The skyline I see
Has it''s moments with the sun
It''s way too nice here
by SHAGGYDOO
She shouted at me,
and warned me that I should pray.
Her face spoke the truth.
by SHAGGYDOO
Did you ever think
that you would grow up and see
things in this way
by SHAGGYDOO
Again, I said, "you don''t take me seriously.
You said, "you''re kidding."
by Anonymous Poet
I said, "you don''t understand me."
You said, "You''re kidding!"
by John
First goose
Last fly
Autumn
by Roland of Baltimore, USA
Long-haired dude from France
You stole my lovely girlfriend
I kill your poodle
by Xavier of Chapel Hill, USA
Squick, squick, squick, squick, squick
Trephination really rules
Now I make haiku.
by Squick
in the sand my ilk
My gall upone the shoreline
warming to a boil
by Ernest Unity of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gummy slumtrop gil
flie flimtrop thilth ghuyilthsom
like the pounding surf
by Ernest Unity of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That means I''m back, Folks!
I would like to live with you
If it comes to that!
by Ernest Unity of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAAAAAAN YOUUU HAAANDLE IT!!!
Coming straight right at your ass
My giant psyche?
by Ernest Unity of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stomach turns and churns
Feeling the force of dinner
I have to poop bad
by Anonymous Poet of Syracuse, USA
A caf
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Wild thoughts are rattling
Like a pea in a tin cup
I just don''t get chicks
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Precipitation.
Great fat globules of the stuff
trickling down my back.
by Scrunty Hardbody
to quote frank zappa :
"the crux of the matter is.....
the apostrophe"
by ash
careful with that axe
i heard the bonfire whisper
so wot''s uh, the deal
by ash
Sometimes I just spin
Like a crazy spinning top
Other times, I don''t
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Syd....is it you there
on the other side of this?
Shine on...crazy one.
by SHAGGYDOO
Oh....Whoa Black Betty!
Bam-A-Lamm....Yeah....Bam-A-Lamm!
Say, Whoa Black Betty!
by Tony's Grandpa
fear can give us hope
hope is blind optimism
fear of hope is blind
by betty of birmingham, usa
bad haiku is weird
i may not visit again
until then, good bye
by Anonymous Poet
my cube is haunted
nerd ghosts materialize
searching for sliderules
by Hollywood Bonfire
pinned by a small girl
I embarassed my father
"Daddy, please!" I yelled
by Hollywood Bonfire
I started Pink Floyd
all that shit was my idea
I really rocked then
by Hollywood Bonfire
reach deep in myself
produce one gory organ
to skid in the pan
by Hollywood Bonfire
Driving on backroads
With the sun setting brightly
I jam to LED ZEPP
by SHAGGYDOO
Is that liquid egg
The by-product of chickens
With diarrhoea?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
All I do is wait
It wouldn''t be so bad if
There was a hammock
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
''Cocksucker'', you say.
D`you kiss your mum with that tongue?
Huh, motherfucker?
by Scrunty Hardbody
giles de la tourette
cocksucking motherfucker
swears by bad haiku
by ash
cumulonimbus
rolling thunder to the north
fat patters of rain
by ash
These stupid buttons
Are driving me doolally
The Internet sucks
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Each month''s last Friday
Results in a tiny cheque
We call it "payday"
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Each month''s last Friday
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It''s such a cruel sport,
but you just gotta laugh at
that dwarf tossing game.
by SHAGGYDOO
Visualize this......
Dwarf tossing at night with a
Scrunty Hardbody.
by SHAGGYDOO
Tell me a story.
Double-space it, make it good.
Sign it with my name..
by Scrunty Hardbody
la la, the song goes.
La la la la la la la...
Oh, you know the one..
by Scrunty Hardbody
It''s motivation
That''s lacking in this damn place
That, or topless girls
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Like Charlton Heston
I wage war on night creatures
Man, I hate badgers
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Red buses are crap
You wait ages for just one
Then three come at once
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Red buses are crap
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I miss red buses.
The ones here are bright yellow;
full of schoolchildren.
by Scrunty Hardbody
His name was Nigel.
What`s more, it quite suited him.
Which is a pity.
by Scrunty Hardbody
If it don''t have milk
Then it isn''t a milk shake
Why can''t you see that?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The Millennium
Draws closer, like a workman
With a claw hammer
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Body parts as clothes
Are somewhat reminiscent
Of that Ed fellow
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
