we laughed at the thought
her teeth grinding in her sleep
in a bathroom cup
by ashley
weird looking small fish
blue betassled doral fin
so who's the freak now?
by ashley of Oz
if we had some ham
we could have some ham and eggs
if we had some eggs
by oldnasty usa
here is an oldy
but fine piece of bad haiku
the man is knocking
if we had some ham
we could have some ham and eggs
if we had some eggs
oldnasty
by Stanilicious Bubbalicious of usa
livin is easy
when you stroll through large cactus
and don't wear no drawers
by Thunder Stork
Hello I am Gay
Anal Rape isnt for boys
Leave me alone please.
by Anonymous Poet of no
Hello I am Gay
Anal Rape isnt for boys
Leave me alone please.
by Anonymous Poet of no
Hello I am Gay
Anal Rape isnt for boys
Leave me alone please.
by Anonymous Poet of no
took a massive shit
contemplated size and girth
stood in disbelief
by Thunder Stork
drawing nude people
is harder than you might think
the same goes for me
by Thunder Stork
March comes in like a
lion and goes ot like a
skank in a cat fight.
by Intern
I wouldn't fuck her
with a dog's dick and someone
else's pelvic thrusts.
by Intern
trained my grandma's dog
to piss on the kitchen floor
when someone sneezes
by Hollywood Bonfire
no haiku G-Man?
the poison is in your brain
and u will submit
by ash
hey jane, with that brain
don't repeat your sad refrain
ivy ! ivy ! way !
by ash
I don't like Haikusand you can't make me write emever
by G Man of Albuquerque, USA
I have never claimed
To be a fan of this state
Polluted Jersey
by JanePrinceton, USA
i also smell bad
but my mother always said
i am a great catch
by Thunder Stork
Ivy wannabe
In the asshole of the world
Princeton, New Jersey
by AHHT
i must feel threatened
cause i have a small penis
and i can't count
by Thunder Stork
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
by hyper person of shit town, usa
my new country song
'Don't Wipe Your Ass With My Heart'
is gonna be huge
by Hollywood Bonfire
if I was Tom Hanks
I'd take a crap in a box
and mail it to Meg
by Hollywood Bonfire
ran over something
too dark to see, felt the thump
boy do my nuts itch
by Hollywood Bonfire
If I am so sweet,
How can you feel so threatened?
Come on; be honest.
by JanePrinceton, USA
once I smoked a joint
in a bush at MIT
still I am humble
by Hollywood Bonfire
they say happiness
is a thing that can't be touched
good-bye porno mags
by Thunder Stork
knowledge is power
but power tends to corrupt
be careful sweet Jane
by Thunder Stork
Princeton ballsuckers:
Nobody gives a fuck where
you go to college.
by Shut Up
a blue tongue lizard
fresh tomatoes on the vine
sweet frangipani
by ashley of Oz
knowledge is fleeting
institutions rise and fall
princeton isn't god
by ash of Oz
When we told those jokes,
No one knew your wife's Polish.
A thousand pardons.
by Greg Agalsoff of Northridge, USA
Princeton is knowledge
Just because you lack the same
Do not be jealous
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Princeton must be proud
of such talented students
sharp like bowling balls
by Thunder Stork
If an infiniteNumber of apes were online,They'd use AOL.
by Reverend Jim of Fort Collins, US
Enough! Or I'll shove
Bottles up your asses and
Kick them 'til they break!
by Reverend Jim of Fort Collins, US
you assholes bore me
classist, artless, obvious
as dumb as Ayn Rand
by Hollywood Bonfire
Capitalism:
Our friend and Benefactor!
Ash sir, embrace it!
by StephenPrinceton,
You asked me to write
And I did just that, it's true
So why not reply?
by Jane of Princeton, USA
capitalism
is sublimated desire
low in any case
by ashley oz
Desktop Trainspotting
1 train, 2 trains, 3 trains, 4...
Cerebal challenge.
by Lousy
Palpitating heart
Sweaty body, Nausea.
A-munting we go.
by Lousy
right back at you, Ash
my mail does not work on send
so it's up to you
by Jane of Princeton, USA
u got my number
so send a message sometime
no time like the present
by ash of Oz
Nope, sorry you will
Confuse some other poor jane
That's why I switched it
by Jane of Princeton, USA
if u r janer
at aol i believe
check out your mail box
by ash of Oz
Half Russian, I am
As descendant of many
Am still tired soul
by Jane of Princeton, USA
ironic indeed
victory by persistence
is a russian trait
by ashley of Oz
Do you AOL
Instant messenger is fun
And easy to use
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Oh my friend ash-man:
It is past my bed time now
I'm gonna go-bye!!
by Stephen of Princeton,
