Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 27 Days and 76204 Haiku later...

The Man gone git done.
He am oppress tha PEOPLE.
Haiku gone kill he.
Haiku # 75597, May 17, 2022 10:02 am ET
by Poet of People's Party of Haikai Haibun Highball
Error: You’ve been charged
Let’s fight back against the man
Oops I’m wearing shoes
Haiku # 75596, May 17, 2022 6:53 am ET
by Cyan the Reader of SLTX
About your old shoes
How many crocodiles died
for those clodhoppers?
Haiku # 75595, May 16, 2022 7:46 pm ET
by Noticer of Footwear
Cyan is a bore
Haiku # 75594, May 16, 2022 7:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
why all this spam hate?
can't we all just get along
it's like bologna
Haiku # 75593, May 16, 2022 12:49 pm ET
by Lunicingus of U moms fridge
I am with Cyan:
Spam has become depressing.
Haiku must fight back!
Haiku # 75588, May 15, 2022 9:51 pm ET
by Haiku Never Gives In To Bots !
I hate the spam bots
And I say it everyday
And I always will
Haiku # 75585, May 15, 2022 9:54 am ET
by Cyan St. N of SLTX
Incoming famine
Pretend all is okay
This is Murica
Haiku # 75581, May 14, 2022 8:31 pm ET
by Business as Usual of About 21 missed meals away from cannibalism... unless you're already a cannibal, in which case - fuck you
What if we were gods?
Stuck on the Mt. Olympus
I am Hestia
Haiku # 75580, May 14, 2022 4:25 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
I hate the spammers
My mom always says, "Don't Hate!"
But I still hate bots
Haiku # 75578, May 14, 2022 10:26 am ET
by Cyan of SLTX babey
I will never love
Not the way I did before
Indelible mark
Haiku # 75576, May 14, 2022 8:25 am ET
by Cyan of Sltx
My parents are gone
On their way to Alaska
They bought stupid hats
Haiku # 75573, May 13, 2022 9:22 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Next step - syllable
enforcement. You can send spam
but it must conform.
Haiku # 75571, May 13, 2022 4:43 pm ET
by This is coming soon for real! of Toronto
Damn the market sucks
They should put trampolines down
On Wall Street sidewalks
Haiku # 75563, May 13, 2022 1:25 am ET
by GodsDrunkestDriver of SwagCity
My mouth waters at
Thoughts of deescalating
Nuclear conflict
Haiku # 75562, May 12, 2022 7:05 pm ET
by Saliva Steve of U mom reactor
Would you fix me if—
I was gonna do song lyrics
That’s too cringe for me
Haiku # 75561, May 12, 2022 3:53 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Oh, Ron DeSantis
Tattooed a seraphim on
My taint, or my gooch.
Haiku # 75556, May 11, 2022 10:20 pm ET
by Tickle me smellmo of Down south
Those dead baby jokes...
Circa 'seventy-seven:
they were not funny.
Haiku # 75555, May 11, 2022 10:08 pm ET
by Norma McCorvey of Woe VS. Raid
Jeans with holes in them
They used to be loose on me
But now they are tight
Haiku # 75552, May 11, 2022 5:04 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
The best policy
Don’t add extra syllables
Don’t stink up the joint
Haiku # 75549, May 11, 2022 7:13 am ET
by Noticer of Darth Tales
a meteorite falls into the old pond
- oh my god! - it’s full of stars!
Haiku # 75547, May 10, 2022 6:29 pm ET
by Sprogvader of イングランド
A seasonal test
Of the capability
To post a haiku.
Haiku # 75545, May 10, 2022 12:27 pm ET
by Adam
Listen to some more.
Write a little haiku now:
Zion's protocols.
Haiku # 75541, May 8, 2022 7:50 pm ET
by Czar Nicholas of KGB Top Secret Bake-sale
Quiet dawn. Snowfall.
Pine branches dusted with white.
Vote TRUMP (oink oink oink)
Haiku # 75540, May 8, 2022 7:46 pm ET
by Confused Deeplorable of Intertoobz
What you need to know:
Q is the true oracle.
Truth resides with Q.
Haiku # 75539, May 8, 2022 7:18 pm ET
by Bad F.B.I agent of 8 Chan
Basketball means shit.
Your cut and paste is worth shit.
Your haiku is shit.
Haiku # 75538, May 7, 2022 7:04 pm ET
by THANK YOU of You're Welcome
Working hardly works
I just got a new postcard
Now, waiting for lunch
Haiku # 75532, May 6, 2022 3:54 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Knowing of remorse
Winter's death cedes new seasons
For beautiful dreams
Haiku # 75528, May 5, 2022 9:13 pm ET
by MANMOTH
Dear Sergey Lavrov:
Sergey Lavrov
Viktorovich, sir --
Your slip is showing.
Haiku # 75524, May 5, 2022 6:31 am ET
by Slipping Fast of Slippery Slippers
Guess who’s getting hitched?
The guy from your woodshop class
Bri and Devin are!
Haiku # 75523, May 5, 2022 12:50 am ET
by Cyan CYAN Cyan of Sugar Land
Jenna Jameson
first time shaved pussy porn hub
black big ass Daniels
Haiku # 75521, May 4, 2022 5:50 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 U by ECONOMY of WORDS
The after party
Enough longpig for us all
Figpucker belches
Haiku # 75520, May 4, 2022 2:59 pm ET
by A. Cute of Angina
Bands a make her dance
Juicy J taught me that song
All these chicks poppin’….
Haiku # 75517, May 4, 2022 10:28 am ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Hello. And Bye.
Haiku # 75515, May 4, 2022 4:52 am ET
by XRumerTest
The Moo-Lacka-Moo
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
I do not like them
Haiku # 75512, May 3, 2022 6:57 pm ET
by Cyan-I-Am of SLTX
Job interview day
It’s my second interview
I hope I get it!!
Haiku # 75509, May 3, 2022 12:06 pm ET
by Cyan of SLEX and not a bot
It must be Putin.
The one thing he fears: haiku.
That's why all the spam.
Haiku # 75508, May 3, 2022 10:53 am ET
by Volodimir Zerensky of Some Country Over There Left of USSR
This site is garbage
It's just idiots and spam
Zero of five stars
Haiku # 75507, May 3, 2022 8:54 am ET
by Internet Reviews
I do not expect
Everything to be haiku
Just put effort in
Haiku # 75503, May 2, 2022 8:45 pm ET
by Death to the Infidels of Bad Haiku
Why are they spamming?
Is there an explanation?
Do bots hate haiku?
Haiku # 75502, May 2, 2022 6:54 pm ET
by Basho-bot of AI is Irrelevant
Going for a walk
on strong hallucinogens
can be refreshing...
Haiku # 75497, May 1, 2022 8:44 pm ET
by But you might get Hospitalized of Long Term
Going on a walk
Not trying to find myself
Just bored in the house
Haiku # 75496, May 1, 2022 6:45 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Modern poetics
is a stinking filthy shit.
Esthetics are dead.
Haiku # 75495, May 1, 2022 6:10 pm ET
by Think Upon This of Stench
All the bots are doomed.
GOD almighty is in charge.
Sorry for the damned...
Haiku # 75494, May 1, 2022 6:07 pm ET
by Algorithms Will BURN in HELL
With Diana Ross,
ALL (all) things are possible . . .
Therefore, do not fear.
Haiku # 75493, May 1, 2022 6:02 pm ET
by Victory Over A.I. is IMMINENT of Big Tech Going Down
Thanks for your support
It is quite annoying though
Dealing with these bots
Haiku # 75492, May 1, 2022 3:04 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
I am with Cyan.
Either haiku or fuck off.
This is serious.
Haiku # 75489, April 30, 2022 10:00 pm ET
by Serious of Tuna Fish
No more, haiku bots!
Please stick to the prescribed list:
Five then seven five
Haiku # 75488, April 30, 2022 9:16 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Eleven foot 8
The height of the famous bridge
Just add 8 inches
Haiku # 75484, April 29, 2022 4:37 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX

berita olahraga
Haiku # 75483, April 29, 2022 1:26 pm ET
by Howardmek of Burma
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