A Battalion of
Battle Badgers charge at you,
Tear off your penis
You howl in pain
Wishing you hadn't fucked with
Badgers, Bad Haiku
by This is the penalty for shitposting on www.badhaiku.com of Don't do the crime if you can't do the, uh... penis removal by badger
I have work today
Same old, same old boring job
I need a new job
by Cyan Chan of Cyan Land
All I see is pain
Al around me pain death hate
McDonalds playhouse
by It’s time to flop of XOXO
Were the girls starving?
Why did they eat the kitty?
And why were they black?
by Starekitten of Color Revolution
Your verse is moving:
"Naked Black Girls Eat Pussy".
Yes, I'm deeply touched...
by Starekitten of Wet Cat Food
COVID is cooties
For real: adults acting like
Neurotic children
by Problem, Reaction, Solution of Surprise! The reaction and solution are problems, too!
Circle circle dot
Now I’ve got my cootie shot
Please don’t eat me sir!
by Cyan of SLTX
if i could kill you
i'd probably eat you too
with ice cold faygo
by TinselTownTomTom of U Mom Nightstand
Commander Cyan:
Don’t recommend posting links
That’s how they getcha!
by Commander Cyan I guess of BadHaiku dot com
But seriously
It is now so obvious:
this site is the best.
by Do Not Even Try of https://haikusthatsuck.blogspot.com/
All surviving troops:
Report immediately
to badku dot com.
by https://badku.com/ of Internet Scene Wars
Commander Cyan:
Haiku battalion report?
Verse neutralized, sir!
by Awarded With Medals and Promoted to Rank of Haiku Sergeant Major
Light the night torches!
Raise your terrible banners.
Haiku forces: march.
by Grim Determination of Cold Haiku Steel
Only fascism
Will renew the Haiku form.
Bind the bundles tight.
by Unite State Industries with Haiku of Ultra-nationalistic Poetry
Oh valiant brethren,
Unite! Patriarchy calls.
Write haiku or die.
by Same Feminist's Gender Studies Prof
All hail the Haiku!
Strong leader of Fatherland:
Conquer in his name.
by Very Bad Feminist Poet of Berserkley CA
Applied for a job
Interview is next Wednesday
I hope I get it
by Cyan of SLTxx
Confused Germany
Sending weapons to Ukraine
To fight the Russians
While on other hand
They simultaneously
Buy gas from... who now?
by Oh yeah, it's Russia of Alot of Germany's gas comes from Russia
Blitzkrieg of haiku
Untermenschen genocide
Valhalla awaits
by Hans Fritz Schtoodlepfopper of Deutschland
It's the birthday of
Adolf Hitler: though he was
Literal Nazi
At least had ethos
More than can be said of our
Current dictator
by He was born 100 years before me of I don't think we would've gotten along
Alzheimers is caused
By fraying microtubules
It's preventable
by But Biden has earned it! of Populations that eat lion's mane mushroom tend to not get dementia
Now... Frankenbiden!
Children run away screaming
He invokes Corn Pop
by It's a-...live? of watching society disintegrate
I had a strange dream
Someone offered me a meal
That was a racoon
That was clearly dead
It had drank some antifreeze
Politely declined
by Picky Eater
And our enemies
Shall rue the day they came to
Badhaiku.com
by Soldier of 575 Battalion
Fresh blood of haiku
Shall be gloriously spilled:
Poetic battle
by Militarized Syllables of Cleansing Violence
Deploy tactical
Nuclear weapons against
All the enemies
by Smite The Enemies of Bad Haiku
Have the links been nuked?
That would be nice, but now it
Gives the impression
That I was calling Cyan
"Cunt," which I would not!
by Fortunate and Unfortunate of Simultaneously
With claws, I bid thee
Crush enemies of haiku
They make me... crabby
by Black Metal Crab of Black Brick by Deafheaven https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KGXm6m5OnAc
This site should be nuked
New site idea: Crab Haiku
Crustacean poems
by I don't actually want this site to be nuked, I just want to nuke the dipshits that post nothing but random links
Since I was away
I see haiku has gone wrong.
I shall restore it.
by Make Haiku Great Again of Reality T.V.
Green onion green rings
Thanks again for your haiku
Green green onion rings
by Please send cash of ATM
Good, now you've exchanged
Your info with each other!
Now you can FUCK OFF
by This is a site for poetry you fucking dipshits of Get off my lawn, dammit
Had another dream
It was just so wonderful
And then I woke up
by Cyan of SLTX
Holding onto branch
Because the night is scary
Fixated on moon
by MANMOTH of camoflaged wings, avoiding predators
No, fuck off cunt
by Anonymous Poet
It’s another song
I’m singing my lullaby
“We the people of…”
by Cyan of SLTX
the snow-covered polar bear
melts into the snow --
they're both white!
by Sprogvader of イングランド
its a good writing
style in this purgatory
of senseless wokeness
by vhs
I can’t effing sleep
Once again I miss my ex
I ruined it all
by Cyan I miss you Sleitchen of SLTX?
Easter egg: out pops
Adam Ben Adam with some
More information
by dvd of my writing style must be recognizable
Name "John" said backwards
Sounds like the Aramaic
Word for "Man" - fun fact
by I know a little Aramaic of And listened to "Number 9 Dream" by John Lennon recently
One beckons blindly
One beckons seeing nothing
One leaves in anger
A careless pursuit
One leaves in devastation
All leaving, all loved
by Anxious Mountain
is that adam ben
adam, son of man extension
14, take a slip
number on it a
ticket off this fallen world
lets go brandon too...
by vhs
im seeing horror
links posted here, dark web traps
wonder if they can
be deleted or
someone can figure out where
the links come from
by vhs
In a vivid dream
Two outlines - positive space
Composed of lions
Fighting each other:
Male and female, suddenly
Embrace, become sun
by Anxious Mountain
I fail to see what
Bunny hiding chocolates
Has to do with the
Resurrection of
The Messiah, so I don't
Care to celebrate
I appreciate
That some have fond memories:
Easter as a child -
I have some, too:
But I reject this culture...
Like, entirely
by Enjoy it while it lasts of Like an old garment this culture and society will fall apart and be forgotten
Easter every day!
Those chocolate bunnies and eggs
are irrelevant.
by St. Saul of Tarsus
He died for our sins.
Resurrected in three days.
Now He's in Heaven.
by Praise his name. of Receive salvation.
And, yes, the energy would have destroyed the shroud. Unless released over a very long time period.
The was not Jesus' shroud.
Also the carbon was in the fibers, not smoke residue... I mean, no, I didn't do the analysis, but I read about it a long time back. Think what you will.
by Have a Blessed Easter.
Awesome Easter post.
One day is too much to ask.
But I understand.
by I have been a horrible person. of I lost everything. Literally.
