The two other syllables were dog farts
by Noticer of Details
I don’t want to live
In a world of my own wrongs
Unforgivable
by Cyan Cheyenne Sigh Anne of You know where
You won't believe it,
but, yes, I really do care.
It's time I should go.
I don't want to see
Cyan die by cyanide.
Or anything else.
by Be good.
Are you afraid then
And by that I mean of change
This is Bad Haiku!
by Cyan of Sugar Land of Why do you care where the old poets have gone
I'll charge admission.
Twenty dollars at the door.
One million to leave!
by Where are the old poets? of The ways and means are clear!
Here's my strategy.
I must empty out my skull
to trap them inside.
by I'll tell them it's a party. of And it will be fun.
A lethal dose is
about twenty-five grams and
would be kind of slow.
But let's talk demons.
I inhabit their thick heads.
They love me for it.
by But I want to get paid!
#70510 & #70512
NaNO2 ???
Are U effing kidding me?
Well preserved I guess.
by I noticed a while back. of Bird nerd turd word curds & whey. Absurd 2022 diet.
Three legged hound dog
hunches out three logs of poop
each five syllables
by No dog would think of these rotten verses
Depressed or lazy
The thought taunts me every day
I wish it would change
by Ggg
I’m thinking about
All the mistakes I done made
And the future ones
by Cyan the one who always has to make everything about her and her silly things of The same city we met
Where does love reside
Perhaps the sole of the shoe?
Should you consider
by right
The day is now set
Let’s just end it all right now
Sodium nitrite
by You know who of SLTX
Sometimes you know it
When you know you’re gonna die
I think I’m ready
by Guess who— of course it’s Cyan
Haiku haiku hi
I wish I could have said bye
Well, that’s all then folks
by Cyan oh cyan of Not in Canada, actually in Sugar Land
Charlie Nicole Tat:
Another winner right there.
Can't even haiku.
by Rimouski of Estonia, A.I.
Media divides.
I see the true enemy.
But now it's too late.
by Click
I wish I could live
And by live I mean exist
In the world I made
by Cyan-chan of Sugar Lan
Who is this Cyan?
Is this a soap opera now?
Where's Darth Figpucker?
by Starkitten of Purrcific Northwest
Well I also did
Some pretty fucked up things like
Threatening to die
by Cyan who is embarrassed of all the bad shit she did
I didn’t cheat or
Or anything of the sort
I just failed at school
by Cyan who is in her seventh year of being a college freshman
Encino kitchen
Imprint of mens size ten boot
Dusty New York Strip
by Food Fighter of Holiday Inn Encino, California
So what did you do?
Cheat, kill his folks, fart in car?
Career over love?
by Call him up and tell him how u feel. If he says no, move on. All you can do.
I miss him because
I made some bad decisions
He broke up with me
by Cyan is tired of acting like she’s fine
ever wonder why
good people suffer - not I
Jesus said fuck ‘em
by Other apostle of Sometimes he was grumpy
underneath the cross
a three legged dog lay flat
jesus didn’t budge
by other apostle of Golgotha holiday inn
You will get him back.
With help from God's assassin.
Dead men are faithful.
by Necromongers!!!! of HU-AH!!!!
Okay I will play,
Why do you miss your boyfriend?
Let us not pretend
by Easy to offend
I know your mother
She says you should go to sleep
The muffin is moist
by Trans in dental
Yeah, who dat ate shat
I will ball your foot soonly
Aged babboonly
by Anonymous Poet
Baby cosmetics
Because ugly kids are food
Lock up your mother
by Anonymous Poet
I think that, sadly
I might be in love with you
I’ll evaporate
by You make me sick of life
Disney Princesses
Happily Ever After
And other lies told
by Cyan of I’m still here
Urghh ulppp now I puke,
Filling your mind with my verse.
Can you smell it yet?
by That Old Fragrance of Haiku
A broken record
Again and again I say,
“I miss my boyfriend”
by Cyan is lonely and full of Longing
Psychic paper guy!
Ooh Doctor, you *soniced* her
Sexy River Song
by Cyan is a total nerd and will always have a love of Doctor Who
Your "science" is shit.
So go ahead. Censor me.
You must repent now.
by The Holy Spirit
Yup, I trust science
Much more reliable than
Some anti vax dumbshit
by Satan herself
You need more than three.
Three doses is not enough.
You need MORE boosters.
by Cause Satan Sez So
I'm calling on God
While working at the psych ward
with an assassin.
by Can't Say More But He Is Friendly
I am so tired
I feel cheated and worn down
What are y’all doing?
by Cyan is tired of Life
Medical tyrants.
They're being paid to kill you.
Don't trust the "science".
by Skepticism is now Illegal
Let it now be known:
I have become a Muslim.
I, Darth Figpucker.
by Starkitten of Glaswegian Library
If Cyan is Darth,
we need to know about it.
Form a committee.
by Scientific Method of Darth Fig-something
Boston M of S?
As a kid I loved that place.
But science has died.
by Bwawston Rawx of Go Sawx
I’m hardly working
There are so many darn kids
Science Museum
by Cyan who is wasting company time and not thinking of the consequences
Torturing myself
Looking at old photographs
I should just move on
by Cyan is again making a fool of Herself
Is your aunt the Pope?
That would work for everyone.
Talk to a bishop.
by Hail Mary Mother of God
My aunt just called me
My cousin needs a sponsor
For the Catholic Church
by Cyan is tired of Confirmation Politics
Woe, woe unto thee!
Thou hast written bad haiku.
Thou shalt have great shame.
by The Haiku Apostle of Lyrical Vengeance
