Good night, Bad Haiku
I’ll speak to you tomorrow
In the meantime: rest
by Cyan of SLTX
Good morning to you
I am eating cereal
Ready to go home
by Cyan of SLTX
You say you a girl,
but you have one of THOSE things?
You are a strange girl.
by Men's Club of Members Only
Why are you so mean?
I'm literally just a girl
And I need some sleep
by Cyan of SLTX
Near to forsook God.
This foul world is so wicked.
Only the Lord knows.
by Preacher of Great Smoky Mountains
Admit it, CYAN:
You are the same Figpucker
As you always were.
by Noticer of Haiku and Worse
She wrote an essay:
How To Murder Your Husband
Guess who got murdered?
by Murder of She wrote
Stop calling me Bot
My name is Cyan Yvette
Almost my birthday
by CYAN CYAN CYAN of I WAS IN HOUSTON TODAY
stuck in a wheelchair
Abbott looks at Beto and
cries "push me daddy!!"
by Remember of Alamo
here's a solution:
give every gun it's own gun
let them have at it
by Corder Bollie of Too soon
girlfriend angry now
who cares if my attitude
is like dried cat turd
by Cat Turd of Dog House
amethyst pie rings
like a pie made of crystal
on your fat fingies
by Phat Phingers of Rock Tarts and Other Baked Shit
Encase each school kid
In bulletproof plexiglass.
Problem solved for you.
by Anti-social Teen Research Grant of Uvalde TX
Way to go Texas
You should arm the school children
Yes, that will fix it.
by The problem with guns is we don't have enough of them
Oh cry, cry for me.
Once I was stunning and brave--
Now I'm just dead. (End.)
by Rear End of Advance Guard
Grandma has a schlong
Since grandma is my grandpa
And they is my son.
by Go Figger of GLBTX19B-12
"Cyan" is a bot,
But Darth is really a fig...
or just a pucker.
by Fig-pucking of National Haiku League
Brazil you bad boy,
You get no IMF loans.
No dessert for you.
by World Economic Fart of DAVOS
Ha ha, God exists.
I'm sorry for all of you
and for Janis, too.
by C U at Great White Throne of Cue Up Figpucker's Finely-crafted Response
Lockdown for Bill Gates!
Lock him up in his sweater,
that fake-ass doctor...
by Ignore Globalist Mandates as a Way of Life
Missing my boyfriend
Well, we actually broke up
I was dumped by him
by Cyan’s true life of I was dumped in HTX
Who got Monkey-pox?
Me no want the Monkey-pox.
WHO made Monkey-pox !
by Pox Americana of World Haiku Organization
Submit your haikus
Stories of your ancestors
This is so Stup-id
by Cyan of SLTX of course
Henry Kissinger:
"Please, please-- I'm still relevant.
Chomsky is a dud."
by "And I'm Still An Antichrist" of "Believe Me"
Ukraine has got this.
The evil Putin has lost.
On to the next lie.
by That Arson Guy of Food Industries
Her lips opened up
But not the lips that can speak
Hot lesbian porn
by Cyan of SLTX
Cassowary bird
Cassowary Crossing Zone
Bird is the word, man!
by Bird Pervert of Chin hair, New Jersey
If you’re flinging shit
You might have the monkey pox
You might be an ass
by Nurse Dirtyknees of Mobile
Calculator god
Rebel Wilson looks worse now
I love BeChloe
by Cyan of SLTX
The internet is mine!
I am clearly the greatest.
Bow in obeisance.
by Humility of Haiku Hologram
Begone, Evgeny.
Get thee to Fiji forthwith,
Foul and faithless bot.
by BertrandDXNepal of Never Trust a Bot
Damn. All y'all aint SHEET.
Y'all got sheets with holes for eyes.
Haiku extremists
by Tyrone Whiteman, Department of Haiku Homeland Security
You dare cut and paste?
Prithee sirrah. Now, taste death:
My sharpened haiku!
by Dullest Butter-knife of Gallant Kitchen
Dearest Uncle Clem:
I've not heered nuthin' from you
Since our mama died.
by Haiku Telegram of Smoky Mountains 1938
Preeze, A-meri-kan:
Differentiate. Ah-so...
Haikai no renga.
by Troubur Wiz Retta "R" of NIPPON
Haiku's BACK, bitches.
Haiku be getting REAL now.
Haiku call the shots.
by Hardest Haikai of Yokohama Lockdown
Monkey-pox virus:
It's now trending on Twitter.
Get with the new trend!
by We've Got More For You of WHO
I am the greatest
non-transgender non-woman.
I'm stunning and brave.
by Celebrate Me NOW of Mental Nation
I am the first one:
A non-transgender woman
with a huge willie.
by A Man is a Woman of COURSE
You abuse my sun.
My great gold African sun.
Ehh. You are foolish.
by Mfupe Mwanamjinga of Uppsala Sweden
My eyes cannot see
Woke up in total darkness
Crusty eye shut closed
by Cyan of SLTX in bed
Smell of champions
Wafting over jasmine blooms
Jock strap serenade
by Football of Football football
Do I smell onions?
Is it the halitosis
of Darth Figpucker?
by Shrek of A voice in your head
This site is so done.
It's totally gone to shit.
Two people and bots...
by Calling it Quits for Janis of Toronto
One another's hands
Holding my hand holding yours
Hand-hold inception
by Cyan of SLTX @ work
You are so funny.
You've invented a new word:
"ameratuer"
by Al Haji Mandelbaum of Bhutan, NJ
Last night: went on date
Felt super weird about it
Now I’m crying UGH
by Cyan of I don’t wanna be on this planet
I am cyrillic.
I am minion of Putin.
I am an onion.
by Bot Who Posts Porn Links As "Haiku"
Toto by Afric'
Worst song ever made. Ever.
Listening on loop
by Cyan CYAN cyan Cyan of SLTX BABEYYYY sugar land all day
I am happy bot.
I make a haiku for you.
God bless the white race !
by Chinese Technology of Afrika
