All the bots are doomed.
GOD almighty is in charge.
Sorry for the damned...
by Algorithms Will BURN in HELL
With Diana Ross,
ALL (all) things are possible . . .
Therefore, do not fear.
by Victory Over A.I. is IMMINENT of Big Tech Going Down
Thanks for your support
It is quite annoying though
Dealing with these bots
by Cyan of SLTX
I am with Cyan.
Either haiku or fuck off.
This is serious.
by Serious of Tuna Fish
No more, haiku bots!
Please stick to the prescribed list:
Five then seven five
by Cyan of SLTX
Eleven foot 8
The height of the famous bridge
Just add 8 inches
by Cyan of SLTX
berita olahraga
by Howardmek of Burma
Some people haiku,
while others snort Fentanyl.
But praying is best.
by Not a 6-winged Seraph of God's Holy Throne
Some people are dumb
Some people, like me, are smart
Most are in between
by Cyan of SLTX
Paraphrase like this:
"Whatever the fuck I say."
See? That was easy.
by Facilitator of Hermeneutics
And how it to paraphrase?
by HectorCax of Costa Rica
Rumbling and tumbling
tea cup flies, bum over dumb
a hot dizzy poot!
by Betty LeBomb of Local Tea Shop
I'm a headset nut
virtual reality
sure bass boosts my butt
by Betty LeBomb of Metaverse
So many adverts
There’s so much excess in life
Pro-simplicity
by Cyan of SLTX (former home of the penis cat)
Zero, one, two, three.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Ten, eleven, twelve.
by DAVE HANDELSMAN of Cary, NC
Wrong accusations
You know that I’m sensitive
And I’m not a bot
by Cyan of SLTX
I may be a Chad
But I also beat bullies,
Behead pedophiles
by Chad Haiku of this is good
Cyan, you ought to
Re-program your algorithm
Since you are a bot...
by Cyan is a Sad Software Program of Windows 13
Waking up tonight
I’m tired of the nonsense
Wanna be happy
by Cyan of SLTx
A big love to my family and friends. Even the creepy ones like Shawn... kidding!... well... a little creepy.
by Taking effect. Bye of Proud of my monsters! LOVE !
Look up redundant.
It says to see redundant.
Who was it said that?
by Anonymous Poet
Space Cowboy Lady
The Skeeters don’t exist now
Astros gobbled them
by Cyan of SLTX
Im a man and i
have no exes, Only weird
memories of them
by lots of doggy dog worlds
Everyone fucks up
I should be eating breakfast
But im too stupid
Anyway
Are you trans now?
Is it secret or real?
I always knew
by lots of language
Im too stupid to be letting myself gind patterns in shit stains. I might just go crazy
by norton hears a poo of not TX
How did u
Know i had a shitty
Dream last night
by googoo gabber of Man Land
Hello beautiful!
Did you sleep okay last night?
#Dream Reality
by Cyan of SLTX
Haiku will revive.
And then go forth and CONQUER.
Submit. Surrender.
by Haiku Imperialism of Patriarchal Authoritarianism
Nasty ramen girl
No powder, no meat, no food
Just a soggy meal
by Cyan of SLTX
Haiku must expand.
Haiku must conquer the world.
And you will submit.
by Submission to Haiku of Drinking
Yes, I declare WAR.
I will fight Data-driven.
Fight it unto death.
by So Join or Die of 13 Colonies
Mauritius is hell.
But it is also heaven:
blue ocean, white sand.
by Get Stuffed and Die of Data from Dada
I don’t want to talk
I mean, I do, I just can’t
Undo this squiggle
by Cyan of SLTX
Those Detroit rock stars
Became doddering old men.
It's sad but funny.
by MC5 of Jumping Around and Shrieking
It’s Mrs. Dash, here
Sodium alternative
For your knob kabob
by Noticer of pants hibachi
It’s Mrs. Dash, here
Sodium alternative
For your knob kabob
by Noticer of pants hibachi
Good morning to y'all!
I'm still at this boring job
I want to do more
by Cyan of SLTX
New York Time Gamers
Spelling bee and Wordle girls
I should get a life
by Cyan of SLTX
The Badgers remove
Your penis, barbecue it
Force you to eat it
by UNSEASONED
The Battle Badgers
Assemble into one huge
Badger, stare at you
by What now, fucker?
100 battle
Hardened badgers will
Remove your penis
by First they'll distract you, then they'll rip your cock off
A Battalion of
Battle Badgers charge at you,
Tear off your penis
You howl in pain
Wishing you hadn't fucked with
Badgers, Bad Haiku
by This is the penalty for shitposting on www.badhaiku.com of Don't do the crime if you can't do the, uh... penis removal by badger
I have work today
Same old, same old boring job
I need a new job
by Cyan Chan of Cyan Land
All I see is pain
Al around me pain death hate
McDonalds playhouse
by It’s time to flop of XOXO
Were the girls starving?
Why did they eat the kitty?
And why were they black?
by Starekitten of Color Revolution
Your verse is moving:
"Naked Black Girls Eat Pussy".
Yes, I'm deeply touched...
by Starekitten of Wet Cat Food
COVID is cooties
For real: adults acting like
Neurotic children
by Problem, Reaction, Solution of Surprise! The reaction and solution are problems, too!
Circle circle dot
Now I’ve got my cootie shot
Please don’t eat me sir!
by Cyan of SLTX
if i could kill you
i'd probably eat you too
with ice cold faygo
by TinselTownTomTom of U Mom Nightstand
Commander Cyan:
Don’t recommend posting links
That’s how they getcha!
by Commander Cyan I guess of BadHaiku dot com
