Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 45 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

March comes in like a
lion and goes ot like a
skank in a cat fight.
Haiku # 1271, February 11, 1999 1:05 pm ET
by Intern
I wouldn't fuck her
with a dog's dick and someone
else's pelvic thrusts.
Haiku # 1270, February 11, 1999 12:41 pm ET
by Intern
trained my grandma's dog
to piss on the kitchen floor
when someone sneezes
Haiku # 1269, February 11, 1999 10:44 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
no haiku G-Man?
the poison is in your brain
and u will submit
Haiku # 1268, February 11, 1999 7:57 am ET
by ash
hey jane, with that brain
don't repeat your sad refrain
ivy ! ivy ! way !
Haiku # 1267, February 11, 1999 6:24 am ET
by ash
I don't like Haikusand you can't make me write emever
Haiku # 1266, February 11, 1999 12:55 am ET
by G Man of Albuquerque, USA
I have never claimed
To be a fan of this state
Polluted Jersey
Haiku # 1265, February 10, 1999 8:41 pm ET
by JanePrinceton, USA
i also smell bad
but my mother always said
i am a great catch
Haiku # 1264, February 10, 1999 8:36 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Ivy wannabe
In the asshole of the world
Princeton, New Jersey
Haiku # 1263, February 10, 1999 8:30 pm ET
by AHHT
i must feel threatened
cause i have a small penis
and i can't count
Haiku # 1262, February 10, 1999 8:27 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Haiku # 1261, February 10, 1999 6:40 pm ET
by hyper person of shit town, usa
my new country song
'Don't Wipe Your Ass With My Heart'
is gonna be huge
Haiku # 1260, February 10, 1999 4:21 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
if I was Tom Hanks
I'd take a crap in a box
and mail it to Meg
Haiku # 1259, February 10, 1999 4:18 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
ran over something
too dark to see, felt the thump
boy do my nuts itch
Haiku # 1258, February 10, 1999 4:17 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
If I am so sweet,
How can you feel so threatened?
Come on; be honest.
Haiku # 1257, February 10, 1999 3:20 pm ET
by JanePrinceton, USA
once I smoked a joint
in a bush at MIT
still I am humble
Haiku # 1256, February 10, 1999 1:45 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
they say happiness
is a thing that can't be touched
good-bye porno mags
Haiku # 1255, February 10, 1999 1:06 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
knowledge is power
but power tends to corrupt
be careful sweet Jane
Haiku # 1254, February 10, 1999 12:52 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Princeton ballsuckers:
Nobody gives a fuck where
you go to college.
Haiku # 1253, February 10, 1999 10:04 am ET
by Shut Up
a blue tongue lizard
fresh tomatoes on the vine
sweet frangipani
Haiku # 1252, February 10, 1999 6:44 am ET
by ashley of Oz
knowledge is fleeting
institutions rise and fall
princeton isn't god
Haiku # 1251, February 10, 1999 6:37 am ET
by ash of Oz
When we told those jokes,
No one knew your wife's Polish.
A thousand pardons.
Haiku # 1250, February 10, 1999 12:28 am ET
by Greg Agalsoff of Northridge, USA
Princeton is knowledge
Just because you lack the same
Do not be jealous
Haiku # 1249, February 10, 1999 12:24 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Princeton must be proud
of such talented students
sharp like bowling balls
Haiku # 1248, February 10, 1999 12:14 am ET
by Thunder Stork
If an infiniteNumber of apes were online,They'd use AOL.
Haiku # 1247, February 9, 1999 3:25 pm ET
by Reverend Jim of Fort Collins, US
Enough! Or I'll shove
Bottles up your asses and
Kick them 'til they break!
Haiku # 1246, February 9, 1999 3:17 pm ET
by Reverend Jim of Fort Collins, US
you assholes bore me
classist, artless, obvious
as dumb as Ayn Rand
Haiku # 1245, February 9, 1999 12:29 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Capitalism:
Our friend and Benefactor!
Ash sir, embrace it!
Haiku # 1244, February 8, 1999 10:23 pm ET
by StephenPrinceton,
You asked me to write
And I did just that, it's true
So why not reply?
Haiku # 1243, February 8, 1999 9:40 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
capitalism
is sublimated desire
low in any case
Haiku # 1242, February 8, 1999 8:18 pm ET
by ashley oz
Desktop Trainspotting
1 train, 2 trains, 3 trains, 4...
Cerebal challenge.
Haiku # 1241, February 8, 1999 9:36 am ET
by Lousy
Palpitating heart
Sweaty body, Nausea.
A-munting we go.
Haiku # 1240, February 8, 1999 9:32 am ET
by Lousy
right back at you, Ash
my mail does not work on send
so it's up to you
Haiku # 1239, February 8, 1999 8:45 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
u got my number
so send a message sometime
no time like the present
Haiku # 1238, February 8, 1999 1:24 am ET
by ash of Oz
Nope, sorry you will
Confuse some other poor jane
That's why I switched it
Haiku # 1237, February 8, 1999 1:20 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
if u r janer
at aol i believe
check out your mail box
Haiku # 1236, February 8, 1999 1:16 am ET
by ash of Oz
Half Russian, I am
As descendant of many
Am still tired soul
Haiku # 1235, February 8, 1999 1:06 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
ironic indeed
victory by persistence
is a russian trait
Haiku # 1234, February 8, 1999 1:00 am ET
by ashley of Oz
Do you AOL
Instant messenger is fun
And easy to use
Haiku # 1233, February 8, 1999 1:00 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Oh my friend ash-man:
It is past my bed time now
I'm gonna go-bye!!
Haiku # 1232, February 8, 1999 12:57 am ET
by Stephen of Princeton,
Goodnight friend Stephen
And to you, stranger Ash, too
Tonight was tres odd
Haiku # 1231, February 8, 1999 12:56 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
continue elsewhere?
come to a chat room somewhere
let's not hog the site
Haiku # 1230, February 8, 1999 12:55 am ET
by ash of Princeton, USA
Twenty-seven heures
That's as nasty as can be
Reminds me of sleep
Haiku # 1229, February 8, 1999 12:53 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I take great offense
At your last remark Steven
Don't make me join Ash
Haiku # 1228, February 8, 1999 12:50 am ET
by Jane
i'm at home right now
twenty-seven hours on duty
wins me some time off
Haiku # 1227, February 8, 1999 12:50 am ET
by ash of Oz
Hey ash my main man
Youth can practice deceit too!
Idealistic?-nope
Haiku # 1226, February 8, 1999 12:48 am ET
by Stephen
My bookshelves are lined
With Great Homer and Virgil
Who wrote before them?
Haiku # 1225, February 8, 1999 12:47 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Mr. Six-figure
Shouldn't you be working now
Company money
Haiku # 1224, February 8, 1999 12:45 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Fine we will wait ash
I will win by power sir:
not by c.p.u.
Haiku # 1223, February 8, 1999 12:43 am ET
by Stephen of Princeton,
read the early works
and add to their ambience
or play elsewhere kids
Haiku # 1222, February 8, 1999 12:43 am ET
by ash of Oz
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