Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 355 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

come live in Humboldt
put your armpit hair in braids
have sex with the trees
Haiku # 2289, October 16, 1999 6:01 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
sunrise kisses dew
the bees enrich the garden
my jizz on her face
Haiku # 2288, October 16, 1999 10:23 am ET
by chris
jason hacks teen bods
blood and viscera splatter
the peasants rejoice
Haiku # 2287, October 16, 1999 10:20 am ET
by chris
wide-eyed innocence
in those keds with powerballs
kids are so stupid
Haiku # 2286, October 16, 1999 10:15 am ET
by chris
rank buds of commersh
a piss soaked superhero
straight from the cellar
Haiku # 2285, October 16, 1999 5:56 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Stay home from school sick
No one here-do it Loki!
Mom caught me with dog.
Haiku # 2284, October 15, 1999 8:14 pm ET
by Ivy of El Aay, wow.
Steam rises from me
my wet skin in the bathroom
Daddy that''s incest!
Haiku # 2283, October 15, 1999 7:58 pm ET
by Ivy of El Aay, wow.
My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"
Haiku # 2282, October 15, 1999 1:43 pm ET
by oldnasty of LBC,
My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"
Haiku # 2281, October 15, 1999 1:43 pm ET
by oldnasty of LBC,
Silver unicorn
Suspended in that crevasse
Claustrophobia?
Haiku # 2280, October 15, 1999 11:26 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Grind that stiletto
Into that man''s hot Bovril
I know he likes it
Haiku # 2279, October 15, 1999 11:15 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A man in a wig
Tries hard to win my respect
But fails, dismally
Haiku # 2278, October 15, 1999 11:12 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
hot ass booby time
nipple cookie finger pie
kickbox grandma down
Haiku # 2277, October 14, 1999 10:33 pm ET
by Extension Sauce
Jill sugar danish
can i slap you face with cock?
me shit itch some bad
Haiku # 2276, October 14, 1999 10:23 pm ET
by Extension Sauce
Click here for a good time
You stupid son-of-a-bitch
Piss on my hot bod.
Haiku # 2275, October 14, 1999 10:11 pm ET
by Stanlee the Manlee Christians of aswhipped bitch
Cute fluffy bunny
Springtime flowers sweetly wave

Hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 2274, October 14, 1999 10:06 pm ET
by CODE BLEU
Drinks sloshed gently
Stiff smiles fixed on guests faces
The cancer grows
Haiku # 2273, October 14, 1999 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Getting excited
I hastily typed in dead
hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 2272, October 14, 1999 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Furry puppies play
A pleasant walk through the park
Hot sex with a dead corpse
Haiku # 2271, October 14, 1999 7:36 pm ET
by Code Blue
The sun shines brightly
A bunch of birds fly away
Hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 2270, October 14, 1999 7:32 pm ET
by Code Blue
I''m thinking of u..
Yeah U ... Oh sssshit
I gotta puke!
Haiku # 2269, October 14, 1999 3:11 pm ET
by JiLL WiLLiAmS of Bakersfield, United Hates
your mom''s fat dark cock
peeks from beneath her loincloth
as she jumps the fire
Haiku # 2268, October 14, 1999 8:56 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
reeling from the fumes
in my white collar disguise
I huff gas freely
Haiku # 2267, October 14, 1999 8:54 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
with each piss at work
I grow closer to my goal
fifty coke cans full
Haiku # 2266, October 14, 1999 8:49 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
o nasal discharge
with so much wasted protein
plus potassium
Haiku # 2265, October 13, 1999 11:05 pm ET
by ash
harsh flat white lighting
atmosphere of pending doom
that trapped dog barking
Haiku # 2264, October 13, 1999 11:02 pm ET
by ash
urine is a thing
that has its own special place
damn crooked pee-hole
Haiku # 2263, October 13, 1999 8:49 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Up in me u had to pee,
Out u went,
Cuz u were sent!
Haiku # 2262, October 13, 1999 5:01 pm ET
by JiLL WiLLiAmS of Bakersfield, USA
The Blues is just A
Good Man feeling so so bad
Rufus said to me.
Haiku # 2261, October 13, 1999 4:14 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
mucus and sputum
and, of course, there is the phlegm
man, i hate the flu
Haiku # 2260, October 13, 1999 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sweet brown ass biscuit
falls gently into the bowl
Oh! The Smell! Like Shit!
Haiku # 2259, October 13, 1999 1:45 pm ET
by Assman
asleep at the desk
hope I don''t wake up with a load of boy butter
Haiku # 2258, October 13, 1999 1:44 pm ET
by Assman
Damn seeds in my pot!
I wish they were magnetic;
then I could just smoke
Haiku # 2257, October 13, 1999 1:41 pm ET
by Assman
Better men have failed
In their efforts to teach me
How to do that thing.
Haiku # 2256, October 13, 1999 9:50 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I part my slicked lips,
primed for your red, juicy treat.
Oh, sweet lollipop.
Haiku # 2255, October 13, 1999 9:39 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Lower down the hill,
Where the hard-faced women live,
`Slike a Mike Leigh film.
Haiku # 2254, October 13, 1999 9:32 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Bowed head of a child
Crouched in the dirt, playing god:
Sticks versus pine cones.
(Pine cones won)
Haiku # 2253, October 13, 1999 9:22 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sunlight plays on stone.
Red leaves spiral through the gates.
A dog licks its balls.
Haiku # 2252, October 13, 1999 9:17 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Spasming neon
Interrupts my reverie
With its spasming
Haiku # 2251, October 12, 1999 10:38 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Come cut this tether
Let me gambol in the fields
With the other boys
Haiku # 2250, October 12, 1999 10:25 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Distant jet aircraft
Pulling your trail of vapour
Like a string of snot
Haiku # 2249, October 12, 1999 10:10 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Small flying creature
Do you like that window or
Are you just stupid?
Haiku # 2248, October 12, 1999 10:01 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I suck on the teeth of ancients.
Oh dead crusty ancestors
Your stench is unremarkable
Haiku # 2247, October 12, 1999 6:56 am ET
by Davey Danger
Sinning Mutants!
I fall over your rotting brains.
Why must you laugh?
Haiku # 2246, October 12, 1999 6:53 am ET
by Davey Danger
Dogs bark at night
Their hell-bound cries
Are like the baying of orange wolves
Haiku # 2245, October 12, 1999 6:51 am ET
by Monkfish of Englandland
why the fuck
is everyone''s haiku
all blurred over
Haiku # 2244, October 11, 1999 6:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
despite understanding
pre-school lice infestation
left scratching my head
Haiku # 2243, October 11, 1999 5:56 pm ET
by ash
server disconnects
a telstra conspiracy
go on, ring again......
Haiku # 2242, October 11, 1999 5:46 pm ET
by ash
Steaming perspirants.
Colossal twats colliding.
I hate ice hockey.
Haiku # 2241, October 11, 1999 6:23 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Searching for the sun
Leaves look to the ground for warmth
Nature defeats us
Haiku # 2240, October 10, 1999 11:28 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
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