I don't like Haikusand you can't make me write emever
by G Man of Albuquerque, USA
I have never claimed
To be a fan of this state
Polluted Jersey
by JanePrinceton, USA
i also smell bad
but my mother always said
i am a great catch
by Thunder Stork
Ivy wannabe
In the asshole of the world
Princeton, New Jersey
by AHHT
i must feel threatened
cause i have a small penis
and i can't count
by Thunder Stork
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
by hyper person of shit town, usa
my new country song
'Don't Wipe Your Ass With My Heart'
is gonna be huge
by Hollywood Bonfire
if I was Tom Hanks
I'd take a crap in a box
and mail it to Meg
by Hollywood Bonfire
ran over something
too dark to see, felt the thump
boy do my nuts itch
by Hollywood Bonfire
If I am so sweet,
How can you feel so threatened?
Come on; be honest.
by JanePrinceton, USA
once I smoked a joint
in a bush at MIT
still I am humble
by Hollywood Bonfire
they say happiness
is a thing that can't be touched
good-bye porno mags
by Thunder Stork
knowledge is power
but power tends to corrupt
be careful sweet Jane
by Thunder Stork
Princeton ballsuckers:
Nobody gives a fuck where
you go to college.
by Shut Up
a blue tongue lizard
fresh tomatoes on the vine
sweet frangipani
by ashley of Oz
knowledge is fleeting
institutions rise and fall
princeton isn't god
by ash of Oz
When we told those jokes,
No one knew your wife's Polish.
A thousand pardons.
by Greg Agalsoff of Northridge, USA
Princeton is knowledge
Just because you lack the same
Do not be jealous
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Princeton must be proud
of such talented students
sharp like bowling balls
by Thunder Stork
If an infiniteNumber of apes were online,They'd use AOL.
by Reverend Jim of Fort Collins, US
Enough! Or I'll shove
Bottles up your asses and
Kick them 'til they break!
by Reverend Jim of Fort Collins, US
you assholes bore me
classist, artless, obvious
as dumb as Ayn Rand
by Hollywood Bonfire
Capitalism:
Our friend and Benefactor!
Ash sir, embrace it!
by StephenPrinceton,
You asked me to write
And I did just that, it's true
So why not reply?
by Jane of Princeton, USA
capitalism
is sublimated desire
low in any case
by ashley oz
Desktop Trainspotting
1 train, 2 trains, 3 trains, 4...
Cerebal challenge.
by Lousy
Palpitating heart
Sweaty body, Nausea.
A-munting we go.
by Lousy
right back at you, Ash
my mail does not work on send
so it's up to you
by Jane of Princeton, USA
u got my number
so send a message sometime
no time like the present
by ash of Oz
Nope, sorry you will
Confuse some other poor jane
That's why I switched it
by Jane of Princeton, USA
if u r janer
at aol i believe
check out your mail box
by ash of Oz
Half Russian, I am
As descendant of many
Am still tired soul
by Jane of Princeton, USA
ironic indeed
victory by persistence
is a russian trait
by ashley of Oz
Do you AOL
Instant messenger is fun
And easy to use
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Oh my friend ash-man:
It is past my bed time now
I'm gonna go-bye!!
by Stephen of Princeton,
Goodnight friend Stephen
And to you, stranger Ash, too
Tonight was tres odd
by Jane of Princeton, USA
continue elsewhere?
come to a chat room somewhere
let's not hog the site
by ash of Princeton, USA
Twenty-seven heures
That's as nasty as can be
Reminds me of sleep
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I take great offense
At your last remark Steven
Don't make me join Ash
by Jane
i'm at home right now
twenty-seven hours on duty
wins me some time off
by ash of Oz
Hey ash my main man
Youth can practice deceit too!
Idealistic?-nope
by Stephen
My bookshelves are lined
With Great Homer and Virgil
Who wrote before them?
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Mr. Six-figure
Shouldn't you be working now
Company money
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Fine we will wait ash
I will win by power sir:
not by c.p.u.
by Stephen of Princeton,
read the early works
and add to their ambience
or play elsewhere kids
by ash of Oz
i protest because
this page takes so long to load
without spam to grab
by ash of Oz
no shame to lose ash:
we are young and smartand brave
proud old one: give up
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Please explain, Ashley
What the hell you mean in your
Freaky weird haikus
by Jane of Princeton, USA
You are mellowing
In your old age, dear Ash-man
Does this mean we've won?
by Jane of Princeton, USA
u can be me jane
uncomfortable position
as a physician
by ash of Oz
