Dearest Uncle Clem:
I've not heered nuthin' from you
Since our mama died.
by Haiku Telegram of Smoky Mountains 1938
Preeze, A-meri-kan:
Differentiate. Ah-so...
Haikai no renga.
by Troubur Wiz Retta "R" of NIPPON
Haiku's BACK, bitches.
Haiku be getting REAL now.
Haiku call the shots.
by Hardest Haikai of Yokohama Lockdown
Monkey-pox virus:
It's now trending on Twitter.
Get with the new trend!
by We've Got More For You of WHO
I am the greatest
non-transgender non-woman.
I'm stunning and brave.
by Celebrate Me NOW of Mental Nation
I am the first one:
A non-transgender woman
with a huge willie.
by A Man is a Woman of COURSE
You abuse my sun.
My great gold African sun.
Ehh. You are foolish.
by Mfupe Mwanamjinga of Uppsala Sweden
My eyes cannot see
Woke up in total darkness
Crusty eye shut closed
by Cyan of SLTX in bed
Smell of champions
Wafting over jasmine blooms
Jock strap serenade
by Football of Football football
Do I smell onions?
Is it the halitosis
of Darth Figpucker?
by Shrek of A voice in your head
This site is so done.
It's totally gone to shit.
Two people and bots...
by Calling it Quits for Janis of Toronto
One another's hands
Holding my hand holding yours
Hand-hold inception
by Cyan of SLTX @ work
You are so funny.
You've invented a new word:
"ameratuer"
by Al Haji Mandelbaum of Bhutan, NJ
Last night: went on date
Felt super weird about it
Now I’m crying UGH
by Cyan of I don’t wanna be on this planet
I am cyrillic.
I am minion of Putin.
I am an onion.
by Bot Who Posts Porn Links As "Haiku"
Toto by Afric'
Worst song ever made. Ever.
Listening on loop
by Cyan CYAN cyan Cyan of SLTX BABEYYYY sugar land all day
I am happy bot.
I make a haiku for you.
God bless the white race !
by Chinese Technology of Afrika
Tom Boseley's man-thing
loves both you and your fake god
(the one on your lawn).
by Imam Al Sharif Hirschwitz of Lawn Guyland NY
Fuck you and your god
Because you are both sexy
Tom Bosley's penis
by This means I like you
Good afternoon, sir
I’m sending you a message
I miss you a lot!
by Cyan CYAN of Here
clap back snack attack
rank ass pussy be sweatin
ruining my lunch
by Lunicingus of French Hair Pie
You still are pretty,
Especially with that beard
and the pink tutu.
by Cyanophile Society of North America
I was so pretty
But then I got infected
Cursed zombie princess
by Cyan of SLTX but I wish I was in Twilight
Library visit
Let me get you a new card!
Rules: No Food Allowed
by Cyan of SLTX
when i was your age
i was older than you are -
time is the man, man
by Lunicingus of U moms clock
That young cad Elon..
How DARE he ask them about
How many are bots.
by Bots and Bots of Them are Programable
The Man gone git done.
He am oppress tha PEOPLE.
Haiku gone kill he.
by Poet of People's Party of Haikai Haibun Highball
Error: You’ve been charged
Let’s fight back against the man
Oops I’m wearing shoes
by Cyan the Reader of SLTX
About your old shoes
How many crocodiles died
for those clodhoppers?
by Noticer of Footwear
Cyan is a bore
by Anonymous Poet
why all this spam hate?
can't we all just get along
it's like bologna
by Lunicingus of U moms fridge
I am with Cyan:
Spam has become depressing.
Haiku must fight back!
by Haiku Never Gives In To Bots !
I hate the spam bots
And I say it everyday
And I always will
by Cyan St. N of SLTX
Incoming famine
Pretend all is okay
This is Murica
by Business as Usual of About 21 missed meals away from cannibalism... unless you're already a cannibal, in which case - fuck you
What if we were gods?
Stuck on the Mt. Olympus
I am Hestia
by Cyan of SLTX
I hate the spammers
My mom always says, "Don't Hate!"
But I still hate bots
by Cyan of SLTX babey
I will never love
Not the way I did before
Indelible mark
by Cyan of Sltx
My parents are gone
On their way to Alaska
They bought stupid hats
by Cyan of SLTX
Next step - syllable
enforcement. You can send spam
but it must conform.
by This is coming soon for real! of Toronto
Damn the market sucks
They should put trampolines down
On Wall Street sidewalks
by GodsDrunkestDriver of SwagCity
My mouth waters at
Thoughts of deescalating
Nuclear conflict
by Saliva Steve of U mom reactor
Would you fix me if—
I was gonna do song lyrics
That’s too cringe for me
by Cyan of SLTX
Oh, Ron DeSantis
Tattooed a seraphim on
My taint, or my gooch.
by Tickle me smellmo of Down south
Those dead baby jokes...
Circa 'seventy-seven:
they were not funny.
by Norma McCorvey of Woe VS. Raid
Jeans with holes in them
They used to be loose on me
But now they are tight
by Cyan of SLTX
The best policy
Don’t add extra syllables
Don’t stink up the joint
by Noticer of Darth Tales
a meteorite falls into the old pond
- oh my god! - it’s full of stars!
by Sprogvader of イングランド
A seasonal test
Of the capability
To post a haiku.
by Adam
Listen to some more.
Write a little haiku now:
Zion's protocols.
by Czar Nicholas of KGB Top Secret Bake-sale
Quiet dawn. Snowfall.
Pine branches dusted with white.
Vote TRUMP (oink oink oink)
by Confused Deeplorable of Intertoobz
