Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 355 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Bad donkeys mount me
now who is the ass you fuck
make love to the whip
Haiku # 2309, October 19, 1999 8:20 pm ET
by Kackarott
I told you be safe
cats on fire are quite fast
now look at nana
Haiku # 2308, October 19, 1999 8:17 pm ET
by Kackarott
dead car battery
keys in ignition mock me
but i have cable
Haiku # 2307, October 19, 1999 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bearded gay killer
stalks my penis with envy
i must quit my job
Haiku # 2306, October 19, 1999 7:58 pm ET
by Kackarott of Meffa, US OF A
spoogle zim fripnop
fleemgribble blorgo poot poot
griksnurf, flong squeep klorg
Haiku # 2305, October 19, 1999 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
taters, spuds ahoy,
rolling like tuberous seas,
veggie adventure
Haiku # 2304, October 19, 1999 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i watch you down there
head moving so deliberate
suck suck suck baby
Haiku # 2303, October 19, 1999 6:20 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
broad apocalypse
good thing I saved the baby
that''s some good eatin
Haiku # 2302, October 19, 1999 5:22 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
counter girls black ass
I''d like to build a house there
honey shake limbic
Haiku # 2301, October 19, 1999 5:20 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
titties are like beer;
they make my tongue lose its taste,
and my eyes get crossed
Haiku # 2300, October 18, 1999 11:27 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
la poisson est morte
a fishy frozen moment
end of story : fin
Haiku # 2299, October 18, 1999 6:50 pm ET
by ash
excess alcohol
feeling the after effects
barking in the bowl
Haiku # 2298, October 18, 1999 6:36 pm ET
by ash
The man''s body bleeds
onto the floor where he lays dripping
he has been stabbed
Haiku # 2297, October 18, 1999 5:53 am ET
by Monkfish
The fruit of nature
soft and harmless unlike
machines, the fruit of man.
Haiku # 2296, October 18, 1999 5:52 am ET
by Monkfish
Happy children play
Summer sun bakes overhead
Dog poops on my shoe
Haiku # 2295, October 17, 1999 11:38 pm ET
by eroc
Candlelight flickers
Smoothness revealed on her face
Peanuts in my poop
Haiku # 2294, October 17, 1999 11:33 pm ET
by eroc
Dreams still lingering
Sleepy eyes dreary and new
Morning poops feel good
Haiku # 2293, October 17, 1999 11:28 pm ET
by eroc
Watching clouds, dreaming
Cool wind blows across my face
Poop on my girlfriend
Haiku # 2292, October 17, 1999 11:16 pm ET
by eroc
wake up on night shift
cheek glued to desk by my drool
think : must get a life
Haiku # 2291, October 17, 1999 7:46 pm ET
by ash
mynahs build their nest
till i ascend as shiva
die you bastards die
Haiku # 2290, October 17, 1999 7:41 pm ET
by ash
come live in Humboldt
put your armpit hair in braids
have sex with the trees
Haiku # 2289, October 16, 1999 6:01 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
sunrise kisses dew
the bees enrich the garden
my jizz on her face
Haiku # 2288, October 16, 1999 10:23 am ET
by chris
jason hacks teen bods
blood and viscera splatter
the peasants rejoice
Haiku # 2287, October 16, 1999 10:20 am ET
by chris
wide-eyed innocence
in those keds with powerballs
kids are so stupid
Haiku # 2286, October 16, 1999 10:15 am ET
by chris
rank buds of commersh
a piss soaked superhero
straight from the cellar
Haiku # 2285, October 16, 1999 5:56 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Stay home from school sick
No one here-do it Loki!
Mom caught me with dog.
Haiku # 2284, October 15, 1999 8:14 pm ET
by Ivy of El Aay, wow.
Steam rises from me
my wet skin in the bathroom
Daddy that''s incest!
Haiku # 2283, October 15, 1999 7:58 pm ET
by Ivy of El Aay, wow.
My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"
Haiku # 2282, October 15, 1999 1:43 pm ET
by oldnasty of LBC,
My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"
Haiku # 2281, October 15, 1999 1:43 pm ET
by oldnasty of LBC,
Silver unicorn
Suspended in that crevasse
Claustrophobia?
Haiku # 2280, October 15, 1999 11:26 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Grind that stiletto
Into that man''s hot Bovril
I know he likes it
Haiku # 2279, October 15, 1999 11:15 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A man in a wig
Tries hard to win my respect
But fails, dismally
Haiku # 2278, October 15, 1999 11:12 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
hot ass booby time
nipple cookie finger pie
kickbox grandma down
Haiku # 2277, October 14, 1999 10:33 pm ET
by Extension Sauce
Jill sugar danish
can i slap you face with cock?
me shit itch some bad
Haiku # 2276, October 14, 1999 10:23 pm ET
by Extension Sauce
Click here for a good time
You stupid son-of-a-bitch
Piss on my hot bod.
Haiku # 2275, October 14, 1999 10:11 pm ET
by Stanlee the Manlee Christians of aswhipped bitch
Cute fluffy bunny
Springtime flowers sweetly wave

Hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 2274, October 14, 1999 10:06 pm ET
by CODE BLEU
Drinks sloshed gently
Stiff smiles fixed on guests faces
The cancer grows
Haiku # 2273, October 14, 1999 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Getting excited
I hastily typed in dead
hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 2272, October 14, 1999 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Furry puppies play
A pleasant walk through the park
Hot sex with a dead corpse
Haiku # 2271, October 14, 1999 7:36 pm ET
by Code Blue
The sun shines brightly
A bunch of birds fly away
Hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 2270, October 14, 1999 7:32 pm ET
by Code Blue
I''m thinking of u..
Yeah U ... Oh sssshit
I gotta puke!
Haiku # 2269, October 14, 1999 3:11 pm ET
by JiLL WiLLiAmS of Bakersfield, United Hates
your mom''s fat dark cock
peeks from beneath her loincloth
as she jumps the fire
Haiku # 2268, October 14, 1999 8:56 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
reeling from the fumes
in my white collar disguise
I huff gas freely
Haiku # 2267, October 14, 1999 8:54 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
with each piss at work
I grow closer to my goal
fifty coke cans full
Haiku # 2266, October 14, 1999 8:49 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
o nasal discharge
with so much wasted protein
plus potassium
Haiku # 2265, October 13, 1999 11:05 pm ET
by ash
harsh flat white lighting
atmosphere of pending doom
that trapped dog barking
Haiku # 2264, October 13, 1999 11:02 pm ET
by ash
urine is a thing
that has its own special place
damn crooked pee-hole
Haiku # 2263, October 13, 1999 8:49 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Up in me u had to pee,
Out u went,
Cuz u were sent!
Haiku # 2262, October 13, 1999 5:01 pm ET
by JiLL WiLLiAmS of Bakersfield, USA
The Blues is just A
Good Man feeling so so bad
Rufus said to me.
Haiku # 2261, October 13, 1999 4:14 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
mucus and sputum
and, of course, there is the phlegm
man, i hate the flu
Haiku # 2260, October 13, 1999 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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