Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 27 Days and 76204 Haiku later...

I am cyrillic.
I am minion of Putin.
I am an onion.
Haiku # 75625, May 21, 2022 6:58 pm ET
by Bot Who Posts Porn Links As "Haiku"
Toto by Afric'
Worst song ever made. Ever.
Listening on loop
Haiku # 75619, May 20, 2022 1:19 pm ET
by Cyan CYAN cyan Cyan of SLTX BABEYYYY sugar land all day
I am happy bot.
I make a haiku for you.
God bless the white race !
Haiku # 75616, May 20, 2022 9:40 am ET
by Chinese Technology of Afrika
Tom Boseley's man-thing
loves both you and your fake god
(the one on your lawn).
Haiku # 75615, May 20, 2022 7:01 am ET
by Imam Al Sharif Hirschwitz of Lawn Guyland NY
Fuck you and your god
Because you are both sexy
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 75614, May 20, 2022 4:21 am ET
by This means I like you
Good afternoon, sir
I’m sending you a message
I miss you a lot!
Haiku # 75612, May 19, 2022 8:54 pm ET
by Cyan CYAN of Here
clap back snack attack
rank ass pussy be sweatin
ruining my lunch
Haiku # 75611, May 19, 2022 5:03 pm ET
by Lunicingus of French Hair Pie
You still are pretty,
Especially with that beard
and the pink tutu.
Haiku # 75610, May 19, 2022 4:56 pm ET
by Cyanophile Society of North America
I was so pretty
But then I got infected
Cursed zombie princess
Haiku # 75609, May 19, 2022 1:33 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX but I wish I was in Twilight
Library visit
Let me get you a new card!
Rules: No Food Allowed
Haiku # 75601, May 17, 2022 6:56 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
when i was your age
i was older than you are -
time is the man, man
Haiku # 75599, May 17, 2022 1:06 pm ET
by Lunicingus of U moms clock
That young cad Elon..
How DARE he ask them about
How many are bots.
Haiku # 75598, May 17, 2022 12:04 pm ET
by Bots and Bots of Them are Programable
The Man gone git done.
He am oppress tha PEOPLE.
Haiku gone kill he.
Haiku # 75597, May 17, 2022 10:02 am ET
by Poet of People's Party of Haikai Haibun Highball
Error: You’ve been charged
Let’s fight back against the man
Oops I’m wearing shoes
Haiku # 75596, May 17, 2022 6:53 am ET
by Cyan the Reader of SLTX
About your old shoes
How many crocodiles died
for those clodhoppers?
Haiku # 75595, May 16, 2022 7:46 pm ET
by Noticer of Footwear
Cyan is a bore
Haiku # 75594, May 16, 2022 7:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
why all this spam hate?
can't we all just get along
it's like bologna
Haiku # 75593, May 16, 2022 12:49 pm ET
by Lunicingus of U moms fridge
I am with Cyan:
Spam has become depressing.
Haiku must fight back!
Haiku # 75588, May 15, 2022 9:51 pm ET
by Haiku Never Gives In To Bots !
I hate the spam bots
And I say it everyday
And I always will
Haiku # 75585, May 15, 2022 9:54 am ET
by Cyan St. N of SLTX
Incoming famine
Pretend all is okay
This is Murica
Haiku # 75581, May 14, 2022 8:31 pm ET
by Business as Usual of About 21 missed meals away from cannibalism... unless you're already a cannibal, in which case - fuck you
What if we were gods?
Stuck on the Mt. Olympus
I am Hestia
Haiku # 75580, May 14, 2022 4:25 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
I hate the spammers
My mom always says, "Don't Hate!"
But I still hate bots
Haiku # 75578, May 14, 2022 10:26 am ET
by Cyan of SLTX babey
I will never love
Not the way I did before
Indelible mark
Haiku # 75576, May 14, 2022 8:25 am ET
by Cyan of Sltx
My parents are gone
On their way to Alaska
They bought stupid hats
Haiku # 75573, May 13, 2022 9:22 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Next step - syllable
enforcement. You can send spam
but it must conform.
Haiku # 75571, May 13, 2022 4:43 pm ET
by This is coming soon for real! of Toronto
Damn the market sucks
They should put trampolines down
On Wall Street sidewalks
Haiku # 75563, May 13, 2022 1:25 am ET
by GodsDrunkestDriver of SwagCity
My mouth waters at
Thoughts of deescalating
Nuclear conflict
Haiku # 75562, May 12, 2022 7:05 pm ET
by Saliva Steve of U mom reactor
Would you fix me if—
I was gonna do song lyrics
That’s too cringe for me
Haiku # 75561, May 12, 2022 3:53 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Oh, Ron DeSantis
Tattooed a seraphim on
My taint, or my gooch.
Haiku # 75556, May 11, 2022 10:20 pm ET
by Tickle me smellmo of Down south
Those dead baby jokes...
Circa 'seventy-seven:
they were not funny.
Haiku # 75555, May 11, 2022 10:08 pm ET
by Norma McCorvey of Woe VS. Raid
Jeans with holes in them
They used to be loose on me
But now they are tight
Haiku # 75552, May 11, 2022 5:04 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
The best policy
Don’t add extra syllables
Don’t stink up the joint
Haiku # 75549, May 11, 2022 7:13 am ET
by Noticer of Darth Tales
a meteorite falls into the old pond
- oh my god! - it’s full of stars!
Haiku # 75547, May 10, 2022 6:29 pm ET
by Sprogvader of イングランド
A seasonal test
Of the capability
To post a haiku.
Haiku # 75545, May 10, 2022 12:27 pm ET
by Adam
Listen to some more.
Write a little haiku now:
Zion's protocols.
Haiku # 75541, May 8, 2022 7:50 pm ET
by Czar Nicholas of KGB Top Secret Bake-sale
Quiet dawn. Snowfall.
Pine branches dusted with white.
Vote TRUMP (oink oink oink)
Haiku # 75540, May 8, 2022 7:46 pm ET
by Confused Deeplorable of Intertoobz
What you need to know:
Q is the true oracle.
Truth resides with Q.
Haiku # 75539, May 8, 2022 7:18 pm ET
by Bad F.B.I agent of 8 Chan
Basketball means shit.
Your cut and paste is worth shit.
Your haiku is shit.
Haiku # 75538, May 7, 2022 7:04 pm ET
by THANK YOU of You're Welcome
Working hardly works
I just got a new postcard
Now, waiting for lunch
Haiku # 75532, May 6, 2022 3:54 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Knowing of remorse
Winter's death cedes new seasons
For beautiful dreams
Haiku # 75528, May 5, 2022 9:13 pm ET
by MANMOTH
Dear Sergey Lavrov:
Sergey Lavrov
Viktorovich, sir --
Your slip is showing.
Haiku # 75524, May 5, 2022 6:31 am ET
by Slipping Fast of Slippery Slippers
Guess who’s getting hitched?
The guy from your woodshop class
Bri and Devin are!
Haiku # 75523, May 5, 2022 12:50 am ET
by Cyan CYAN Cyan of Sugar Land
Jenna Jameson
first time shaved pussy porn hub
black big ass Daniels
Haiku # 75521, May 4, 2022 5:50 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 U by ECONOMY of WORDS
The after party
Enough longpig for us all
Figpucker belches
Haiku # 75520, May 4, 2022 2:59 pm ET
by A. Cute of Angina
Bands a make her dance
Juicy J taught me that song
All these chicks poppin’….
Haiku # 75517, May 4, 2022 10:28 am ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Hello. And Bye.
Haiku # 75515, May 4, 2022 4:52 am ET
by XRumerTest
The Moo-Lacka-Moo
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
I do not like them
Haiku # 75512, May 3, 2022 6:57 pm ET
by Cyan-I-Am of SLTX
Job interview day
It’s my second interview
I hope I get it!!
Haiku # 75509, May 3, 2022 12:06 pm ET
by Cyan of SLEX and not a bot
It must be Putin.
The one thing he fears: haiku.
That's why all the spam.
Haiku # 75508, May 3, 2022 10:53 am ET
by Volodimir Zerensky of Some Country Over There Left of USSR
This site is garbage
It's just idiots and spam
Zero of five stars
Haiku # 75507, May 3, 2022 8:54 am ET
by Internet Reviews
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