Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 355 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

I''m thinking of u..
Yeah U ... Oh sssshit
I gotta puke!
Haiku # 2269, October 14, 1999 3:11 pm ET
by JiLL WiLLiAmS of Bakersfield, United Hates
your mom''s fat dark cock
peeks from beneath her loincloth
as she jumps the fire
Haiku # 2268, October 14, 1999 8:56 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
reeling from the fumes
in my white collar disguise
I huff gas freely
Haiku # 2267, October 14, 1999 8:54 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
with each piss at work
I grow closer to my goal
fifty coke cans full
Haiku # 2266, October 14, 1999 8:49 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
o nasal discharge
with so much wasted protein
plus potassium
Haiku # 2265, October 13, 1999 11:05 pm ET
by ash
harsh flat white lighting
atmosphere of pending doom
that trapped dog barking
Haiku # 2264, October 13, 1999 11:02 pm ET
by ash
urine is a thing
that has its own special place
damn crooked pee-hole
Haiku # 2263, October 13, 1999 8:49 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Up in me u had to pee,
Out u went,
Cuz u were sent!
Haiku # 2262, October 13, 1999 5:01 pm ET
by JiLL WiLLiAmS of Bakersfield, USA
The Blues is just A
Good Man feeling so so bad
Rufus said to me.
Haiku # 2261, October 13, 1999 4:14 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
mucus and sputum
and, of course, there is the phlegm
man, i hate the flu
Haiku # 2260, October 13, 1999 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sweet brown ass biscuit
falls gently into the bowl
Oh! The Smell! Like Shit!
Haiku # 2259, October 13, 1999 1:45 pm ET
by Assman
asleep at the desk
hope I don''t wake up with a load of boy butter
Haiku # 2258, October 13, 1999 1:44 pm ET
by Assman
Damn seeds in my pot!
I wish they were magnetic;
then I could just smoke
Haiku # 2257, October 13, 1999 1:41 pm ET
by Assman
Better men have failed
In their efforts to teach me
How to do that thing.
Haiku # 2256, October 13, 1999 9:50 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I part my slicked lips,
primed for your red, juicy treat.
Oh, sweet lollipop.
Haiku # 2255, October 13, 1999 9:39 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Lower down the hill,
Where the hard-faced women live,
`Slike a Mike Leigh film.
Haiku # 2254, October 13, 1999 9:32 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Bowed head of a child
Crouched in the dirt, playing god:
Sticks versus pine cones.
(Pine cones won)
Haiku # 2253, October 13, 1999 9:22 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sunlight plays on stone.
Red leaves spiral through the gates.
A dog licks its balls.
Haiku # 2252, October 13, 1999 9:17 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Spasming neon
Interrupts my reverie
With its spasming
Haiku # 2251, October 12, 1999 10:38 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Come cut this tether
Let me gambol in the fields
With the other boys
Haiku # 2250, October 12, 1999 10:25 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Distant jet aircraft
Pulling your trail of vapour
Like a string of snot
Haiku # 2249, October 12, 1999 10:10 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Small flying creature
Do you like that window or
Are you just stupid?
Haiku # 2248, October 12, 1999 10:01 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I suck on the teeth of ancients.
Oh dead crusty ancestors
Your stench is unremarkable
Haiku # 2247, October 12, 1999 6:56 am ET
by Davey Danger
Sinning Mutants!
I fall over your rotting brains.
Why must you laugh?
Haiku # 2246, October 12, 1999 6:53 am ET
by Davey Danger
Dogs bark at night
Their hell-bound cries
Are like the baying of orange wolves
Haiku # 2245, October 12, 1999 6:51 am ET
by Monkfish of Englandland
why the fuck
is everyone''s haiku
all blurred over
Haiku # 2244, October 11, 1999 6:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
despite understanding
pre-school lice infestation
left scratching my head
Haiku # 2243, October 11, 1999 5:56 pm ET
by ash
server disconnects
a telstra conspiracy
go on, ring again......
Haiku # 2242, October 11, 1999 5:46 pm ET
by ash
Steaming perspirants.
Colossal twats colliding.
I hate ice hockey.
Haiku # 2241, October 11, 1999 6:23 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Searching for the sun
Leaves look to the ground for warmth
Nature defeats us
Haiku # 2240, October 10, 1999 11:28 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Ah sweet Jennifer
The best way to arch your back
Is to get lockjaw
Haiku # 2239, October 10, 1999 11:25 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
That`s Haiku for you
Seventeen syllables and
There`s no looking back
Haiku # 2238, October 10, 1999 11:22 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I look for lovers
that know what it takes for me
arch my back up high.
Haiku # 2237, October 10, 1999 9:03 am ET
by Jennifer
See the hostile youth.
What has become of their lives?
They''re haiku junkies.
Haiku # 2236, October 10, 1999 9:02 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
KENNETH EXTENSION
LEFT YOUR brain ON THE RED BUS
GET A LIFE TWEAKER
Haiku # 2235, October 9, 1999 9:55 pm ET
by THE ROCK
i went to cancun
and i went to donate blood
i can''t. what the hell.
Haiku # 2234, October 9, 1999 1:27 pm ET
by Adrienne
library lady
armed with her red laser pen
somebody save me
Haiku # 2233, October 9, 1999 1:18 pm ET
by Adrienne
it''s easy to do
abusing the bad haiku
at first when you''re new
Haiku # 2232, October 9, 1999 11:34 am ET
by oldnasty
If you are gonna
burn smoke in your lungs you might
as well smoke a joint
Haiku # 2231, October 9, 1999 7:20 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
again and again
you can read those lines and then
shake your head at ken
Haiku # 2230, October 9, 1999 5:10 am ET
by ash
boogers and bandaids
chlorine struggling to defeat
faecal coliforms
Haiku # 2229, October 9, 1999 3:44 am ET
by ash
never be sorry
for cocaine cuz it''s so pure
NOW i look pretty
Haiku # 2228, October 8, 1999 4:51 pm ET
by permanent kurl
scalloped, baked, french fried
potato career choices
hash browns, tater tots
Haiku # 2227, October 8, 1999 1:48 pm ET
by oldnasty
hi! my name is Ken
i no longer bug my friends
because I have none
Haiku # 2226, October 8, 1999 1:32 pm ET
by oldnasty
you''re flattering me?
you masturbate to my bod?
wet. open. alone.
Haiku # 2225, October 7, 1999 5:40 pm ET
by kurl
i wait for your call
with my ass on the shower
stream. come in to me.
Haiku # 2224, October 7, 1999 5:38 pm ET
by kurl
for you cannot steal
my memory then jack off.
We can do better
Haiku # 2223, October 7, 1999 5:36 pm ET
by kurl
complete the cycle
fantasize. and then. you fuck
i insist we fuck
Haiku # 2222, October 7, 1999 5:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Damn......I guess I want
to really know the answer
to that last question!
Haiku # 2221, October 7, 1999 5:09 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
i sniff the future
predictable allergens
like nostril dharma
Haiku # 2220, October 7, 1999 5:06 pm ET
by ash
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