Precipitation.
Great fat globules of the stuff
trickling down my back.
by Scrunty Hardbody
to quote frank zappa :
"the crux of the matter is.....
the apostrophe"
by ash
careful with that axe
i heard the bonfire whisper
so wot''s uh, the deal
by ash
Sometimes I just spin
Like a crazy spinning top
Other times, I don''t
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Syd....is it you there
on the other side of this?
Shine on...crazy one.
by SHAGGYDOO
Oh....Whoa Black Betty!
Bam-A-Lamm....Yeah....Bam-A-Lamm!
Say, Whoa Black Betty!
by Tony's Grandpa
fear can give us hope
hope is blind optimism
fear of hope is blind
by betty of birmingham, usa
bad haiku is weird
i may not visit again
until then, good bye
by Anonymous Poet
my cube is haunted
nerd ghosts materialize
searching for sliderules
by Hollywood Bonfire
pinned by a small girl
I embarassed my father
"Daddy, please!" I yelled
by Hollywood Bonfire
I started Pink Floyd
all that shit was my idea
I really rocked then
by Hollywood Bonfire
reach deep in myself
produce one gory organ
to skid in the pan
by Hollywood Bonfire
Driving on backroads
With the sun setting brightly
I jam to LED ZEPP
by SHAGGYDOO
Is that liquid egg
The by-product of chickens
With diarrhoea?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
All I do is wait
It wouldn''t be so bad if
There was a hammock
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
''Cocksucker'', you say.
D`you kiss your mum with that tongue?
Huh, motherfucker?
by Scrunty Hardbody
giles de la tourette
cocksucking motherfucker
swears by bad haiku
by ash
cumulonimbus
rolling thunder to the north
fat patters of rain
by ash
These stupid buttons
Are driving me doolally
The Internet sucks
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Each month''s last Friday
Results in a tiny cheque
We call it "payday"
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Each month''s last Friday
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It''s such a cruel sport,
but you just gotta laugh at
that dwarf tossing game.
by SHAGGYDOO
Visualize this......
Dwarf tossing at night with a
Scrunty Hardbody.
by SHAGGYDOO
Tell me a story.
Double-space it, make it good.
Sign it with my name..
by Scrunty Hardbody
la la, the song goes.
La la la la la la la...
Oh, you know the one..
by Scrunty Hardbody
It''s motivation
That''s lacking in this damn place
That, or topless girls
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Like Charlton Heston
I wage war on night creatures
Man, I hate badgers
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Red buses are crap
You wait ages for just one
Then three come at once
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Red buses are crap
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I miss red buses.
The ones here are bright yellow;
full of schoolchildren.
by Scrunty Hardbody
His name was Nigel.
What`s more, it quite suited him.
Which is a pity.
by Scrunty Hardbody
If it don''t have milk
Then it isn''t a milk shake
Why can''t you see that?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The Millennium
Draws closer, like a workman
With a claw hammer
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Body parts as clothes
Are somewhat reminiscent
Of that Ed fellow
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Jan Brady is Sweet.
I want to have her and wear
her ass as a hat.
by SHAGGYDOO
Front Row Joe You Dog
John was waving black and white
Checkered victory
by Scott of Alton,
What is a woman?
Everything a man can be
But coyly isn''t
by Scott of Alton,
six hours of poker
eighteen beers while joints fly by.
dawn squeezes our heads
by Scott of Alton,
I carry burdens
of guilt upon my back
Atlas understands
by Scott of Alton,
Epic 5-7-5
Boy meets girl, have kid
then marriage, bastard dies young
WAR! girl gets letter
by Scott of Alton,
Earthquakes, Hurricanes
Infestation, Destitude
Damn my Cable''s out!
by Scott of Alton,
night; the lake reflects
fast orange light from the trash
burning on the shore
by Lollywood Bongrider
blue prism glasses
ten years dead in a black hole
still sculpting cold mud
by Hollywood Bonfire
prototypical
rotting fruit on the one side
sand on the other
by Hollywood Bonfire
my big teddy bear
my brother named you billy
go in peace my friend
by Hollywood Bonfire
I`m delighted by
the dialogue of porn films.
I feel so alone..
by Scrunty Hardbody
''How`d you like that, bitch?''
''I like it... a lot! Harder!''
''Tell me, are you tight?''
by Scrunty Hardbody
''Frottage'' is three sylls.
See, the third A is silent.
And invisible..
by Scrunty Hardbody
What`s the appeal with
Japanese Nurse Bondage Porn?
Leather Tubigrip?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
That crazy Jason
Doesn''t he know that sheepskins
Are just so pass
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
