Nevermind Ashley
You blithering fool, why war
With us, the masters?

All was in good fun
Ashley started being mean
Can't you get the joke?

jesters from the prince
should go on sabbatical
i suggest F.U.

some inspiration
not puerile self promotion
please go wank elsewhere

Welcome friend Circe
Join our bitter battle with
The old weakened ones

oh bitter old ones
jealous of our endowments
all hail old Nassau

I join my comrade
In this noble war of words
Bring it on, dimwits

Dumb fools of the Web:
Dare you to ridicule us?
Stay out of this, plebs!

Ashley, simpleton:
You cannot compete with us
Princeton disdains you

princeton jane and steve
funny as farts in a lift
as substantial too

a good recipe
herbicide for ivy league
verbose little gits

fight the true power
life's suddenly dark, cold
better pay those bills

Princeton must be sad
ivy league to weed pulling
great education

cards, girls, and cold beer
the Night Live is much better
it's new tradition

nunya butt out now
you don't know what you're saying
we are not grads, nyah!

Shit! I met Brad Pitt
But,he was not handsome, right?
No.... just fucks like hell.....

Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance

Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance

Jane and Steven, STOP
I don't care about Princeton
Grad student mind fucks

We all wrote Haiku
Who said it was really good?
The sixties were weird

Will this never end?
There is such thing as a phone
But yes, I will eat

Silly sad jane doe
pyric your victory is
Want to eat now, huh?

One more reply now
It was you who found this page
You are the lame-o

Your last lame effort
Is still very wrong dumbass
I win! I win! Yay!

If i had no life
If i was a lonely scribe
i would be winner

I guess i lose now
I am ashamed now, jane
you win with no life

You are no rival
I laugh in your face dummy
Bow before the queen

Second line is six
You suck again and again
Give up now loser

Duh, you idiot
I have won so many times
That I have lost count

Hooked on Phonics sucks
I feel robbed oh friend jane
Refund I want one

You cannot succeed
If you can't count syllables
You are so damn dumb

I am the master
Funny is my poetry
Just laugh and lose Jane

You may be fast Jane.
I however am clever
Give up pityful brat

Dan, your roomate sucks
I would move if i were you
May Allah help you

I am not laughing
You are not a funny man
I win in this case

Barbara, its Dan here.
How are you this lovely day?
Best wishes, love Dan

Damn Firestone sucks
And you do for working there
Long live the grad. Yay!

I see big fines Jane
One slip of my hand and YIKES
You owe three hundred

You feign a mistake
Was on purpose you dingy
I know the truth ha!

Why work the grad jane?
Library is my domain
Fear the over-due list

Even friend Ari
Can see your bad ass mistake
You suck mightily

Damn typo, i may lose
my power is mighty Jane
I will stand and win

Will you work the grad
Or are you too good for us
Be afraid if yes

Bitter Socialist
In a bad paying job rut job
Jane crys for the past

You and your fish-men
Are silly-willy-nilly
Get a real job jerk

I can't believe you
Acknowledge my perfection
Grow up little boy

In life i will win
Science gives me money Jane
liberal arts suck

You are a bastard
In life you will not go far
Ass is what you are

Socialist dumb Jane
your evil ideals scare kids
Give up, I am king

A Bitter Woman
Jane is no fun nor a gas
Dear Jane, kiss my Ass!