Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

War:
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Haiku # 24159, December 26, 2002 2:39 am ET
by R. of PT
slavic food is for
diets only! duck fat is
good for all handles ;)
Haiku # 24158, December 26, 2002 2:34 am ET
by k of back to salads...to much czech food dammit
hmmm, duck-fat handles!
I will grab them roughly, you
will quack like a duck.
Haiku # 24157, December 26, 2002 2:16 am ET
by ;)
sooo...k does not have
love handles or beer handles,
but...duck-fat handles?
Haiku # 24156, December 26, 2002 2:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
roasted duck leaves us
with duck fat...save it and then
put it on some bread
Haiku # 24155, December 26, 2002 12:34 am ET
by k of hmmmmmm
family thought control --
"You will NOT discuss any
politics tonight"!
Haiku # 24154, December 25, 2002 10:49 pm ET
by k of Another Christmas in hell.....
christmas hugs and kisses :
xoxox
xoxoxox
xoxox
Haiku # 24153, December 25, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by ash
Chaos:
! + @ # )
$ ( % * & } ^
? ] < \ {
Haiku # 24152, December 25, 2002 9:19 am ET
by R. of PT
Anarchy:
! ? ! ? ?
! ! ? ? ! ? !
? ? ! ? ?
Haiku # 24151, December 25, 2002 9:17 am ET
by R. of PT
Better intellectual:
! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ? ! !
! ! ! ! !
Haiku # 24150, December 25, 2002 9:06 am ET
by R. of PT
False intellectual:
? ? ? ? ?
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Haiku # 24149, December 25, 2002 9:05 am ET
by R. of PT
roast turkey and pork
in the middle of summer
and christmas pudding
Haiku # 24148, December 25, 2002 7:02 am ET
by ash
Christmas Delayed, Claus
with airport screener asking
why cheeks so rosey?
Haiku # 24147, December 24, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by onjaysun
just switch a couple
letters and Bush becomes Shub
don't know what that means?
Haiku # 24146, December 24, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by onjaysun
Your first holiday
in Hell? Well, first it's off to
wrapping bowling balls...
Haiku # 24145, December 24, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by onjaysun
Damn you Will Ferrell,
"Don't Fear the Reaper" really
now needs more cowbell!
Haiku # 24144, December 24, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by onjaysun
just switch two letters
and santa becomes satan
you better watch out
Haiku # 24143, December 24, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by scotch
Invariably
admirable ash. Bravo!
A credit to all.
Haiku # 24142, December 24, 2002 10:56 am ET
by maestro
just had the best green
tomorrow we'll have salad
and oysters and prawns
Haiku # 24141, December 24, 2002 8:47 am ET
by mellie
happy birthday christ
did you get lots of presents?
you've been very good
Haiku # 24140, December 24, 2002 7:47 am ET
by ash
well if you ask me
such rhetorical questions
are not the answer
Haiku # 24139, December 24, 2002 7:03 am ET
by ash
Social number rules -
higher numbers, more freedom;
smaller, must committ
Haiku # 24138, December 24, 2002 6:25 am ET
by R. of PT
They see open hands -
How do they understand that?
Difficult to know
Haiku # 24137, December 24, 2002 6:22 am ET
by R. of PT
And an open door?
Is this really a good sign?
Some dare say it is.
Haiku # 24136, December 24, 2002 6:16 am ET
by R. of PT
What news is no news?
That can mean not so good news
or maybe good news!
Haiku # 24135, December 24, 2002 6:12 am ET
by R. of PT
yee ah counts as two
fingers tapping hee ahh now
must find more green stuff
Haiku # 24134, December 23, 2002 11:18 pm ET
by mellie
yikes I wrote it twice
I wonder how that happened
mellie christmas all
Haiku # 24133, December 23, 2002 11:15 pm ET
by mellie
ya best one yet ash
let's have a best badhaiku
of twenty oh two
Haiku # 24132, December 23, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by mellie christmas all
that's ya best this year
only I've not checked back ash
mellie christmas all
Haiku # 24131, December 23, 2002 11:08 pm ET
by mellie
santas up to scratch
to dig christmas you first need
sharp set of clauses
Haiku # 24130, December 23, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by ash
The pictures roll in
By anyone's standards, the
rampage was a kick
Haiku # 24129, December 23, 2002 11:38 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
midnight shopping spree
salad unfit for budgies
I want good green stuff
Haiku # 24128, December 23, 2002 10:18 am ET
by mellie
whoa! call off the boars!
no material threat here.
poetic license
Haiku # 24127, December 23, 2002 8:51 am ET
by maestro
a Manhattan stroll
might alleviate the pain
absent homicide
Haiku # 24126, December 23, 2002 8:48 am ET
by maestro
insomnia mine
reprehensible verse yours
please, don't mention it
Haiku # 24125, December 23, 2002 8:43 am ET
by maestro
vertigo descends
equilibrium recedes
earth meets the forehead
Haiku # 24124, December 23, 2002 7:50 am ET
by maestro
Oh, R of PT
why pose questions then respond?
so very boring
Haiku # 24123, December 23, 2002 7:47 am ET
by maestro
just so feeble here
working upon a sonnet
for my beloved
Haiku # 24122, December 23, 2002 7:44 am ET
by maestro
cowards seek solace
within a rigid system
why not pen blank verse?
Haiku # 24121, December 23, 2002 7:41 am ET
by maestro
No, nessun dubbio!
Non lasciate la radio
scegliere per voi!
Haiku # 24120, December 23, 2002 6:05 am ET
by R. of PT
Ogni mattina,
di che umore siete?
Io del migliore!
Haiku # 24119, December 23, 2002 6:02 am ET
by R. of PT
No possible doubt -
We deserve better than these
rhetoric questions!
Haiku # 24118, December 23, 2002 5:56 am ET
by R. of PT
This is not usual -
Two consecutive haikus
ending with question...
Haiku # 24117, December 23, 2002 5:43 am ET
by R. of PT
Or maybe that means:
"We'll sort differences out!"
Empty glass, full glass?
Haiku # 24116, December 23, 2002 2:57 am ET
by R. of PT
Very nasty sentence:
"We are complete opposites!"
Doesn't sound good, does it?
Haiku # 24115, December 23, 2002 2:56 am ET
by R. of PT
What should I write about
Name a subject I can write
I hate writer's block
Haiku # 24114, December 22, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Me of Here
Skiing downhill fast
Evergreens blur past quickly
OW! That tree hurt lots
Haiku # 24113, December 22, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by Me of Here
Poetry is hard
I do not care for it much
Why do I do this?
Haiku # 24112, December 22, 2002 7:37 pm ET
by Me of Here
janis, am going
to toronto this ev'ning
any suggestions?
Haiku # 24111, December 22, 2002 2:11 pm ET
by sheena
janis, a paean
to you has been staged, it's called
"Love Janis", it rocks
Haiku # 24110, December 22, 2002 2:10 pm ET
by sheena
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