cumulonimbus
rolling thunder to the north
fat patters of rain

These stupid buttons
Are driving me doolally
The Internet sucks

Each month''s last Friday
Results in a tiny cheque
We call it "payday"

Each month''s last Friday

It''s such a cruel sport,
but you just gotta laugh at
that dwarf tossing game.

Visualize this......

Dwarf tossing at night with a

Scrunty Hardbody.

Tell me a story.
Double-space it, make it good.
Sign it with my name..

la la, the song goes.
La la la la la la la...
Oh, you know the one..

It''s motivation
That''s lacking in this damn place
That, or topless girls

Like Charlton Heston
I wage war on night creatures
Man, I hate badgers

Red buses are crap
You wait ages for just one
Then three come at once

Red buses are crap

I miss red buses.
The ones here are bright yellow;
full of schoolchildren.

His name was Nigel.
What`s more, it quite suited him.
Which is a pity.

If it don''t have milk
Then it isn''t a milk shake
Why can''t you see that?

The Millennium
Draws closer, like a workman
With a claw hammer

Body parts as clothes
Are somewhat reminiscent
Of that Ed fellow

Jan Brady is Sweet.
I want to have her and wear
her ass as a hat.

Front Row Joe You Dog
John was waving black and white
Checkered victory

What is a woman?
Everything a man can be
But coyly isn''t

six hours of poker
eighteen beers while joints fly by.
dawn squeezes our heads

I carry burdens
of guilt upon my back
Atlas understands

Epic 5-7-5

Boy meets girl, have kid
then marriage, bastard dies young
WAR! girl gets letter

Earthquakes, Hurricanes
Infestation, Destitude
Damn my Cable''s out!

night; the lake reflects
fast orange light from the trash
burning on the shore

blue prism glasses
ten years dead in a black hole
still sculpting cold mud

prototypical
rotting fruit on the one side
sand on the other

my big teddy bear
my brother named you billy
go in peace my friend

I`m delighted by
the dialogue of porn films.
I feel so alone..

''How`d you like that, bitch?''
''I like it... a lot! Harder!''
''Tell me, are you tight?''

''Frottage'' is three sylls.
See, the third A is silent.
And invisible..

What`s the appeal with
Japanese Nurse Bondage Porn?
Leather Tubigrip?

That crazy Jason
Doesn''t he know that sheepskins
Are just so pass

Her teeth were whiter
Than the inside of a fresh
Bird`s Eye Fish Finger

But surely "Frottage"
Is only two syllables
Which meanss one`s missing

These little square keys
Are sprung more tightly than a
Really springy thing

I sincerely think
That we''d be happier if
We were all Vikings

Paris boinked Helen.
Achillis, Patrolicles --
that was no cold war!

Faust, meet Devil...
And have WAAAAY too good a time --
MARGARET!! Amen!

Hey, Everybody!
See if you can write epics
in 5-7-5

Home is where I go
at closing time when I''ve pissed
my pants and blown chow.

Home is where I go
at closing time when I''ve pissed

Where, really is home?
Is it where you keep your stuff?
Or where you lie down?

Here in Toledo,
I''m stranded just for a week.
God.....please make time fly!!!

Tuesday night at home.
A bottle of Chardonnay
and some golden green.

Damn those lesbians!
They''re getting too much pussy!
I''m getting jeleous!

My fingers are loose.
Gonna punch out my keyboard
with blazing hot thoughts.

Jan Brady looks great
especially when she wears
her new pink panties!

Scrunty is my name.
It`s an European name.
It means `frottage`.

Skin stretched more tightly
Than on a new kettle drum
That''s Faye Dunawaye