Tell me a story.
Double-space it, make it good.
Sign it with my name..
by Scrunty Hardbody
la la, the song goes.
La la la la la la la...
Oh, you know the one..
by Scrunty Hardbody
It''s motivation
That''s lacking in this damn place
That, or topless girls
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Like Charlton Heston
I wage war on night creatures
Man, I hate badgers
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Red buses are crap
You wait ages for just one
Then three come at once
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Red buses are crap
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I miss red buses.
The ones here are bright yellow;
full of schoolchildren.
by Scrunty Hardbody
His name was Nigel.
What`s more, it quite suited him.
Which is a pity.
by Scrunty Hardbody
If it don''t have milk
Then it isn''t a milk shake
Why can''t you see that?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The Millennium
Draws closer, like a workman
With a claw hammer
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Body parts as clothes
Are somewhat reminiscent
Of that Ed fellow
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Jan Brady is Sweet.
I want to have her and wear
her ass as a hat.
by SHAGGYDOO
Front Row Joe You Dog
John was waving black and white
Checkered victory
by Scott of Alton,
What is a woman?
Everything a man can be
But coyly isn''t
by Scott of Alton,
six hours of poker
eighteen beers while joints fly by.
dawn squeezes our heads
by Scott of Alton,
I carry burdens
of guilt upon my back
Atlas understands
by Scott of Alton,
Epic 5-7-5
Boy meets girl, have kid
then marriage, bastard dies young
WAR! girl gets letter
by Scott of Alton,
Earthquakes, Hurricanes
Infestation, Destitude
Damn my Cable''s out!
by Scott of Alton,
night; the lake reflects
fast orange light from the trash
burning on the shore
by Lollywood Bongrider
blue prism glasses
ten years dead in a black hole
still sculpting cold mud
by Hollywood Bonfire
prototypical
rotting fruit on the one side
sand on the other
by Hollywood Bonfire
my big teddy bear
my brother named you billy
go in peace my friend
by Hollywood Bonfire
I`m delighted by
the dialogue of porn films.
I feel so alone..
by Scrunty Hardbody
''How`d you like that, bitch?''
''I like it... a lot! Harder!''
''Tell me, are you tight?''
by Scrunty Hardbody
''Frottage'' is three sylls.
See, the third A is silent.
And invisible..
by Scrunty Hardbody
What`s the appeal with
Japanese Nurse Bondage Porn?
Leather Tubigrip?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
That crazy Jason
Doesn''t he know that sheepskins
Are just so pass
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Her teeth were whiter
Than the inside of a fresh
Bird`s Eye Fish Finger
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
But surely "Frottage"
Is only two syllables
Which meanss one`s missing
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
These little square keys
Are sprung more tightly than a
Really springy thing
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I sincerely think
That we''d be happier if
We were all Vikings
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Paris boinked Helen.
Achillis, Patrolicles --
that was no cold war!
by Homer of Greece (did ya need to ask?)
Faust, meet Devil...
And have WAAAAY too good a time --
MARGARET!! Amen!
by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe of Weimer
Hey, Everybody!
See if you can write epics
in 5-7-5
by T.S. Eliot of Shanti, Shanti, Shanti-town, The Waste Land
Home is where I go
at closing time when I''ve pissed
my pants and blown chow.
by Nunya Bidness of Tumbleweed,
Home is where I go
at closing time when I''ve pissed
by Nunya Bidness of Tumbleweed,
Where, really is home?
Is it where you keep your stuff?
Or where you lie down?
by SHAGGYDOO
Here in Toledo,
I''m stranded just for a week.
God.....please make time fly!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
Tuesday night at home.
A bottle of Chardonnay
and some golden green.
by SHAGGYDOO
Damn those lesbians!
They''re getting too much pussy!
I''m getting jeleous!
by SHAGGYDOO
My fingers are loose.
Gonna punch out my keyboard
with blazing hot thoughts.
by SHAGGYDOO
Jan Brady looks great
especially when she wears
her new pink panties!
by SHAGGYDOO
Scrunty is my name.
It`s an European name.
It means `frottage`.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Skin stretched more tightly
Than on a new kettle drum
That''s Faye Dunawaye
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Small silver spaceship
Skips across the atmosphere
Like a tossed pebble
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I wear the darkness
Like trousers with big pockets
I bought from the Gap
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I peeled off my flesh
To see what lay inside
Just red stuff, it seems
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Rubber appliance
The size off a salami
With none of the meat
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
internet addict
pulling down all that data
with barely a thought
by ash
I haiku alone
That''s the way it''s always been
And always will be
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
