis, am going
to toronto this ev'ning
any suggestions?

janis, a paean
to you has been staged, it's called
"Love Janis", it rocks

yes, janis, i find
the choice of hue intriguing
red for blood blood blood