Please explain, Ashley
What the hell you mean in your
Freaky weird haikus

You are mellowing
In your old age, dear Ash-man
Does this mean we've won?

u can be me jane
uncomfortable position
as a physician

bit true i'm afraid
australian dollars are weak
i guess them's the breaks

No offense Stephen
But it figures that you're male
Oh old one, Ashely

Sure blame the server
We know the truth of your dumb
Incompetent ass

Let me guess your pay
there are six figures I'm Sure:
If you get pesos

and if you're so smart
you'd recognise my gender
by the way i'm spelt

Ooo... big salary
I am so impressed. Can I
Be you when I'm grown

by the look of it
due to the server error
u can do it twice

as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt

as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt

Ashely, may i ask:
How do you like your job girl?
Burgers and fries, right?

imaginary?
don't mock the existence of.........
the wizened of oz

Because you suffer
In your minimum wage job
Don't go and blame us

mighty alumni
a legend in your own mind
not the universe

Imaginary
Is the land in which you live
Leave Oz, and get life

undergraduates
with so much growing to do
let's heap shit on them

Nevermind Ashley
You blithering fool, why war
With us, the masters?

All was in good fun
Ashley started being mean
Can't you get the joke?

jesters from the prince
should go on sabbatical
i suggest F.U.

some inspiration
not puerile self promotion
please go wank elsewhere

Welcome friend Circe
Join our bitter battle with
The old weakened ones

oh bitter old ones
jealous of our endowments
all hail old Nassau

I join my comrade
In this noble war of words
Bring it on, dimwits

Dumb fools of the Web:
Dare you to ridicule us?
Stay out of this, plebs!

Ashley, simpleton:
You cannot compete with us
Princeton disdains you

princeton jane and steve
funny as farts in a lift
as substantial too

a good recipe
herbicide for ivy league
verbose little gits

fight the true power
life's suddenly dark, cold
better pay those bills

Princeton must be sad
ivy league to weed pulling
great education

cards, girls, and cold beer
the Night Live is much better
it's new tradition

nunya butt out now
you don't know what you're saying
we are not grads, nyah!

Shit! I met Brad Pitt
But,he was not handsome, right?
No.... just fucks like hell.....

Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance

Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance

Jane and Steven, STOP
I don't care about Princeton
Grad student mind fucks

We all wrote Haiku
Who said it was really good?
The sixties were weird

Will this never end?
There is such thing as a phone
But yes, I will eat

Silly sad jane doe
pyric your victory is
Want to eat now, huh?

One more reply now
It was you who found this page
You are the lame-o

Your last lame effort
Is still very wrong dumbass
I win! I win! Yay!

If i had no life
If i was a lonely scribe
i would be winner

I guess i lose now
I am ashamed now, jane
you win with no life

You are no rival
I laugh in your face dummy
Bow before the queen

Second line is six
You suck again and again
Give up now loser

Duh, you idiot
I have won so many times
That I have lost count

Hooked on Phonics sucks
I feel robbed oh friend jane
Refund I want one

You cannot succeed
If you can't count syllables
You are so damn dumb

I am the master
Funny is my poetry
Just laugh and lose Jane