I suck on the teeth of ancients.
Oh dead crusty ancestors
Your stench is unremarkable
by Davey Danger
Sinning Mutants!
I fall over your rotting brains.
Why must you laugh?
by Davey Danger
Dogs bark at night
Their hell-bound cries
Are like the baying of orange wolves
by Monkfish of Englandland
why the fuck
is everyone''s haiku
all blurred over
by Anonymous Poet
despite understanding
pre-school lice infestation
left scratching my head
by ash
server disconnects
a telstra conspiracy
go on, ring again......
by ash
Steaming perspirants.
Colossal twats colliding.
I hate ice hockey.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Searching for the sun
Leaves look to the ground for warmth
Nature defeats us
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Ah sweet Jennifer
The best way to arch your back
Is to get lockjaw
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
That`s Haiku for you
Seventeen syllables and
There`s no looking back
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I look for lovers
that know what it takes for me
arch my back up high.
by Jennifer
See the hostile youth.
What has become of their lives?
They''re haiku junkies.
by Tony's Grandpa
KENNETH EXTENSION
LEFT YOUR brain ON THE RED BUS
GET A LIFE TWEAKER
by THE ROCK
i went to cancun
and i went to donate blood
i can''t. what the hell.
by Adrienne
library lady
armed with her red laser pen
somebody save me
by Adrienne
it''s easy to do
abusing the bad haiku
at first when you''re new
by oldnasty
If you are gonna
burn smoke in your lungs you might
as well smoke a joint
by Tony's Grandpa
again and again
you can read those lines and then
shake your head at ken
by ash
boogers and bandaids
chlorine struggling to defeat
faecal coliforms
by ash
never be sorry
for cocaine cuz it''s so pure
NOW i look pretty
by permanent kurl
scalloped, baked, french fried
potato career choices
hash browns, tater tots
by oldnasty
hi! my name is Ken
i no longer bug my friends
because I have none
by oldnasty
you''re flattering me?
you masturbate to my bod?
wet. open. alone.
by kurl
i wait for your call
with my ass on the shower
stream. come in to me.
by kurl
for you cannot steal
my memory then jack off.
We can do better
by kurl
complete the cycle
fantasize. and then. you fuck
i insist we fuck
by Anonymous Poet
Damn......I guess I want
to really know the answer
to that last question!
by SHAGGYDOO
i sniff the future
predictable allergens
like nostril dharma
by ash
Do you think they eat
Chicken meat, or do they eat
Turkey in Turkey?
by SHAGGYDOO
Do you think they eat
Chicken meat, or do they eat
Turkey in Turkey?
by SHAGGYDOO
Living in the Fort
reminds me of those good times
when you licked my toes
by SHAGGYDOO
She pissed me off but
got lucky for now because
omelette this one slide
by SHAGGYDOO
my mother saw me
kill a cow with a hammer
lousy angel dust!
by Hollywood Bonfire
Your thighs are just like
The hump on a humpback whale
But a bit fatter
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Grease those electrodes
And stick them to my temples
Those babies tingle
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If I reached over
To kiss those cherubic lips
Would you use your tongue?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Like a regal swan
I can snap a man''s femur
With my orange feet
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Ah distant planet
Spinning idly beyond reach
Like a ceiling fan
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
sea birds flew backwards
until i saw them clearly
flying leaves on wind
by jimmersan of santa dog rosa, ussa
That that, evil one!
And that! And that! And that! Ha.
Yes, that`ll learn yer.
by Scrunty Hardbody
what hurts uranus ?
afflicted by asteroids
hanging out in space
by ash
This woman I know
- We`ll call her Lily Savage.
I think she`s a man...
by Scrunty Hardbody
Objectives achieved
Fill one with joy for two hours,
Approximately.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Let me just say this.....
Bite me if you think it''s vile!
Don''t bite too hard please.
by Tony's Grandpa
Man.....we need some life!
Let''s stir some things up ''round here.
How ''bout a fist fight?!
by Tony's Grandpa
The woman next door
Wears a pearl necklace made of
Milk teeth of children.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Four fat metal strings
Oscillate in a way that`s
Pythagorean
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This pessimism
Is as thinly veiled as a
Nude bride in Vegas
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Oh yes, that is weird.
Some would say almost *too* weird.
But not me, of course.
by Scrunty Hardbody
