Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 194 Days and 75690 Haiku later...

The best policy
Don’t add extra syllables
Don’t stink up the joint
Haiku # 75549, May 11, 2022 7:13 am ET
by Noticer of Darth Tales
a meteorite falls into the old pond
- oh my god! - it’s full of stars!
Haiku # 75547, May 10, 2022 6:29 pm ET
by Sprogvader of イングランド
A seasonal test
Of the capability
To post a haiku.
Haiku # 75545, May 10, 2022 12:27 pm ET
by Adam
Listen to some more.
Write a little haiku now:
Zion's protocols.
Haiku # 75541, May 8, 2022 7:50 pm ET
by Czar Nicholas of KGB Top Secret Bake-sale
Quiet dawn. Snowfall.
Pine branches dusted with white.
Vote TRUMP (oink oink oink)
Haiku # 75540, May 8, 2022 7:46 pm ET
by Confused Deeplorable of Intertoobz
What you need to know:
Q is the true oracle.
Truth resides with Q.
Haiku # 75539, May 8, 2022 7:18 pm ET
by Bad F.B.I agent of 8 Chan
Basketball means shit.
Your cut and paste is worth shit.
Your haiku is shit.
Haiku # 75538, May 7, 2022 7:04 pm ET
by THANK YOU of You're Welcome
Working hardly works
I just got a new postcard
Now, waiting for lunch
Haiku # 75532, May 6, 2022 3:54 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Knowing of remorse
Winter's death cedes new seasons
For beautiful dreams
Haiku # 75528, May 5, 2022 9:13 pm ET
by MANMOTH
Dear Sergey Lavrov:
Sergey Lavrov
Viktorovich, sir --
Your slip is showing.
Haiku # 75524, May 5, 2022 6:31 am ET
by Slipping Fast of Slippery Slippers
Guess who’s getting hitched?
The guy from your woodshop class
Bri and Devin are!
Haiku # 75523, May 5, 2022 12:50 am ET
by Cyan CYAN Cyan of Sugar Land
Jenna Jameson
first time shaved pussy porn hub
black big ass Daniels
Haiku # 75521, May 4, 2022 5:50 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 U by ECONOMY of WORDS
The after party
Enough longpig for us all
Figpucker belches
Haiku # 75520, May 4, 2022 2:59 pm ET
by A. Cute of Angina
Bands a make her dance
Juicy J taught me that song
All these chicks poppin’….
Haiku # 75517, May 4, 2022 10:28 am ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Hello. And Bye.
Haiku # 75515, May 4, 2022 4:52 am ET
by XRumerTest
The Moo-Lacka-Moo
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
I do not like them
Haiku # 75512, May 3, 2022 6:57 pm ET
by Cyan-I-Am of SLTX
Job interview day
It’s my second interview
I hope I get it!!
Haiku # 75509, May 3, 2022 12:06 pm ET
by Cyan of SLEX and not a bot
It must be Putin.
The one thing he fears: haiku.
That's why all the spam.
Haiku # 75508, May 3, 2022 10:53 am ET
by Volodimir Zerensky of Some Country Over There Left of USSR
This site is garbage
It's just idiots and spam
Zero of five stars
Haiku # 75507, May 3, 2022 8:54 am ET
by Internet Reviews
I do not expect
Everything to be haiku
Just put effort in
Haiku # 75503, May 2, 2022 8:45 pm ET
by Death to the Infidels of Bad Haiku
Why are they spamming?
Is there an explanation?
Do bots hate haiku?
Haiku # 75502, May 2, 2022 6:54 pm ET
by Basho-bot of AI is Irrelevant
Going for a walk
on strong hallucinogens
can be refreshing...
Haiku # 75497, May 1, 2022 8:44 pm ET
by But you might get Hospitalized of Long Term
Going on a walk
Not trying to find myself
Just bored in the house
Haiku # 75496, May 1, 2022 6:45 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Modern poetics
is a stinking filthy shit.
Esthetics are dead.
Haiku # 75495, May 1, 2022 6:10 pm ET
by Think Upon This of Stench
All the bots are doomed.
GOD almighty is in charge.
Sorry for the damned...
Haiku # 75494, May 1, 2022 6:07 pm ET
by Algorithms Will BURN in HELL
With Diana Ross,
ALL (all) things are possible . . .
Therefore, do not fear.
Haiku # 75493, May 1, 2022 6:02 pm ET
by Victory Over A.I. is IMMINENT of Big Tech Going Down
Thanks for your support
It is quite annoying though
Dealing with these bots
Haiku # 75492, May 1, 2022 3:04 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
I am with Cyan.
Either haiku or fuck off.
This is serious.
Haiku # 75489, April 30, 2022 10:00 pm ET
by Serious of Tuna Fish
No more, haiku bots!
Please stick to the prescribed list:
Five then seven five
Haiku # 75488, April 30, 2022 9:16 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Eleven foot 8
The height of the famous bridge
Just add 8 inches
Haiku # 75484, April 29, 2022 4:37 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX

berita olahraga
Haiku # 75483, April 29, 2022 1:26 pm ET
by Howardmek of Burma
Some people haiku,
while others snort Fentanyl.
But praying is best.
Haiku # 75482, April 29, 2022 11:26 am ET
by Not a 6-winged Seraph of God's Holy Throne
Some people are dumb
Some people, like me, are smart
Most are in between
Haiku # 75481, April 29, 2022 5:23 am ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Paraphrase like this:
"Whatever the fuck I say."
See? That was easy.
Haiku # 75479, April 28, 2022 2:27 pm ET
by Facilitator of Hermeneutics
And how it to paraphrase?
Haiku # 75478, April 28, 2022 11:25 am ET
by HectorCax of Costa Rica
Rumbling and tumbling
tea cup flies, bum over dumb
a hot dizzy poot!
Haiku # 75473, April 27, 2022 7:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Local Tea Shop
I'm a headset nut
virtual reality
sure bass boosts my butt
Haiku # 75472, April 27, 2022 7:14 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Metaverse
So many adverts
There’s so much excess in life
Pro-simplicity
Haiku # 75471, April 27, 2022 12:14 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX (former home of the penis cat)
Zero, one, two, three.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Ten, eleven, twelve.
Haiku # 75469, April 27, 2022 7:06 am ET
by DAVE HANDELSMAN of Cary, NC
Wrong accusations
You know that I’m sensitive
And I’m not a bot
Haiku # 75467, April 26, 2022 7:11 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
I may be a Chad
But I also beat bullies,
Behead pedophiles
Haiku # 75466, April 26, 2022 3:11 pm ET
by Chad Haiku of this is good
Cyan, you ought to
Re-program your algorithm
Since you are a bot...
Haiku # 75465, April 26, 2022 1:53 pm ET
by Cyan is a Sad Software Program of Windows 13
Waking up tonight
I’m tired of the nonsense
Wanna be happy
Haiku # 75464, April 26, 2022 5:41 am ET
by Cyan of SLTx
A big love to my family and friends. Even the creepy ones like Shawn... kidding!... well... a little creepy.
Haiku # 75459, April 25, 2022 8:17 pm ET
by Taking effect. Bye of Proud of my monsters! LOVE !
Look up redundant.
It says to see redundant.
Who was it said that?
Haiku # 75457, April 25, 2022 8:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Space Cowboy Lady
The Skeeters don’t exist now
Astros gobbled them
Haiku # 75455, April 25, 2022 4:11 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Im a man and i
have no exes, Only weird
memories of them
Haiku # 75453, April 25, 2022 12:55 pm ET
by lots of doggy dog worlds
Everyone fucks up
I should be eating breakfast
But im too stupid

Anyway

Are you trans now?
Is it secret or real?
I always knew
Haiku # 75452, April 25, 2022 12:52 pm ET
by lots of language
Im too stupid to be letting myself gind patterns in shit stains. I might just go crazy
Haiku # 75451, April 25, 2022 12:35 pm ET
by norton hears a poo of not TX
How did u
Know i had a shitty
Dream last night
Haiku # 75450, April 25, 2022 12:31 pm ET
by googoo gabber of Man Land
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