Sweet brown ass biscuit
falls gently into the bowl
Oh! The Smell! Like Shit!

asleep at the desk
hope I don''t wake up with a load of boy butter

Damn seeds in my pot!
I wish they were magnetic;
then I could just smoke

Better men have failed
In their efforts to teach me
How to do that thing.

I part my slicked lips,
primed for your red, juicy treat.
Oh, sweet lollipop.

Lower down the hill,
Where the hard-faced women live,
`Slike a Mike Leigh film.

Bowed head of a child
Crouched in the dirt, playing god:
Sticks versus pine cones.
(Pine cones won)

Sunlight plays on stone.
Red leaves spiral through the gates.
A dog licks its balls.

Spasming neon
Interrupts my reverie
With its spasming

Come cut this tether
Let me gambol in the fields
With the other boys

Distant jet aircraft
Pulling your trail of vapour
Like a string of snot

Small flying creature
Do you like that window or
Are you just stupid?

I suck on the teeth of ancients.
Oh dead crusty ancestors
Your stench is unremarkable

Sinning Mutants!
I fall over your rotting brains.
Why must you laugh?

Dogs bark at night
Their hell-bound cries
Are like the baying of orange wolves

why the fuck
is everyone''s haiku
all blurred over

despite understanding
pre-school lice infestation
left scratching my head

server disconnects
a telstra conspiracy
go on, ring again......

Steaming perspirants.
Colossal twats colliding.
I hate ice hockey.

Searching for the sun
Leaves look to the ground for warmth
Nature defeats us

Ah sweet Jennifer
The best way to arch your back
Is to get lockjaw

That`s Haiku for you
Seventeen syllables and
There`s no looking back

I look for lovers
that know what it takes for me
arch my back up high.

See the hostile youth.
What has become of their lives?
They''re haiku junkies.

KENNETH EXTENSION
LEFT YOUR brain ON THE RED BUS
GET A LIFE TWEAKER

i went to cancun
and i went to donate blood
i can''t. what the hell.

library lady
armed with her red laser pen
somebody save me

it''s easy to do
abusing the bad haiku
at first when you''re new

If you are gonna
burn smoke in your lungs you might
as well smoke a joint

again and again
you can read those lines and then
shake your head at ken

boogers and bandaids
chlorine struggling to defeat
faecal coliforms

never be sorry
for cocaine cuz it''s so pure
NOW i look pretty

scalloped, baked, french fried
potato career choices
hash browns, tater tots

hi! my name is Ken
i no longer bug my friends
because I have none

you''re flattering me?
you masturbate to my bod?
wet. open. alone.

i wait for your call
with my ass on the shower
stream. come in to me.

for you cannot steal
my memory then jack off.
We can do better

complete the cycle
fantasize. and then. you fuck
i insist we fuck

Damn......I guess I want
to really know the answer
to that last question!

i sniff the future
predictable allergens
like nostril dharma

Do you think they eat
Chicken meat, or do they eat
Turkey in Turkey?

Do you think they eat
Chicken meat, or do they eat
Turkey in Turkey?

Living in the Fort
reminds me of those good times
when you licked my toes

She pissed me off but
got lucky for now because
omelette this one slide

my mother saw me
kill a cow with a hammer
lousy angel dust!

Your thighs are just like
The hump on a humpback whale
But a bit fatter

Grease those electrodes
And stick them to my temples
Those babies tingle

If I reached over
To kiss those cherubic lips
Would you use your tongue?

Like a regal swan
I can snap a man''s femur
With my orange feet

Ah distant planet
Spinning idly beyond reach
Like a ceiling fan