it''s easy to do
abusing the bad haiku
at first when you''re new
by oldnasty
If you are gonna
burn smoke in your lungs you might
as well smoke a joint
by Tony's Grandpa
again and again
you can read those lines and then
shake your head at ken
by ash
boogers and bandaids
chlorine struggling to defeat
faecal coliforms
by ash
never be sorry
for cocaine cuz it''s so pure
NOW i look pretty
by permanent kurl
scalloped, baked, french fried
potato career choices
hash browns, tater tots
by oldnasty
hi! my name is Ken
i no longer bug my friends
because I have none
by oldnasty
you''re flattering me?
you masturbate to my bod?
wet. open. alone.
by kurl
i wait for your call
with my ass on the shower
stream. come in to me.
by kurl
for you cannot steal
my memory then jack off.
We can do better
by kurl
complete the cycle
fantasize. and then. you fuck
i insist we fuck
by Anonymous Poet
Damn......I guess I want
to really know the answer
to that last question!
by SHAGGYDOO
i sniff the future
predictable allergens
like nostril dharma
by ash
Do you think they eat
Chicken meat, or do they eat
Turkey in Turkey?
by SHAGGYDOO
Do you think they eat
Chicken meat, or do they eat
Turkey in Turkey?
by SHAGGYDOO
Living in the Fort
reminds me of those good times
when you licked my toes
by SHAGGYDOO
She pissed me off but
got lucky for now because
omelette this one slide
by SHAGGYDOO
my mother saw me
kill a cow with a hammer
lousy angel dust!
by Hollywood Bonfire
Your thighs are just like
The hump on a humpback whale
But a bit fatter
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Grease those electrodes
And stick them to my temples
Those babies tingle
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If I reached over
To kiss those cherubic lips
Would you use your tongue?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Like a regal swan
I can snap a man''s femur
With my orange feet
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Ah distant planet
Spinning idly beyond reach
Like a ceiling fan
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
sea birds flew backwards
until i saw them clearly
flying leaves on wind
by jimmersan of santa dog rosa, ussa
That that, evil one!
And that! And that! And that! Ha.
Yes, that`ll learn yer.
by Scrunty Hardbody
what hurts uranus ?
afflicted by asteroids
hanging out in space
by ash
This woman I know
- We`ll call her Lily Savage.
I think she`s a man...
by Scrunty Hardbody
Objectives achieved
Fill one with joy for two hours,
Approximately.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Let me just say this.....
Bite me if you think it''s vile!
Don''t bite too hard please.
by Tony's Grandpa
Man.....we need some life!
Let''s stir some things up ''round here.
How ''bout a fist fight?!
by Tony's Grandpa
The woman next door
Wears a pearl necklace made of
Milk teeth of children.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Four fat metal strings
Oscillate in a way that`s
Pythagorean
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This pessimism
Is as thinly veiled as a
Nude bride in Vegas
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Oh yes, that is weird.
Some would say almost *too* weird.
But not me, of course.
by Scrunty Hardbody
This guy came at me
waving a nine inch dildo.
Isn''t that so weird?
by Jill Eon of The Edge,
It`s about this time
When you have to give in and
Put the heating on
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It`s got furry ears
And it keeps in body warmth.
Guess what it is yet?
by Scrunty Hardbody
It''s my suspicion
That when this starts to make sense
It`ll be too late
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Don`t think I don`t know
You`re checking out my format.
Cue corrective verse...
by Scrunty Hardbody
Don`t you think it`s queer
How people get so worked up
About this little site.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I stepped on the toe
Of the shadowy man at
The end of the world
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The days are shrinking
Like a man''s tumescent chap
Plunged in cold water
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Don''t you see my friend?
This is the Bad Haiku site
Not the Lovely one.
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
too many haikus
two per week should be limit
to stop flow of shit
by Infinity of Murfreesboro,
People better learn
How to write fucking haikus
Or don''t submit stuff
by Xavier of Chapel Hill,
Him: "I don`t get your
Emotional heiroglyphs."
Heiroglyphs??? Twat!
by Scrunty Hardbody
Robert DeNiro
Wasn`t in `The Deerstalker`.
Bloody film students.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Twenty weeks in Greece?
Why''s he so pale? I`ll tell you:
Archeology.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Punks Gettin Froggy
I regale them with ardor
Drink up their forties
by Fruity of Oakland,
