My mouth waters at
Thoughts of deescalating
Nuclear conflict
by Saliva Steve of U mom reactor
Would you fix me if—
I was gonna do song lyrics
That’s too cringe for me
by Cyan of SLTX
Oh, Ron DeSantis
Tattooed a seraphim on
My taint, or my gooch.
by Tickle me smellmo of Down south
Those dead baby jokes...
Circa 'seventy-seven:
they were not funny.
by Norma McCorvey of Woe VS. Raid
Jeans with holes in them
They used to be loose on me
But now they are tight
by Cyan of SLTX
The best policy
Don’t add extra syllables
Don’t stink up the joint
by Noticer of Darth Tales
a meteorite falls into the old pond
- oh my god! - it’s full of stars!
by Sprogvader of イングランド
A seasonal test
Of the capability
To post a haiku.
by Adam
Listen to some more.
Write a little haiku now:
Zion's protocols.
by Czar Nicholas of KGB Top Secret Bake-sale
Quiet dawn. Snowfall.
Pine branches dusted with white.
Vote TRUMP (oink oink oink)
by Confused Deeplorable of Intertoobz
What you need to know:
Q is the true oracle.
Truth resides with Q.
by Bad F.B.I agent of 8 Chan
Basketball means shit.
Your cut and paste is worth shit.
Your haiku is shit.
by THANK YOU of You're Welcome
Working hardly works
I just got a new postcard
Now, waiting for lunch
by Cyan of SLTX
Knowing of remorse
Winter's death cedes new seasons
For beautiful dreams
by MANMOTH
Dear Sergey Lavrov:
Sergey Lavrov
Viktorovich, sir --
Your slip is showing.
by Slipping Fast of Slippery Slippers
Guess who’s getting hitched?
The guy from your woodshop class
Bri and Devin are!
by Cyan CYAN Cyan of Sugar Land
Jenna Jameson
first time shaved pussy porn hub
black big ass Daniels
by Haikuized 4 U by ECONOMY of WORDS
The after party
Enough longpig for us all
Figpucker belches
by A. Cute of Angina
Bands a make her dance
Juicy J taught me that song
All these chicks poppin’….
by Cyan of SLTX
Hello. And Bye.
by XRumerTest
The Moo-Lacka-Moo
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
I do not like them
by Cyan-I-Am of SLTX
Job interview day
It’s my second interview
I hope I get it!!
by Cyan of SLEX and not a bot
It must be Putin.
The one thing he fears: haiku.
That's why all the spam.
by Volodimir Zerensky of Some Country Over There Left of USSR
This site is garbage
It's just idiots and spam
Zero of five stars
by Internet Reviews
I do not expect
Everything to be haiku
Just put effort in
by Death to the Infidels of Bad Haiku
Why are they spamming?
Is there an explanation?
Do bots hate haiku?
by Basho-bot of AI is Irrelevant
Going for a walk
on strong hallucinogens
can be refreshing...
by But you might get Hospitalized of Long Term
Going on a walk
Not trying to find myself
Just bored in the house
by Cyan of SLTX
Modern poetics
is a stinking filthy shit.
Esthetics are dead.
by Think Upon This of Stench
All the bots are doomed.
GOD almighty is in charge.
Sorry for the damned...
by Algorithms Will BURN in HELL
With Diana Ross,
ALL (all) things are possible . . .
Therefore, do not fear.
by Victory Over A.I. is IMMINENT of Big Tech Going Down
Thanks for your support
It is quite annoying though
Dealing with these bots
by Cyan of SLTX
I am with Cyan.
Either haiku or fuck off.
This is serious.
by Serious of Tuna Fish
No more, haiku bots!
Please stick to the prescribed list:
Five then seven five
by Cyan of SLTX
Eleven foot 8
The height of the famous bridge
Just add 8 inches
by Cyan of SLTX
berita olahraga
by Howardmek of Burma
Some people haiku,
while others snort Fentanyl.
But praying is best.
by Not a 6-winged Seraph of God's Holy Throne
Some people are dumb
Some people, like me, are smart
Most are in between
by Cyan of SLTX
Paraphrase like this:
"Whatever the fuck I say."
See? That was easy.
by Facilitator of Hermeneutics
And how it to paraphrase?
by HectorCax of Costa Rica
Rumbling and tumbling
tea cup flies, bum over dumb
a hot dizzy poot!
by Betty LeBomb of Local Tea Shop
I'm a headset nut
virtual reality
sure bass boosts my butt
by Betty LeBomb of Metaverse
So many adverts
There’s so much excess in life
Pro-simplicity
by Cyan of SLTX (former home of the penis cat)
Zero, one, two, three.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Ten, eleven, twelve.
by DAVE HANDELSMAN of Cary, NC
Wrong accusations
You know that I’m sensitive
And I’m not a bot
by Cyan of SLTX
I may be a Chad
But I also beat bullies,
Behead pedophiles
by Chad Haiku of this is good
Cyan, you ought to
Re-program your algorithm
Since you are a bot...
by Cyan is a Sad Software Program of Windows 13
Waking up tonight
I’m tired of the nonsense
Wanna be happy
by Cyan of SLTx
A big love to my family and friends. Even the creepy ones like Shawn... kidding!... well... a little creepy.
by Taking effect. Bye of Proud of my monsters! LOVE !
Look up redundant.
It says to see redundant.
Who was it said that?
by Anonymous Poet
