I, Kenneth Copeland,
Shall USURP the Most High God.
(Send an offering...)
by Lucifer's Man from OK of Arkhangelsk Oblast
real intelligence
constructed stupidity
both do bad haiku
by ash of intentionally bad contributions
they shall not grow old
as we who are left grow old
immortal haiku
by ash of bad to the bones
Darth, Ash, Janis, Mox:
I salute you in haiku.
(For long-suffering.)
by Please Lord Don't Let Me Write More
I wish I were here.
And I wish I had a beer
Just to have me near...
by Have No Fear of Disappear
I loves me some 'Ku.
Yes sir ma'am, I shorley do.
It gets me so hai!
by Uncle Clem, Southern Gentleman of Syllabic Moonshine
Drop that haiku NOW!
Turn around, hands raised. Don't move.
I'm warning you mom...
by Dysfunctional Family of Low Enfarcement
Intangible thong:
Unsinkable thang. Hit gong!
(Unthinkably wrong)
by Brass Symbols of Oriental Gold
Why can I not sleep,
Texting haiku in bathtub...?
Pull the plug on this.
by Baby of Bathwater, Louisiana
Going down i'm new;
I've discovered useful loads.
To give a Good job.
by Zoo Nealand of Haikuized 4 U
That syllababble:
it was always missinging.
(But they founded it.)
by Batsuo Masho of Mashpee Massassachusetts
Missing syllable
Find it in the litter pan
with your “poetry “
by Cat Librarian of Library
For the love of G-d
This is a library, sir
Shush the fuck up
by Cat Librarian of Purriodicals
I enjoy shouting...
From time to time it's just fun.
Get my ya-yas out...
by But Yes It's Rude of Course
CAPITAL LETTERS
not the font of all knowledge
just a bit shouty
by ash of softly speaks volumes
It's HERMENEUTICS!
It's INTERPRETIVE CONTEXTS.
Circles of meaning...
by Philosophical Dolt of Cro-magnon Epoch
navalny gets dead
you might fall from a window
or just fall from grace
by ash of Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug
cupid draws his bow
americans draw their guns
more hearts get broken
by ash of traditions die hard
Be my valentine.
Be my haiku valentine.
Here's my haiku heart.
by Art Operation of Culinary Bypass
Lighten up snowflake
Yous haikus ain't so great there
Esther Williams gooch
by Worst Technician
Picking up your trash
Is like reading your haiku:
Throw in garbage bin.
by Waste Technician of Bad Haiku
Prisoner of love
Picking up mental garbage
Tom Bosley's penis
by Happy Valentines day of Back again like herpes
Thanks for your interest
You can start with cleaning up
your rotten haiku
by Noticer of Trash
Every prisoner
Should be made to pick up trash
So the streets are clean.
by Pristine Thoroughfares of Happy Nations
Love me good TV
Want to go where fashion sits?
Putin on the Ritz
by Interrobung
Hello.
by Thomasspook of Guyana
Hello.
by MishaelDramb of Nigeria
Interview input:
Smoke that in pipe and put in.
Put in your haiku.
by Vladimir Vladimir of Vladimir
my interrobang
punctuates your fancy font
irresistably
by ash of no question about it
Certain ethnic groups
Are incomprehensible
They slur their words so.
by Articulation of Pronunciation
Dont speak english
not my words
just googles’
by Farola of Spain
Infungible tan:
Invisible bikini...
Intangible fun.
by But She was a Beach of Endless Coastlines
buy my cryptocoins
they're fun but non-fungible
intangible tang
by ash of untouchable assets
Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted
by Blast from the Past of Anna Support Unit 7B
Watching TV, bruh
Listening to *good* music
Jeremy Shada
by Cyan of HTX
Bad Haiku goes on
Getting worse as years go by
A cesspit of bilge
by Anna of Sydney
Haiku never dies.
It just becomes worse and worse,
Then moves to this site.
by Basho Needs a Washo of Old Kyoto Temple Laundromat-san
bad haiku endures
like untreated haemorrhoids
blow it out your arse
by ash of wonder down under
Back in ninety eight
I submitted bad haiku
Still bad years later
by Anna of Sydney
well, fuck the donald
even if you don't want to
it's not like he cares
by ash of manhattan transfer
Check this doomsday cuck:
ninety boosters to nanny--
but his mind is Trumped.
by Haiku Poet of Nanny State
check the doomsday clock
ninety seconds to midnight
but the hands are stuck
by ash of let's wind it up
Lost humanity:
it rhymes with insanity.
(Christianity?)
by Haiku Rhymes of End-times
Oriental bots:
Got this site tied up in knots.
YOU: connect the dots.
by Worthy Old Gentleman of Orient
it's not a piss-take
newsworthy royal prostate
unfit for a king
by ash of scope for improvement
Trump lives on. Your mind
Ruminates on Orange Man . . .
You can't let it go.
by Populism of the Majority Scorned (by you)
iowa-wa-wah
you can hail the donald but...
he's a complete dick
by ash of well removed
fried ex-president
thick skin basted in orange
but tiny giblets
by ash of char-a-lago
Murcan Empire: dead.
But running like a chicken
with its head chopped off.
by Poultry Barnyard of Global Hegemony
i smell it coming
fall of the murcan empire
orange flames rising
by ash of distant (ad)vantage
