Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 355 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Dogs bark at night
Their hell-bound cries
Are like the baying of orange wolves
Haiku # 2245, October 12, 1999 6:51 am ET
by Monkfish of Englandland
why the fuck
is everyone''s haiku
all blurred over
Haiku # 2244, October 11, 1999 6:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
despite understanding
pre-school lice infestation
left scratching my head
Haiku # 2243, October 11, 1999 5:56 pm ET
by ash
server disconnects
a telstra conspiracy
go on, ring again......
Haiku # 2242, October 11, 1999 5:46 pm ET
by ash
Steaming perspirants.
Colossal twats colliding.
I hate ice hockey.
Haiku # 2241, October 11, 1999 6:23 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Searching for the sun
Leaves look to the ground for warmth
Nature defeats us
Haiku # 2240, October 10, 1999 11:28 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Ah sweet Jennifer
The best way to arch your back
Is to get lockjaw
Haiku # 2239, October 10, 1999 11:25 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
That`s Haiku for you
Seventeen syllables and
There`s no looking back
Haiku # 2238, October 10, 1999 11:22 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I look for lovers
that know what it takes for me
arch my back up high.
Haiku # 2237, October 10, 1999 9:03 am ET
by Jennifer
See the hostile youth.
What has become of their lives?
They''re haiku junkies.
Haiku # 2236, October 10, 1999 9:02 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
KENNETH EXTENSION
LEFT YOUR brain ON THE RED BUS
GET A LIFE TWEAKER
Haiku # 2235, October 9, 1999 9:55 pm ET
by THE ROCK
i went to cancun
and i went to donate blood
i can''t. what the hell.
Haiku # 2234, October 9, 1999 1:27 pm ET
by Adrienne
library lady
armed with her red laser pen
somebody save me
Haiku # 2233, October 9, 1999 1:18 pm ET
by Adrienne
it''s easy to do
abusing the bad haiku
at first when you''re new
Haiku # 2232, October 9, 1999 11:34 am ET
by oldnasty
If you are gonna
burn smoke in your lungs you might
as well smoke a joint
Haiku # 2231, October 9, 1999 7:20 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
again and again
you can read those lines and then
shake your head at ken
Haiku # 2230, October 9, 1999 5:10 am ET
by ash
boogers and bandaids
chlorine struggling to defeat
faecal coliforms
Haiku # 2229, October 9, 1999 3:44 am ET
by ash
never be sorry
for cocaine cuz it''s so pure
NOW i look pretty
Haiku # 2228, October 8, 1999 4:51 pm ET
by permanent kurl
scalloped, baked, french fried
potato career choices
hash browns, tater tots
Haiku # 2227, October 8, 1999 1:48 pm ET
by oldnasty
hi! my name is Ken
i no longer bug my friends
because I have none
Haiku # 2226, October 8, 1999 1:32 pm ET
by oldnasty
you''re flattering me?
you masturbate to my bod?
wet. open. alone.
Haiku # 2225, October 7, 1999 5:40 pm ET
by kurl
i wait for your call
with my ass on the shower
stream. come in to me.
Haiku # 2224, October 7, 1999 5:38 pm ET
by kurl
for you cannot steal
my memory then jack off.
We can do better
Haiku # 2223, October 7, 1999 5:36 pm ET
by kurl
complete the cycle
fantasize. and then. you fuck
i insist we fuck
Haiku # 2222, October 7, 1999 5:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Damn......I guess I want
to really know the answer
to that last question!
Haiku # 2221, October 7, 1999 5:09 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
i sniff the future
predictable allergens
like nostril dharma
Haiku # 2220, October 7, 1999 5:06 pm ET
by ash
Do you think they eat
Chicken meat, or do they eat
Turkey in Turkey?
Haiku # 2219, October 7, 1999 5:02 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Do you think they eat
Chicken meat, or do they eat
Turkey in Turkey?
Haiku # 2218, October 7, 1999 4:53 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Living in the Fort
reminds me of those good times
when you licked my toes
Haiku # 2217, October 7, 1999 4:49 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
She pissed me off but
got lucky for now because
omelette this one slide
Haiku # 2216, October 7, 1999 4:46 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
my mother saw me
kill a cow with a hammer
lousy angel dust!
Haiku # 2215, October 7, 1999 10:15 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Your thighs are just like
The hump on a humpback whale
But a bit fatter
Haiku # 2214, October 7, 1999 7:52 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Grease those electrodes
And stick them to my temples
Those babies tingle
Haiku # 2213, October 7, 1999 7:48 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If I reached over
To kiss those cherubic lips
Would you use your tongue?
Haiku # 2212, October 7, 1999 7:45 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Like a regal swan
I can snap a man''s femur
With my orange feet
Haiku # 2211, October 7, 1999 7:42 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Ah distant planet
Spinning idly beyond reach
Like a ceiling fan
Haiku # 2210, October 7, 1999 5:54 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
sea birds flew backwards
until i saw them clearly
flying leaves on wind
Haiku # 2209, October 6, 1999 10:42 pm ET
by jimmersan of santa dog rosa, ussa
Haiku # 2208, October 6, 1999 10:35 pm ET
by jimmersan
That that, evil one!
And that! And that! And that! Ha.
Yes, that`ll learn yer.
Haiku # 2207, October 6, 1999 9:04 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
what hurts uranus ?
afflicted by asteroids
hanging out in space
Haiku # 2206, October 6, 1999 5:01 am ET
by ash
This woman I know
- We`ll call her Lily Savage.
I think she`s a man...
Haiku # 2205, October 5, 1999 8:01 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Objectives achieved
Fill one with joy for two hours,
Approximately.
Haiku # 2204, October 5, 1999 7:57 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Let me just say this.....
Bite me if you think it''s vile!
Don''t bite too hard please.
Haiku # 2203, October 4, 1999 6:55 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Man.....we need some life!
Let''s stir some things up ''round here.
How ''bout a fist fight?!
Haiku # 2202, October 4, 1999 6:54 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
The woman next door
Wears a pearl necklace made of
Milk teeth of children.
Haiku # 2201, October 3, 1999 6:45 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Four fat metal strings
Oscillate in a way that`s
Pythagorean
Haiku # 2200, October 3, 1999 5:49 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
This pessimism
Is as thinly veiled as a
Nude bride in Vegas
Haiku # 2199, October 3, 1999 5:46 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Oh yes, that is weird.
Some would say almost *too* weird.
But not me, of course.
Haiku # 2198, October 3, 1999 4:11 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
This guy came at me
waving a nine inch dildo.
Isn''t that so weird?
Haiku # 2197, October 2, 1999 11:15 am ET
by Jill Eon of The Edge,
It`s about this time
When you have to give in and
Put the heating on
Haiku # 2196, October 2, 1999 10:11 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
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