Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 355 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

broad apocalypse
good thing I saved the baby
that''s some good eatin
Haiku # 2302, October 19, 1999 5:22 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
counter girls black ass
I''d like to build a house there
honey shake limbic
Haiku # 2301, October 19, 1999 5:20 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
titties are like beer;
they make my tongue lose its taste,
and my eyes get crossed
Haiku # 2300, October 18, 1999 11:27 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
la poisson est morte
a fishy frozen moment
end of story : fin
Haiku # 2299, October 18, 1999 6:50 pm ET
by ash
excess alcohol
feeling the after effects
barking in the bowl
Haiku # 2298, October 18, 1999 6:36 pm ET
by ash
The man''s body bleeds
onto the floor where he lays dripping
he has been stabbed
Haiku # 2297, October 18, 1999 5:53 am ET
by Monkfish
The fruit of nature
soft and harmless unlike
machines, the fruit of man.
Haiku # 2296, October 18, 1999 5:52 am ET
by Monkfish
Happy children play
Summer sun bakes overhead
Dog poops on my shoe
Haiku # 2295, October 17, 1999 11:38 pm ET
by eroc
Candlelight flickers
Smoothness revealed on her face
Peanuts in my poop
Haiku # 2294, October 17, 1999 11:33 pm ET
by eroc
Dreams still lingering
Sleepy eyes dreary and new
Morning poops feel good
Haiku # 2293, October 17, 1999 11:28 pm ET
by eroc
Watching clouds, dreaming
Cool wind blows across my face
Poop on my girlfriend
Haiku # 2292, October 17, 1999 11:16 pm ET
by eroc
wake up on night shift
cheek glued to desk by my drool
think : must get a life
Haiku # 2291, October 17, 1999 7:46 pm ET
by ash
mynahs build their nest
till i ascend as shiva
die you bastards die
Haiku # 2290, October 17, 1999 7:41 pm ET
by ash
come live in Humboldt
put your armpit hair in braids
have sex with the trees
Haiku # 2289, October 16, 1999 6:01 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
sunrise kisses dew
the bees enrich the garden
my jizz on her face
Haiku # 2288, October 16, 1999 10:23 am ET
by chris
jason hacks teen bods
blood and viscera splatter
the peasants rejoice
Haiku # 2287, October 16, 1999 10:20 am ET
by chris
wide-eyed innocence
in those keds with powerballs
kids are so stupid
Haiku # 2286, October 16, 1999 10:15 am ET
by chris
rank buds of commersh
a piss soaked superhero
straight from the cellar
Haiku # 2285, October 16, 1999 5:56 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Stay home from school sick
No one here-do it Loki!
Mom caught me with dog.
Haiku # 2284, October 15, 1999 8:14 pm ET
by Ivy of El Aay, wow.
Steam rises from me
my wet skin in the bathroom
Daddy that''s incest!
Haiku # 2283, October 15, 1999 7:58 pm ET
by Ivy of El Aay, wow.
My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"
Haiku # 2282, October 15, 1999 1:43 pm ET
by oldnasty of LBC,
My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"
Haiku # 2281, October 15, 1999 1:43 pm ET
by oldnasty of LBC,
Silver unicorn
Suspended in that crevasse
Claustrophobia?
Haiku # 2280, October 15, 1999 11:26 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Grind that stiletto
Into that man''s hot Bovril
I know he likes it
Haiku # 2279, October 15, 1999 11:15 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A man in a wig
Tries hard to win my respect
But fails, dismally
Haiku # 2278, October 15, 1999 11:12 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
hot ass booby time
nipple cookie finger pie
kickbox grandma down
Haiku # 2277, October 14, 1999 10:33 pm ET
by Extension Sauce
Jill sugar danish
can i slap you face with cock?
me shit itch some bad
Haiku # 2276, October 14, 1999 10:23 pm ET
by Extension Sauce
Click here for a good time
You stupid son-of-a-bitch
Piss on my hot bod.
Haiku # 2275, October 14, 1999 10:11 pm ET
by Stanlee the Manlee Christians of aswhipped bitch
Cute fluffy bunny
Springtime flowers sweetly wave

Hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 2274, October 14, 1999 10:06 pm ET
by CODE BLEU
Drinks sloshed gently
Stiff smiles fixed on guests faces
The cancer grows
Haiku # 2273, October 14, 1999 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Getting excited
I hastily typed in dead
hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 2272, October 14, 1999 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Furry puppies play
A pleasant walk through the park
Hot sex with a dead corpse
Haiku # 2271, October 14, 1999 7:36 pm ET
by Code Blue
The sun shines brightly
A bunch of birds fly away
Hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 2270, October 14, 1999 7:32 pm ET
by Code Blue
I''m thinking of u..
Yeah U ... Oh sssshit
I gotta puke!
Haiku # 2269, October 14, 1999 3:11 pm ET
by JiLL WiLLiAmS of Bakersfield, United Hates
your mom''s fat dark cock
peeks from beneath her loincloth
as she jumps the fire
Haiku # 2268, October 14, 1999 8:56 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
reeling from the fumes
in my white collar disguise
I huff gas freely
Haiku # 2267, October 14, 1999 8:54 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
with each piss at work
I grow closer to my goal
fifty coke cans full
Haiku # 2266, October 14, 1999 8:49 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
o nasal discharge
with so much wasted protein
plus potassium
Haiku # 2265, October 13, 1999 11:05 pm ET
by ash
harsh flat white lighting
atmosphere of pending doom
that trapped dog barking
Haiku # 2264, October 13, 1999 11:02 pm ET
by ash
urine is a thing
that has its own special place
damn crooked pee-hole
Haiku # 2263, October 13, 1999 8:49 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Up in me u had to pee,
Out u went,
Cuz u were sent!
Haiku # 2262, October 13, 1999 5:01 pm ET
by JiLL WiLLiAmS of Bakersfield, USA
The Blues is just A
Good Man feeling so so bad
Rufus said to me.
Haiku # 2261, October 13, 1999 4:14 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
mucus and sputum
and, of course, there is the phlegm
man, i hate the flu
Haiku # 2260, October 13, 1999 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sweet brown ass biscuit
falls gently into the bowl
Oh! The Smell! Like Shit!
Haiku # 2259, October 13, 1999 1:45 pm ET
by Assman
asleep at the desk
hope I don''t wake up with a load of boy butter
Haiku # 2258, October 13, 1999 1:44 pm ET
by Assman
Damn seeds in my pot!
I wish they were magnetic;
then I could just smoke
Haiku # 2257, October 13, 1999 1:41 pm ET
by Assman
Better men have failed
In their efforts to teach me
How to do that thing.
Haiku # 2256, October 13, 1999 9:50 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I part my slicked lips,
primed for your red, juicy treat.
Oh, sweet lollipop.
Haiku # 2255, October 13, 1999 9:39 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Lower down the hill,
Where the hard-faced women live,
`Slike a Mike Leigh film.
Haiku # 2254, October 13, 1999 9:32 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Bowed head of a child
Crouched in the dirt, playing god:
Sticks versus pine cones.
(Pine cones won)
Haiku # 2253, October 13, 1999 9:22 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
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