Princeton must be sad
ivy league to weed pulling
great education
by oldnastyarcata,
cards, girls, and cold beer
the Night Live is much better
it's new tradition
by oldnastyarcata,
nunya butt out now
you don't know what you're saying
we are not grads, nyah!
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Shit! I met Brad Pitt
But,he was not handsome, right?
No.... just fucks like hell.....
by sandy
Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance
by Brendaleigh Lobato of Las Vegas, America
Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance
by Brendaleigh Lobato of Las Vegas, America
Jane and Steven, STOP
I don't care about Princeton
Grad student mind fucks
by Nunya Bidness of Houston USA
We all wrote Haiku
Who said it was really good?
The sixties were weird
by R Peterson of Elgin, USA
Will this never end?
There is such thing as a phone
But yes, I will eat
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Silly sad jane doe
pyric your victory is
Want to eat now, huh?
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
One more reply now
It was you who found this page
You are the lame-o
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Your last lame effort
Is still very wrong dumbass
I win! I win! Yay!
by Jane of Princeton, USA
If i had no life
If i was a lonely scribe
i would be winner
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
I guess i lose now
I am ashamed now, jane
you win with no life
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You are no rival
I laugh in your face dummy
Bow before the queen
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Second line is six
You suck again and again
Give up now loser
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Duh, you idiot
I have won so many times
That I have lost count
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Hooked on Phonics sucks
I feel robbed oh friend jane
Refund I want one
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You cannot succeed
If you can't count syllables
You are so damn dumb
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I am the master
Funny is my poetry
Just laugh and lose Jane
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You may be fast Jane.
I however am clever
Give up pityful brat
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Dan, your roomate sucks
I would move if i were you
May Allah help you
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I am not laughing
You are not a funny man
I win in this case
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Barbara, its Dan here.
How are you this lovely day?
Best wishes, love Dan
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Damn Firestone sucks
And you do for working there
Long live the grad. Yay!
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I see big fines Jane
One slip of my hand and YIKES
You owe three hundred
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You feign a mistake
Was on purpose you dingy
I know the truth ha!
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Why work the grad jane?
Library is my domain
Fear the over-due list
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Even friend Ari
Can see your bad ass mistake
You suck mightily
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Damn typo, i may lose
my power is mighty Jane
I will stand and win
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Will you work the grad
Or are you too good for us
Be afraid if yes
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Bitter Socialist
In a bad paying job rut job
Jane crys for the past
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You and your fish-men
Are silly-willy-nilly
Get a real job jerk
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I can't believe you
Acknowledge my perfection
Grow up little boy
by Jane of Princeton, USA
In life i will win
Science gives me money Jane
liberal arts suck
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You are a bastard
In life you will not go far
Ass is what you are
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Socialist dumb Jane
your evil ideals scare kids
Give up, I am king
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
A Bitter Woman
Jane is no fun nor a gas
Dear Jane, kiss my Ass!
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You can't show me art
You and your facist ideals
You know not the art
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Do not weep poor jane
I will show you the art child
be not afraid love
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Steve, ha! sarcasm
Is my greatest tool to win
You now lose sucker
by Jane of Princeton, USA
You bring shame to me
I cry tears of joy at this
good revelation
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Provincial Jane Doe:
Culture is what you lack friend
I pity your soul
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Steve you are too slow
I can out poet you now
ha ha ha ha ha
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Oh loudmouth Stephen
My mean friend you misled me
You are so so wrong
by Jane of Princeton, USA
oh jane what is wrong?
the haiku is your buddy
join the fun, love it
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
this webpage really
makes my blood boil and ooze
who knew it would suck
by jane of Princeton, USA
Its Ok. cause your
face will show it but your body wont
make me cum sexy
by sandy
Beautiful you are
Sweeter than honey am I
Poke me like a bee.
by Tiger May Howell of Kearney, U.S.A.
nothing like a night
of dancing with strange women
my hand is a slut
by Thunder Stork