Watching clouds, dreaming
Cool wind blows across my face
Poop on my girlfriend

wake up on night shift
cheek glued to desk by my drool
think : must get a life

mynahs build their nest
till i ascend as shiva
die you bastards die

come live in Humboldt
put your armpit hair in braids
have sex with the trees

sunrise kisses dew
the bees enrich the garden
my jizz on her face

jason hacks teen bods
blood and viscera splatter
the peasants rejoice

wide-eyed innocence
in those keds with powerballs
kids are so stupid

rank buds of commersh
a piss soaked superhero
straight from the cellar

Stay home from school sick
No one here-do it Loki!
Mom caught me with dog.

Steam rises from me
my wet skin in the bathroom
Daddy that''s incest!

My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"

My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"

Silver unicorn
Suspended in that crevasse
Claustrophobia?

Grind that stiletto
Into that man''s hot Bovril
I know he likes it

A man in a wig
Tries hard to win my respect
But fails, dismally

hot ass booby time
nipple cookie finger pie
kickbox grandma down

Jill sugar danish
can i slap you face with cock?
me shit itch some bad

Click here for a good time
You stupid son-of-a-bitch
Piss on my hot bod.

Cute fluffy bunny
Springtime flowers sweetly wave

Hot sex with a corpse

Drinks sloshed gently
Stiff smiles fixed on guests faces
The cancer grows

Getting excited
I hastily typed in dead
hot sex with a corpse

Furry puppies play
A pleasant walk through the park
Hot sex with a dead corpse

The sun shines brightly
A bunch of birds fly away
Hot sex with a corpse

I''m thinking of u..
Yeah U ... Oh sssshit
I gotta puke!

your mom''s fat dark cock
peeks from beneath her loincloth
as she jumps the fire

reeling from the fumes
in my white collar disguise
I huff gas freely

with each piss at work
I grow closer to my goal
fifty coke cans full

o nasal discharge
with so much wasted protein
plus potassium

harsh flat white lighting
atmosphere of pending doom
that trapped dog barking

urine is a thing
that has its own special place
damn crooked pee-hole

Up in me u had to pee,
Out u went,
Cuz u were sent!

The Blues is just A
Good Man feeling so so bad
Rufus said to me.

mucus and sputum
and, of course, there is the phlegm
man, i hate the flu

Sweet brown ass biscuit
falls gently into the bowl
Oh! The Smell! Like Shit!

asleep at the desk
hope I don''t wake up with a load of boy butter

Damn seeds in my pot!
I wish they were magnetic;
then I could just smoke

Better men have failed
In their efforts to teach me
How to do that thing.

I part my slicked lips,
primed for your red, juicy treat.
Oh, sweet lollipop.

Lower down the hill,
Where the hard-faced women live,
`Slike a Mike Leigh film.

Bowed head of a child
Crouched in the dirt, playing god:
Sticks versus pine cones.
(Pine cones won)

Sunlight plays on stone.
Red leaves spiral through the gates.
A dog licks its balls.

Spasming neon
Interrupts my reverie
With its spasming

Come cut this tether
Let me gambol in the fields
With the other boys

Distant jet aircraft
Pulling your trail of vapour
Like a string of snot

Small flying creature
Do you like that window or
Are you just stupid?

I suck on the teeth of ancients.
Oh dead crusty ancestors
Your stench is unremarkable

Sinning Mutants!
I fall over your rotting brains.
Why must you laugh?

Dogs bark at night
Their hell-bound cries
Are like the baying of orange wolves

why the fuck
is everyone''s haiku
all blurred over

despite understanding
pre-school lice infestation
left scratching my head