Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Haiku # 1261, February 10, 1999 6:40 pm ET
by hyper person of shit town, usa
my new country song
'Don't Wipe Your Ass With My Heart'
is gonna be huge
Haiku # 1260, February 10, 1999 4:21 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
if I was Tom Hanks
I'd take a crap in a box
and mail it to Meg
Haiku # 1259, February 10, 1999 4:18 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
ran over something
too dark to see, felt the thump
boy do my nuts itch
Haiku # 1258, February 10, 1999 4:17 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
If I am so sweet,
How can you feel so threatened?
Come on; be honest.
Haiku # 1257, February 10, 1999 3:20 pm ET
by JanePrinceton, USA
once I smoked a joint
in a bush at MIT
still I am humble
Haiku # 1256, February 10, 1999 1:45 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
they say happiness
is a thing that can't be touched
good-bye porno mags
Haiku # 1255, February 10, 1999 1:06 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
knowledge is power
but power tends to corrupt
be careful sweet Jane
Haiku # 1254, February 10, 1999 12:52 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Princeton ballsuckers:
Nobody gives a fuck where
you go to college.
Haiku # 1253, February 10, 1999 10:04 am ET
by Shut Up
a blue tongue lizard
fresh tomatoes on the vine
sweet frangipani
Haiku # 1252, February 10, 1999 6:44 am ET
by ashley of Oz
knowledge is fleeting
institutions rise and fall
princeton isn't god
Haiku # 1251, February 10, 1999 6:37 am ET
by ash of Oz
When we told those jokes,
No one knew your wife's Polish.
A thousand pardons.
Haiku # 1250, February 10, 1999 12:28 am ET
by Greg Agalsoff of Northridge, USA
Princeton is knowledge
Just because you lack the same
Do not be jealous
Haiku # 1249, February 10, 1999 12:24 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Princeton must be proud
of such talented students
sharp like bowling balls
Haiku # 1248, February 10, 1999 12:14 am ET
by Thunder Stork
If an infiniteNumber of apes were online,They'd use AOL.
Haiku # 1247, February 9, 1999 3:25 pm ET
by Reverend Jim of Fort Collins, US
Enough! Or I'll shove
Bottles up your asses and
Kick them 'til they break!
Haiku # 1246, February 9, 1999 3:17 pm ET
by Reverend Jim of Fort Collins, US
you assholes bore me
classist, artless, obvious
as dumb as Ayn Rand
Haiku # 1245, February 9, 1999 12:29 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Capitalism:
Our friend and Benefactor!
Ash sir, embrace it!
Haiku # 1244, February 8, 1999 10:23 pm ET
by StephenPrinceton,
You asked me to write
And I did just that, it's true
So why not reply?
Haiku # 1243, February 8, 1999 9:40 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
capitalism
is sublimated desire
low in any case
Haiku # 1242, February 8, 1999 8:18 pm ET
by ashley oz
Desktop Trainspotting
1 train, 2 trains, 3 trains, 4...
Cerebal challenge.
Haiku # 1241, February 8, 1999 9:36 am ET
by Lousy
Palpitating heart
Sweaty body, Nausea.
A-munting we go.
Haiku # 1240, February 8, 1999 9:32 am ET
by Lousy
right back at you, Ash
my mail does not work on send
so it's up to you
Haiku # 1239, February 8, 1999 8:45 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
u got my number
so send a message sometime
no time like the present
Haiku # 1238, February 8, 1999 1:24 am ET
by ash of Oz
Nope, sorry you will
Confuse some other poor jane
That's why I switched it
Haiku # 1237, February 8, 1999 1:20 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
if u r janer
at aol i believe
check out your mail box
Haiku # 1236, February 8, 1999 1:16 am ET
by ash of Oz
Half Russian, I am
As descendant of many
Am still tired soul
Haiku # 1235, February 8, 1999 1:06 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
ironic indeed
victory by persistence
is a russian trait
Haiku # 1234, February 8, 1999 1:00 am ET
by ashley of Oz
Do you AOL
Instant messenger is fun
And easy to use
Haiku # 1233, February 8, 1999 1:00 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Oh my friend ash-man:
It is past my bed time now
I'm gonna go-bye!!
Haiku # 1232, February 8, 1999 12:57 am ET
by Stephen of Princeton,
Goodnight friend Stephen
And to you, stranger Ash, too
Tonight was tres odd
Haiku # 1231, February 8, 1999 12:56 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
continue elsewhere?
come to a chat room somewhere
let's not hog the site
Haiku # 1230, February 8, 1999 12:55 am ET
by ash of Princeton, USA
Twenty-seven heures
That's as nasty as can be
Reminds me of sleep
Haiku # 1229, February 8, 1999 12:53 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I take great offense
At your last remark Steven
Don't make me join Ash
Haiku # 1228, February 8, 1999 12:50 am ET
by Jane
i'm at home right now
twenty-seven hours on duty
wins me some time off
Haiku # 1227, February 8, 1999 12:50 am ET
by ash of Oz
Hey ash my main man
Youth can practice deceit too!
Idealistic?-nope
Haiku # 1226, February 8, 1999 12:48 am ET
by Stephen
My bookshelves are lined
With Great Homer and Virgil
Who wrote before them?
Haiku # 1225, February 8, 1999 12:47 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Mr. Six-figure
Shouldn't you be working now
Company money
Haiku # 1224, February 8, 1999 12:45 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Fine we will wait ash
I will win by power sir:
not by c.p.u.
Haiku # 1223, February 8, 1999 12:43 am ET
by Stephen of Princeton,
read the early works
and add to their ambience
or play elsewhere kids
Haiku # 1222, February 8, 1999 12:43 am ET
by ash of Oz
i protest because
this page takes so long to load
without spam to grab
Haiku # 1221, February 8, 1999 12:39 am ET
by ash of Oz
no shame to lose ash:
we are young and smartand brave
proud old one: give up
Haiku # 1220, February 8, 1999 12:38 am ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Please explain, Ashley
What the hell you mean in your
Freaky weird haikus
Haiku # 1219, February 8, 1999 12:37 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
You are mellowing
In your old age, dear Ash-man
Does this mean we've won?
Haiku # 1218, February 8, 1999 12:34 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
u can be me jane
uncomfortable position
as a physician
Haiku # 1217, February 8, 1999 12:31 am ET
by ash of Oz
bit true i'm afraid
australian dollars are weak
i guess them's the breaks
Haiku # 1216, February 8, 1999 12:29 am ET
by ash of Oz
No offense Stephen
But it figures that you're male
Oh old one, Ashely
Haiku # 1215, February 8, 1999 12:28 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Sure blame the server
We know the truth of your dumb
Incompetent ass
Haiku # 1214, February 8, 1999 12:25 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Let me guess your pay
there are six figures I'm Sure:
If you get pesos
Haiku # 1213, February 8, 1999 12:24 am ET
by Stephen of Heaven, Infinity
and if you're so smart
you'd recognise my gender
by the way i'm spelt
Haiku # 1212, February 8, 1999 12:24 am ET
by ash of Oz
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