This guy came at me
waving a nine inch dildo.
Isn''t that so weird?
by Jill Eon of The Edge,
It`s about this time
When you have to give in and
Put the heating on
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It`s got furry ears
And it keeps in body warmth.
Guess what it is yet?
by Scrunty Hardbody
It''s my suspicion
That when this starts to make sense
It`ll be too late
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Don`t think I don`t know
You`re checking out my format.
Cue corrective verse...
by Scrunty Hardbody
Don`t you think it`s queer
How people get so worked up
About this little site.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I stepped on the toe
Of the shadowy man at
The end of the world
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The days are shrinking
Like a man''s tumescent chap
Plunged in cold water
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Don''t you see my friend?
This is the Bad Haiku site
Not the Lovely one.
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
too many haikus
two per week should be limit
to stop flow of shit
by Infinity of Murfreesboro,
People better learn
How to write fucking haikus
Or don''t submit stuff
by Xavier of Chapel Hill,
Him: "I don`t get your
Emotional heiroglyphs."
Heiroglyphs??? Twat!
by Scrunty Hardbody
Robert DeNiro
Wasn`t in `The Deerstalker`.
Bloody film students.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Twenty weeks in Greece?
Why''s he so pale? I`ll tell you:
Archeology.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Punks Gettin Froggy
I regale them with ardor
Drink up their forties
by Fruity of Oakland,
Orthodox haiku
Will never accommodate
Antidisestab-
by Scrunty Harbdody
In an ideal world
I would slump around all day
Wrapped in a duvet
by Scrunty Hardbody
tropical storm front
impressive special effects
ozone in the nostrils
by ash
Meaningful haiku
Tends to be greatly improved
By the word `minge`.
by Scrunty Hardbody
People left behind
Are more fondly remembered
When kept in the past.
by Scrunty Hardbody
The skyline I see
Has it''s moments with the sun
It''s way too nice here
by SHAGGYDOO
She shouted at me,
and warned me that I should pray.
Her face spoke the truth.
by SHAGGYDOO
Did you ever think
that you would grow up and see
things in this way
by SHAGGYDOO
Again, I said, "you don''t take me seriously.
You said, "you''re kidding."
by Anonymous Poet
I said, "you don''t understand me."
You said, "You''re kidding!"
by John
First goose
Last fly
Autumn
by Roland of Baltimore, USA
Long-haired dude from France
You stole my lovely girlfriend
I kill your poodle
by Xavier of Chapel Hill, USA
Squick, squick, squick, squick, squick
Trephination really rules
Now I make haiku.
by Squick
in the sand my ilk
My gall upone the shoreline
warming to a boil
by Ernest Unity of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gummy slumtrop gil
flie flimtrop thilth ghuyilthsom
like the pounding surf
by Ernest Unity of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That means I''m back, Folks!
I would like to live with you
If it comes to that!
by Ernest Unity of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAAAAAAN YOUUU HAAANDLE IT!!!
Coming straight right at your ass
My giant psyche?
by Ernest Unity of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stomach turns and churns
Feeling the force of dinner
I have to poop bad
by Anonymous Poet of Syracuse, USA
A caf
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Wild thoughts are rattling
Like a pea in a tin cup
I just don''t get chicks
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Precipitation.
Great fat globules of the stuff
trickling down my back.
by Scrunty Hardbody
to quote frank zappa :
"the crux of the matter is.....
the apostrophe"
by ash
careful with that axe
i heard the bonfire whisper
so wot''s uh, the deal
by ash
Sometimes I just spin
Like a crazy spinning top
Other times, I don''t
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Syd....is it you there
on the other side of this?
Shine on...crazy one.
by SHAGGYDOO
Oh....Whoa Black Betty!
Bam-A-Lamm....Yeah....Bam-A-Lamm!
Say, Whoa Black Betty!
by Tony's Grandpa
fear can give us hope
hope is blind optimism
fear of hope is blind
by betty of birmingham, usa
bad haiku is weird
i may not visit again
until then, good bye
by Anonymous Poet
my cube is haunted
nerd ghosts materialize
searching for sliderules
by Hollywood Bonfire
pinned by a small girl
I embarassed my father
"Daddy, please!" I yelled
by Hollywood Bonfire
I started Pink Floyd
all that shit was my idea
I really rocked then
by Hollywood Bonfire
reach deep in myself
produce one gory organ
to skid in the pan
by Hollywood Bonfire
Driving on backroads
With the sun setting brightly
I jam to LED ZEPP
by SHAGGYDOO
Is that liquid egg
The by-product of chickens
With diarrhoea?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
