You are no rival
I laugh in your face dummy
Bow before the queen

Second line is six
You suck again and again
Give up now loser

Duh, you idiot
I have won so many times
That I have lost count

Hooked on Phonics sucks
I feel robbed oh friend jane
Refund I want one

You cannot succeed
If you can't count syllables
You are so damn dumb

I am the master
Funny is my poetry
Just laugh and lose Jane

You may be fast Jane.
I however am clever
Give up pityful brat

Dan, your roomate sucks
I would move if i were you
May Allah help you

I am not laughing
You are not a funny man
I win in this case

Barbara, its Dan here.
How are you this lovely day?
Best wishes, love Dan

Damn Firestone sucks
And you do for working there
Long live the grad. Yay!

I see big fines Jane
One slip of my hand and YIKES
You owe three hundred

You feign a mistake
Was on purpose you dingy
I know the truth ha!

Why work the grad jane?
Library is my domain
Fear the over-due list

Even friend Ari
Can see your bad ass mistake
You suck mightily

Damn typo, i may lose
my power is mighty Jane
I will stand and win

Will you work the grad
Or are you too good for us
Be afraid if yes

Bitter Socialist
In a bad paying job rut job
Jane crys for the past

You and your fish-men
Are silly-willy-nilly
Get a real job jerk

I can't believe you
Acknowledge my perfection
Grow up little boy

In life i will win
Science gives me money Jane
liberal arts suck

You are a bastard
In life you will not go far
Ass is what you are

Socialist dumb Jane
your evil ideals scare kids
Give up, I am king

A Bitter Woman
Jane is no fun nor a gas
Dear Jane, kiss my Ass!

You can't show me art
You and your facist ideals
You know not the art

Do not weep poor jane
I will show you the art child
be not afraid love

Steve, ha! sarcasm
Is my greatest tool to win
You now lose sucker

You bring shame to me
I cry tears of joy at this
good revelation

Provincial Jane Doe:
Culture is what you lack friend
I pity your soul

Steve you are too slow
I can out poet you now
ha ha ha ha ha

Oh loudmouth Stephen
My mean friend you misled me
You are so so wrong

oh jane what is wrong?
the haiku is your buddy
join the fun, love it

this webpage really
makes my blood boil and ooze
who knew it would suck

Its Ok. cause your
face will show it but your body wont
make me cum sexy

Beautiful you are
Sweeter than honey am I
Poke me like a bee.

nothing like a night
of dancing with strange women
my hand is a slut

tune up and new tyres
vrooooom, yellow two-stroke trail bike
and... ring ding ding ding!

dig my own grave--it's
to be my interior
design masterpiece

no vision and no
memory; ALL BOW TO THE
GREAT MAJORITY!!!

light-headed, heavy
eyes. grey planet...my duty
is to kill them all

World runs mad. Ginger
Spice a UN rep? I need
An anti-tank mine.

two more weeks to go
working till my holidays
sucks like a hoover

i feel charming, oh
so charming it's alarming
how charming i feel

little grasshopper
snatch the pebble from my hand
whoops... that's bad kung fu

hollywood bonfire
jerk like an epileptic
but keep on typing

that handy bonfire
whips up his secret sauce for
mom's fruits and veggies

Better check your shoes
The smell of steaming dog shit
Is one I know well

somehow i can speak
in different languages
when i shoot my load

Dirty old man sifts
through ladies room garbage for
tampons to make soup.

mom buys groceries
nice fresh fruits and vegetables
now guess what I do