mucus and sputum
and, of course, there is the phlegm
man, i hate the flu
by Anonymous Poet
Sweet brown ass biscuit
falls gently into the bowl
Oh! The Smell! Like Shit!
by Assman
asleep at the desk
hope I don''t wake up with a load of boy butter
by Assman
Damn seeds in my pot!
I wish they were magnetic;
then I could just smoke
by Assman
Better men have failed
In their efforts to teach me
How to do that thing.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I part my slicked lips,
primed for your red, juicy treat.
Oh, sweet lollipop.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Lower down the hill,
Where the hard-faced women live,
`Slike a Mike Leigh film.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Bowed head of a child
Crouched in the dirt, playing god:
Sticks versus pine cones.
(Pine cones won)
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sunlight plays on stone.
Red leaves spiral through the gates.
A dog licks its balls.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Spasming neon
Interrupts my reverie
With its spasming
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Come cut this tether
Let me gambol in the fields
With the other boys
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Distant jet aircraft
Pulling your trail of vapour
Like a string of snot
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Small flying creature
Do you like that window or
Are you just stupid?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I suck on the teeth of ancients.
Oh dead crusty ancestors
Your stench is unremarkable
by Davey Danger
Sinning Mutants!
I fall over your rotting brains.
Why must you laugh?
by Davey Danger
Dogs bark at night
Their hell-bound cries
Are like the baying of orange wolves
by Monkfish of Englandland
why the fuck
is everyone''s haiku
all blurred over
by Anonymous Poet
despite understanding
pre-school lice infestation
left scratching my head
by ash
server disconnects
a telstra conspiracy
go on, ring again......
by ash
Steaming perspirants.
Colossal twats colliding.
I hate ice hockey.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Searching for the sun
Leaves look to the ground for warmth
Nature defeats us
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Ah sweet Jennifer
The best way to arch your back
Is to get lockjaw
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
That`s Haiku for you
Seventeen syllables and
There`s no looking back
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I look for lovers
that know what it takes for me
arch my back up high.
by Jennifer
See the hostile youth.
What has become of their lives?
They''re haiku junkies.
by Tony's Grandpa
KENNETH EXTENSION
LEFT YOUR brain ON THE RED BUS
GET A LIFE TWEAKER
by THE ROCK
i went to cancun
and i went to donate blood
i can''t. what the hell.
by Adrienne
library lady
armed with her red laser pen
somebody save me
by Adrienne
it''s easy to do
abusing the bad haiku
at first when you''re new
by oldnasty
If you are gonna
burn smoke in your lungs you might
as well smoke a joint
by Tony's Grandpa
again and again
you can read those lines and then
shake your head at ken
by ash
boogers and bandaids
chlorine struggling to defeat
faecal coliforms
by ash
never be sorry
for cocaine cuz it''s so pure
NOW i look pretty
by permanent kurl
scalloped, baked, french fried
potato career choices
hash browns, tater tots
by oldnasty
hi! my name is Ken
i no longer bug my friends
because I have none
by oldnasty
you''re flattering me?
you masturbate to my bod?
wet. open. alone.
by kurl
i wait for your call
with my ass on the shower
stream. come in to me.
by kurl
for you cannot steal
my memory then jack off.
We can do better
by kurl
complete the cycle
fantasize. and then. you fuck
i insist we fuck
by Anonymous Poet
Damn......I guess I want
to really know the answer
to that last question!
by SHAGGYDOO
i sniff the future
predictable allergens
like nostril dharma
by ash
Do you think they eat
Chicken meat, or do they eat
Turkey in Turkey?
by SHAGGYDOO
Do you think they eat
Chicken meat, or do they eat
Turkey in Turkey?
by SHAGGYDOO
Living in the Fort
reminds me of those good times
when you licked my toes
by SHAGGYDOO
She pissed me off but
got lucky for now because
omelette this one slide
by SHAGGYDOO
my mother saw me
kill a cow with a hammer
lousy angel dust!
by Hollywood Bonfire
Your thighs are just like
The hump on a humpback whale
But a bit fatter
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Grease those electrodes
And stick them to my temples
Those babies tingle
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If I reached over
To kiss those cherubic lips
Would you use your tongue?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Like a regal swan
I can snap a man''s femur
With my orange feet
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
