Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 38 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

I have missed you, Darth
You helped me through a dark time
Step into the light
Haiku # 74922, February 16, 2022 4:32 pm ET
by Starkitten of Sincerity
My favorite ice cream
Chocolate with chocolate chips
Inside of a cone
Haiku # 74921, February 16, 2022 4:31 pm ET
by Cyan — for real of SlTX
Noticer is she
Also known as Starkitten
Purrcific Northwest
Haiku # 74920, February 16, 2022 4:29 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Muscle Milk talking?
I choose Darth Figpucker's wrath
You gonna throw cheese?
Haiku # 74919, February 16, 2022 4:27 pm ET
by Cheddar of Incoming!!
Darth's favorite ice cream
The kind a little kid drops
on the cruel sidewalk
Haiku # 74918, February 16, 2022 4:24 pm ET
by Jerker of Tears
What about ice cream?
What's your favorite brand/flavor?
Noticer knows mine.
Haiku # 74917, February 16, 2022 3:46 pm ET
by He knows everything about me.
What's March twenty-two.
What could you be waiting for?
The death of the Darth?
Haiku # 74916, February 16, 2022 3:44 pm ET
by Cyan is noticer pretending to be Darth. of Bring balance to The Farts.
March 22nd
I will be waiting for it
Or I will be dead
Haiku # 74915, February 16, 2022 2:47 pm ET
by Cyan of Scheming or dying those are the only options
I am not Janis
Janis has nuked my poems
The really sad ones
Haiku # 74914, February 16, 2022 2:38 pm ET
by Cyan who is tired of everything
I miss vhs,
ash, iamback, and others.
Cyan is Janis.

And Janis is noticer, the naughty enticer, icer of drinks for the brain freeze slushy of the soul scorcher.
Pain increases, the lease is expired, I've been fired.
LIVE! BE HAPPY NOW! OR FACE MY WRATH!

What's your favorite ice cream. Anyone? Ever mix it with Bailey's or some other fine liquer? That's a nice thing to do... make it for someone you care about as a surprise. I order you. Do it today! Before it's too late!
Haiku # 74913, February 16, 2022 1:57 pm ET
by Sponsored by Haagen-Dazs of Fine ice cream made with premium ingredients. https://www.icecream.com/us/en/brands/haagen-dazs
That extra Cyan was a Darth!
Haiku # 74912, February 16, 2022 1:33 pm ET
by Spectrum of Light
That extra syllable was a fart
Haiku # 74911, February 16, 2022 1:25 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
What a gorgeous day
I just got some new stickers
I want to gift them
Haiku # 74910, February 16, 2022 1:22 pm ET
by Cyan of Here
I still have that crush

But, let's keep it on the hush
I like it slow, no rush
Haiku # 74909, February 16, 2022 12:37 pm ET
by John of Flushing, New York
Yes, well, OK Darth.
Your split personalities
Are all on display.
Haiku # 74908, February 16, 2022 12:14 pm ET
by Circus of Your Soul
That's hardly a sin.
Try to be a good person.
Get on with your life.

We all do dumb stuff
we wish that we could take back.
My whole life's like that.
Haiku # 74906, February 16, 2022 10:11 am ET
by I'm sure you noticed. of Change now and you won't die with head full of regrets... might be too late for me.
The worst sin I’ve done?
I do not want to improve
So it is all moot
Haiku # 74905, February 16, 2022 9:56 am ET
by Cyan Chan of SlTX
Okay... what the hell did you do so unforgivable?
Bomb nursing homes?
Child prostitution ring?
Nursing home prostitution ring?
Purposely spread HIV?
Left home w/o mask?
Bought single-use plastic?
Imitate another poet?

Jesus forgives you.
But will you forgive yourself?
That is what matters.
Haiku # 74904, February 16, 2022 9:48 am ET
by Be your own savior. of Give Jesus a break.
The two other syllables were dog farts
Haiku # 74903, February 16, 2022 9:34 am ET
by Noticer of Details
I don’t want to live
In a world of my own wrongs
Unforgivable
Haiku # 74902, February 16, 2022 9:09 am ET
by Cyan Cheyenne Sigh Anne of You know where
You won't believe it,
but, yes, I really do care.
It's time I should go.

I don't want to see
Cyan die by cyanide.
Or anything else.
Haiku # 74901, February 16, 2022 8:31 am ET
by Be good.
Are you afraid then
And by that I mean of change
This is Bad Haiku!
Haiku # 74900, February 16, 2022 7:31 am ET
by Cyan of Sugar Land of Why do you care where the old poets have gone
I'll charge admission.
Twenty dollars at the door.
One million to leave!
Haiku # 74899, February 16, 2022 7:11 am ET
by Where are the old poets? of The ways and means are clear!
Here's my strategy.
I must empty out my skull
to trap them inside.
Haiku # 74898, February 16, 2022 7:07 am ET
by I'll tell them it's a party. of And it will be fun.
A lethal dose is
about twenty-five grams and
would be kind of slow.

But let's talk demons.
I inhabit their thick heads.
They love me for it.
Haiku # 74897, February 16, 2022 7:02 am ET
by But I want to get paid!
#70510 & #70512

NaNO2 ???
Are U effing kidding me?
Well preserved I guess.
Haiku # 74896, February 16, 2022 6:45 am ET
by I noticed a while back. of Bird nerd turd word curds & whey. Absurd 2022 diet.
Three legged hound dog
hunches out three logs of poop
each five syllables
Haiku # 74895, February 16, 2022 3:50 am ET
by No dog would think of these rotten verses
Depressed or lazy
The thought taunts me every day
I wish it would change
Haiku # 74894, February 16, 2022 12:22 am ET
by Ggg
I’m thinking about
All the mistakes I done made
And the future ones
Haiku # 74893, February 15, 2022 11:52 pm ET
by Cyan the one who always has to make everything about her and her silly things of The same city we met
Where does love reside
Perhaps the sole of the shoe?
Should you consider
Haiku # 74892, February 15, 2022 10:30 pm ET
by right
The day is now set
Let’s just end it all right now
Sodium nitrite
Haiku # 74890, February 15, 2022 7:00 pm ET
by You know who of SLTX
Sometimes you know it
When you know you’re gonna die
I think I’m ready
Haiku # 74889, February 15, 2022 12:39 pm ET
by Guess who— of course it’s Cyan
Haiku haiku hi
I wish I could have said bye
Well, that’s all then folks
Haiku # 74888, February 15, 2022 10:59 am ET
by Cyan oh cyan of Not in Canada, actually in Sugar Land
Charlie Nicole Tat:
Another winner right there.
Can't even haiku.
Haiku # 74887, February 15, 2022 10:49 am ET
by Rimouski of Estonia, A.I.
Media divides.
I see the true enemy.
But now it's too late.
Haiku # 74885, February 15, 2022 10:13 am ET
by Click
I wish I could live
And by live I mean exist
In the world I made
Haiku # 74884, February 15, 2022 6:57 am ET
by Cyan-chan of Sugar Lan
Who is this Cyan?
Is this a soap opera now?
Where's Darth Figpucker?
Haiku # 74883, February 15, 2022 1:04 am ET
by Starkitten of Purrcific Northwest
Well I also did
Some pretty fucked up things like
Threatening to die
Haiku # 74881, February 14, 2022 1:07 pm ET
by Cyan who is embarrassed of all the bad shit she did
I didn’t cheat or
Or anything of the sort
I just failed at school
Haiku # 74880, February 14, 2022 1:05 pm ET
by Cyan who is in her seventh year of being a college freshman
Encino kitchen
Imprint of mens size ten boot
Dusty New York Strip
Haiku # 74879, February 14, 2022 12:44 pm ET
by Food Fighter of Holiday Inn Encino, California
So what did you do?
Cheat, kill his folks, fart in car?
Career over love?
Haiku # 74877, February 14, 2022 10:10 am ET
by Call him up and tell him how u feel. If he says no, move on. All you can do.
I miss him because
I made some bad decisions
He broke up with me
Haiku # 74876, February 14, 2022 8:15 am ET
by Cyan is tired of acting like she’s fine
ever wonder why
good people suffer - not I
Jesus said fuck ‘em
Haiku # 74875, February 14, 2022 6:53 am ET
by Other apostle of Sometimes he was grumpy
underneath the cross
a three legged dog lay flat
jesus didn’t budge
Haiku # 74874, February 14, 2022 6:52 am ET
by other apostle of Golgotha holiday inn
You will get him back.
With help from God's assassin.
Dead men are faithful.
Haiku # 74873, February 14, 2022 5:25 am ET
by Necromongers!!!! of HU-AH!!!!
Okay I will play,
Why do you miss your boyfriend?
Let us not pretend
Haiku # 74872, February 14, 2022 3:14 am ET
by Easy to offend
I know your mother
She says you should go to sleep
The muffin is moist
Haiku # 74871, February 14, 2022 3:09 am ET
by Trans in dental
Yeah, who dat ate shat
I will ball your foot soonly
Aged babboonly
Haiku # 74870, February 14, 2022 2:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Baby cosmetics
Because ugly kids are food
Lock up your mother
Haiku # 74869, February 14, 2022 2:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think that, sadly
I might be in love with you
I’ll evaporate
Haiku # 74868, February 13, 2022 11:33 pm ET
by You make me sick of life
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