Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
I need a break from
Fucking reality 'cause
It really blows now.
Fucking reality 'cause
It really blows now.
by
another pecker
silent wind breaks from my ass
computer lab stinks
silent wind breaks from my ass
computer lab stinks
by of Arcata, Afghanistan
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A real stupid adventure
This, a shameless ad.
by of Arcata, USA
hot wool everywhere
my balls smell like burnt lamb chops
mint jelly soaked sheets
my balls smell like burnt lamb chops
mint jelly soaked sheets
by
Your sheepish grin speaks
volumes, and we all know that
you're a baaaaaad liar.
volumes, and we all know that
you're a baaaaaad liar.
by
that sheep never lies
standing there now, back to you
dripping evidence
standing there now, back to you
dripping evidence
by
You can't prove a thing
No one can prove what happened
The sheep are liars!
No one can prove what happened
The sheep are liars!
by of Houston,
Romantic haikus
Have a place here but they must,
Of Course, suck out loud.
Have a place here but they must,
Of Course, suck out loud.
by
Happy birthday Steve
Tomorrow is your big day
Get drunk off your ass
Tomorrow is your big day
Get drunk off your ass
by
Fuck off dear bastard
Extraordinary dickhead
Take quarter, buy life
Extraordinary dickhead
Take quarter, buy life
by
In the morning I
have a shitty voice that's great
for calling in sick.
have a shitty voice that's great
for calling in sick.
by
There once was a Jane
in whose pocket I'd love to
blast off my rocket
in whose pocket I'd love to
blast off my rocket
by
There once was a Jane
from Princeton who'd sit on my
face and smoke Winstons
from Princeton who'd sit on my
face and smoke Winstons
by
There once was a Jane
from Nantucket who's clit was
so fine I'd suck it
from Nantucket who's clit was
so fine I'd suck it
by
There once was a guy
Who instead of limericks
Wrote me love haikus
Who instead of limericks
Wrote me love haikus
by
hygiene and pizza
the anguish of bad acne
they bring the deep dish
the anguish of bad acne
they bring the deep dish
by of usa
my aching lungs wheeze
no money for the gas bill
need fresh bongwater
no money for the gas bill
need fresh bongwater
by of usa
if we had women
we could have some hot tub sex
if we had hot tub
we could have some hot tub sex
if we had hot tub
by
thank you very much
a queen size bed means more room
for sex with myself
a queen size bed means more room
for sex with myself
by
OK, I dont mind
Its my pleasure to do them
I love the dishes
Its my pleasure to do them
I love the dishes
by
Sometimes I wonder:
How much ejaculated,
Any night on Earth?
How much ejaculated,
Any night on Earth?
by of Dunedin, NZ
Toasted cheese sandwich
A Noblemans invention
Ow Fuck! burnt my lip.
A Noblemans invention
Ow Fuck! burnt my lip.
by of Dunedin, NZ
Why should I do them?
If I got home earlier
I would cook, you clean.
If I got home earlier
I would cook, you clean.
by of Dunedin, NZ
Always the dishes
Eating and making a mess
And always my turn
Eating and making a mess
And always my turn
by of Dunedin, NZ
The girl is happy
She hugs every puppy
And laughs at their bites
She hugs every puppy
And laughs at their bites
by of peoria, Guess
I'm sorry you're sad
But you're not allowed to live
Vicariously
But you're not allowed to live
Vicariously
by
we laughed at the thought
her teeth grinding in her sleep
in a bathroom cup
her teeth grinding in her sleep
in a bathroom cup
by
weird looking small fish
blue betassled doral fin
so who's the freak now?
blue betassled doral fin
so who's the freak now?
by of Oz
if we had some ham
we could have some ham and eggs
if we had some eggs
we could have some ham and eggs
if we had some eggs
by
here is an oldy
but fine piece of bad haiku
the man is knocking
if we had some ham
we could have some ham and eggs
if we had some eggs
oldnasty
but fine piece of bad haiku
the man is knocking
if we had some ham
we could have some ham and eggs
if we had some eggs
oldnasty
by of usa
livin is easy
when you stroll through large cactus
and don't wear no drawers
when you stroll through large cactus
and don't wear no drawers
by
Hello I am Gay
Anal Rape isnt for boys
Leave me alone please.
Anal Rape isnt for boys
Leave me alone please.
by of no
Hello I am Gay
Anal Rape isnt for boys
Leave me alone please.
Anal Rape isnt for boys
Leave me alone please.
by of no
Hello I am Gay
Anal Rape isnt for boys
Leave me alone please.
Anal Rape isnt for boys
Leave me alone please.
by of no
took a massive shit
contemplated size and girth
stood in disbelief
contemplated size and girth
stood in disbelief
by
drawing nude people
is harder than you might think
the same goes for me
is harder than you might think
the same goes for me
by
March comes in like a
lion and goes ot like a
skank in a cat fight.
lion and goes ot like a
skank in a cat fight.
by
I wouldn't fuck her
with a dog's dick and someone
else's pelvic thrusts.
with a dog's dick and someone
else's pelvic thrusts.
by
trained my grandma's dog
to piss on the kitchen floor
when someone sneezes
to piss on the kitchen floor
when someone sneezes
by
no haiku G-Man?
the poison is in your brain
and u will submit
the poison is in your brain
and u will submit
by
hey jane, with that brain
don't repeat your sad refrain
ivy ! ivy ! way !
don't repeat your sad refrain
ivy ! ivy ! way !
by
I don't like Haikusand you can't make me write emever
by of Albuquerque, USA
I have never claimed
To be a fan of this state
Polluted Jersey
To be a fan of this state
Polluted Jersey
by
i also smell bad
but my mother always said
i am a great catch
but my mother always said
i am a great catch
by
Ivy wannabe
In the asshole of the world
Princeton, New Jersey
In the asshole of the world
Princeton, New Jersey
by
i must feel threatened
cause i have a small penis
and i can't count
cause i have a small penis
and i can't count
by
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
by of shit town, usa
my new country song
'Don't Wipe Your Ass With My Heart'
is gonna be huge
'Don't Wipe Your Ass With My Heart'
is gonna be huge
by
if I was Tom Hanks
I'd take a crap in a box
and mail it to Meg
I'd take a crap in a box
and mail it to Meg
by
ran over something
too dark to see, felt the thump
boy do my nuts itch
too dark to see, felt the thump
boy do my nuts itch
by