if we had women
we could have some hot tub sex
if we had hot tub

thank you very much
a queen size bed means more room
for sex with myself

OK, I dont mind
Its my pleasure to do them
I love the dishes

Sometimes I wonder:
How much ejaculated,
Any night on Earth?

Toasted cheese sandwich
A Noblemans invention
Ow Fuck! burnt my lip.

Why should I do them?
If I got home earlier
I would cook, you clean.

Always the dishes
Eating and making a mess
And always my turn

The girl is happy
She hugs every puppy
And laughs at their bites

I'm sorry you're sad
But you're not allowed to live
Vicariously

we laughed at the thought
her teeth grinding in her sleep
in a bathroom cup

weird looking small fish
blue betassled doral fin
so who's the freak now?

if we had some ham
we could have some ham and eggs
if we had some eggs

here is an oldy

but fine piece of bad haiku

the man is knocking



if we had some ham
we could have some ham and eggs

if we had some eggs
oldnasty

livin is easy
when you stroll through large cactus
and don't wear no drawers