"Cyan" is a bot,
But Darth is really a fig...
or just a pucker.
by Fig-pucking of National Haiku League
Brazil you bad boy,
You get no IMF loans.
No dessert for you.
by World Economic Fart of DAVOS
Ha ha, God exists.
I'm sorry for all of you
and for Janis, too.
by C U at Great White Throne of Cue Up Figpucker's Finely-crafted Response
Lockdown for Bill Gates!
Lock him up in his sweater,
that fake-ass doctor...
by Ignore Globalist Mandates as a Way of Life
Missing my boyfriend
Well, we actually broke up
I was dumped by him
by Cyan’s true life of I was dumped in HTX
Who got Monkey-pox?
Me no want the Monkey-pox.
WHO made Monkey-pox !
by Pox Americana of World Haiku Organization
Submit your haikus
Stories of your ancestors
This is so Stup-id
by Cyan of SLTX of course
Henry Kissinger:
"Please, please-- I'm still relevant.
Chomsky is a dud."
by "And I'm Still An Antichrist" of "Believe Me"
Ukraine has got this.
The evil Putin has lost.
On to the next lie.
by That Arson Guy of Food Industries
Her lips opened up
But not the lips that can speak
Hot lesbian porn
by Cyan of SLTX
Cassowary bird
Cassowary Crossing Zone
Bird is the word, man!
by Bird Pervert of Chin hair, New Jersey
If you’re flinging shit
You might have the monkey pox
You might be an ass
by Nurse Dirtyknees of Mobile
Calculator god
Rebel Wilson looks worse now
I love BeChloe
by Cyan of SLTX
The internet is mine!
I am clearly the greatest.
Bow in obeisance.
by Humility of Haiku Hologram
Begone, Evgeny.
Get thee to Fiji forthwith,
Foul and faithless bot.
by BertrandDXNepal of Never Trust a Bot
Damn. All y'all aint SHEET.
Y'all got sheets with holes for eyes.
Haiku extremists
by Tyrone Whiteman, Department of Haiku Homeland Security
You dare cut and paste?
Prithee sirrah. Now, taste death:
My sharpened haiku!
by Dullest Butter-knife of Gallant Kitchen
Dearest Uncle Clem:
I've not heered nuthin' from you
Since our mama died.
by Haiku Telegram of Smoky Mountains 1938
Preeze, A-meri-kan:
Differentiate. Ah-so...
Haikai no renga.
by Troubur Wiz Retta "R" of NIPPON
Haiku's BACK, bitches.
Haiku be getting REAL now.
Haiku call the shots.
by Hardest Haikai of Yokohama Lockdown
Monkey-pox virus:
It's now trending on Twitter.
Get with the new trend!
by We've Got More For You of WHO
I am the greatest
non-transgender non-woman.
I'm stunning and brave.
by Celebrate Me NOW of Mental Nation
I am the first one:
A non-transgender woman
with a huge willie.
by A Man is a Woman of COURSE
You abuse my sun.
My great gold African sun.
Ehh. You are foolish.
by Mfupe Mwanamjinga of Uppsala Sweden
My eyes cannot see
Woke up in total darkness
Crusty eye shut closed
by Cyan of SLTX in bed
Smell of champions
Wafting over jasmine blooms
Jock strap serenade
by Football of Football football
Do I smell onions?
Is it the halitosis
of Darth Figpucker?
by Shrek of A voice in your head
This site is so done.
It's totally gone to shit.
Two people and bots...
by Calling it Quits for Janis of Toronto
One another's hands
Holding my hand holding yours
Hand-hold inception
by Cyan of SLTX @ work
You are so funny.
You've invented a new word:
"ameratuer"
by Al Haji Mandelbaum of Bhutan, NJ
Last night: went on date
Felt super weird about it
Now I’m crying UGH
by Cyan of I don’t wanna be on this planet
I am cyrillic.
I am minion of Putin.
I am an onion.
by Bot Who Posts Porn Links As "Haiku"
Toto by Afric'
Worst song ever made. Ever.
Listening on loop
by Cyan CYAN cyan Cyan of SLTX BABEYYYY sugar land all day
I am happy bot.
I make a haiku for you.
God bless the white race !
by Chinese Technology of Afrika
Tom Boseley's man-thing
loves both you and your fake god
(the one on your lawn).
by Imam Al Sharif Hirschwitz of Lawn Guyland NY
Fuck you and your god
Because you are both sexy
Tom Bosley's penis
by This means I like you
Good afternoon, sir
I’m sending you a message
I miss you a lot!
by Cyan CYAN of Here
clap back snack attack
rank ass pussy be sweatin
ruining my lunch
by Lunicingus of French Hair Pie
You still are pretty,
Especially with that beard
and the pink tutu.
by Cyanophile Society of North America
I was so pretty
But then I got infected
Cursed zombie princess
by Cyan of SLTX but I wish I was in Twilight
Library visit
Let me get you a new card!
Rules: No Food Allowed
by Cyan of SLTX
when i was your age
i was older than you are -
time is the man, man
by Lunicingus of U moms clock
That young cad Elon..
How DARE he ask them about
How many are bots.
by Bots and Bots of Them are Programable
The Man gone git done.
He am oppress tha PEOPLE.
Haiku gone kill he.
by Poet of People's Party of Haikai Haibun Highball
Error: You’ve been charged
Let’s fight back against the man
Oops I’m wearing shoes
by Cyan the Reader of SLTX
About your old shoes
How many crocodiles died
for those clodhoppers?
by Noticer of Footwear
Cyan is a bore
by Anonymous Poet
why all this spam hate?
can't we all just get along
it's like bologna
by Lunicingus of U moms fridge
I am with Cyan:
Spam has become depressing.
Haiku must fight back!
by Haiku Never Gives In To Bots !
I hate the spam bots
And I say it everyday
And I always will
by Cyan St. N of SLTX
