Basketball means shit.
Your cut and paste is worth shit.
Your haiku is shit.

Working hardly works
I just got a new postcard
Now, waiting for lunch

Knowing of remorse
Winter's death cedes new seasons
For beautiful dreams

Dear Sergey Lavrov:
Sergey Lavrov
Viktorovich, sir --
Your slip is showing.

Guess who’s getting hitched?
The guy from your woodshop class
Bri and Devin are!

Jenna Jameson
first time shaved pussy porn hub
black big ass Daniels

The after party
Enough longpig for us all
Figpucker belches

Bands a make her dance
Juicy J taught me that song
All these chicks poppin’….

Hello. And Bye.

The Moo-Lacka-Moo
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
I do not like them

Job interview day
It’s my second interview
I hope I get it!!

It must be Putin.
The one thing he fears: haiku.
That's why all the spam.

This site is garbage
It's just idiots and spam
Zero of five stars

I do not expect
Everything to be haiku
Just put effort in

Why are they spamming?
Is there an explanation?
Do bots hate haiku?

Going for a walk
on strong hallucinogens
can be refreshing...

Going on a walk
Not trying to find myself
Just bored in the house

Modern poetics
is a stinking filthy shit.
Esthetics are dead.

All the bots are doomed.
GOD almighty is in charge.
Sorry for the damned...

With Diana Ross,
ALL (all) things are possible . . .
Therefore, do not fear.

Thanks for your support
It is quite annoying though
Dealing with these bots

I am with Cyan.
Either haiku or fuck off.
This is serious.

No more, haiku bots!
Please stick to the prescribed list:
Five then seven five

Eleven foot 8
The height of the famous bridge
Just add 8 inches

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Some people haiku,
while others snort Fentanyl.
But praying is best.

Some people are dumb
Some people, like me, are smart
Most are in between

Paraphrase like this:
"Whatever the fuck I say."
See? That was easy.

And how it to paraphrase?

Rumbling and tumbling
tea cup flies, bum over dumb
a hot dizzy poot!

I'm a headset nut
virtual reality
sure bass boosts my butt

So many adverts
There’s so much excess in life
Pro-simplicity

Zero, one, two, three.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Ten, eleven, twelve.

Wrong accusations
You know that I’m sensitive
And I’m not a bot

I may be a Chad
But I also beat bullies,
Behead pedophiles

Cyan, you ought to
Re-program your algorithm
Since you are a bot...

Waking up tonight
I’m tired of the nonsense
Wanna be happy

A big love to my family and friends. Even the creepy ones like Shawn... kidding!... well... a little creepy.

Look up redundant.
It says to see redundant.
Who was it said that?

Space Cowboy Lady
The Skeeters don’t exist now
Astros gobbled them

Im a man and i
have no exes, Only weird
memories of them

Everyone fucks up
I should be eating breakfast
But im too stupid

Anyway

Are you trans now?
Is it secret or real?
I always knew

Im too stupid to be letting myself gind patterns in shit stains. I might just go crazy

How did u
Know i had a shitty
Dream last night

Hello beautiful!
Did you sleep okay last night?
#Dream Reality

Haiku will revive.
And then go forth and CONQUER.
Submit. Surrender.

Nasty ramen girl
No powder, no meat, no food
Just a soggy meal

Haiku must expand.
Haiku must conquer the world.
And you will submit.

Yes, I declare WAR.
I will fight Data-driven.
Fight it unto death.

Mauritius is hell.
But it is also heaven:
blue ocean, white sand.