When we told those jokes,
No one knew your wife's Polish.
A thousand pardons.
by Greg Agalsoff of Northridge, USA
Princeton is knowledge
Just because you lack the same
Do not be jealous
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Princeton must be proud
of such talented students
sharp like bowling balls
by Thunder Stork
If an infiniteNumber of apes were online,They'd use AOL.
by Reverend Jim of Fort Collins, US
Enough! Or I'll shove
Bottles up your asses and
Kick them 'til they break!
by Reverend Jim of Fort Collins, US
you assholes bore me
classist, artless, obvious
as dumb as Ayn Rand
by Hollywood Bonfire
Capitalism:
Our friend and Benefactor!
Ash sir, embrace it!
by StephenPrinceton,
You asked me to write
And I did just that, it's true
So why not reply?
by Jane of Princeton, USA
capitalism
is sublimated desire
low in any case
by ashley oz
Desktop Trainspotting
1 train, 2 trains, 3 trains, 4...
Cerebal challenge.
by Lousy
Palpitating heart
Sweaty body, Nausea.
A-munting we go.
by Lousy
right back at you, Ash
my mail does not work on send
so it's up to you
by Jane of Princeton, USA
u got my number
so send a message sometime
no time like the present
by ash of Oz
Nope, sorry you will
Confuse some other poor jane
That's why I switched it
by Jane of Princeton, USA
if u r janer
at aol i believe
check out your mail box
by ash of Oz
Half Russian, I am
As descendant of many
Am still tired soul
by Jane of Princeton, USA
ironic indeed
victory by persistence
is a russian trait
by ashley of Oz
Do you AOL
Instant messenger is fun
And easy to use
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Oh my friend ash-man:
It is past my bed time now
I'm gonna go-bye!!
by Stephen of Princeton,
Goodnight friend Stephen
And to you, stranger Ash, too
Tonight was tres odd
by Jane of Princeton, USA
continue elsewhere?
come to a chat room somewhere
let's not hog the site
by ash of Princeton, USA
Twenty-seven heures
That's as nasty as can be
Reminds me of sleep
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I take great offense
At your last remark Steven
Don't make me join Ash
by Jane
i'm at home right now
twenty-seven hours on duty
wins me some time off
by ash of Oz
Hey ash my main man
Youth can practice deceit too!
Idealistic?-nope
by Stephen
My bookshelves are lined
With Great Homer and Virgil
Who wrote before them?
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Mr. Six-figure
Shouldn't you be working now
Company money
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Fine we will wait ash
I will win by power sir:
not by c.p.u.
by Stephen of Princeton,
read the early works
and add to their ambience
or play elsewhere kids
by ash of Oz
i protest because
this page takes so long to load
without spam to grab
by ash of Oz
no shame to lose ash:
we are young and smartand brave
proud old one: give up
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Please explain, Ashley
What the hell you mean in your
Freaky weird haikus
by Jane of Princeton, USA
You are mellowing
In your old age, dear Ash-man
Does this mean we've won?
by Jane of Princeton, USA
u can be me jane
uncomfortable position
as a physician
by ash of Oz
bit true i'm afraid
australian dollars are weak
i guess them's the breaks
by ash of Oz
No offense Stephen
But it figures that you're male
Oh old one, Ashely
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Sure blame the server
We know the truth of your dumb
Incompetent ass
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Let me guess your pay
there are six figures I'm Sure:
If you get pesos
by Stephen of Heaven, Infinity
and if you're so smart
you'd recognise my gender
by the way i'm spelt
by ash of Oz
Ooo... big salary
I am so impressed. Can I
Be you when I'm grown
by Jane of Princeton, USA
by the look of it
due to the server error
u can do it twice
by ashley of Oz
as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt
by ashley of Oz
as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt
by ashley of Oz
Ashely, may i ask:
How do you like your job girl?
Burgers and fries, right?
by Stephen a.k.a -much smarter than the gizzard of oz of Princeton (Valhala), USA
imaginary?
don't mock the existence of.........
the wizened of oz
by ashley of Oz
Because you suffer
In your minimum wage job
Don't go and blame us
by Jane of Princeton, USA
mighty alumni
a legend in your own mind
not the universe
by ashley of Oz
Imaginary
Is the land in which you live
Leave Oz, and get life
by Jane of Princeton, USA
undergraduates
with so much growing to do
let's heap shit on them
by ashley of Oz
Nevermind Ashley
You blithering fool, why war
With us, the masters?
by Jane of Princeton, USA