Darth's favorite ice cream
The kind a little kid drops
on the cruel sidewalk
by Jerker of Tears
What about ice cream?
What's your favorite brand/flavor?
Noticer knows mine.
by He knows everything about me.
What's March twenty-two.
What could you be waiting for?
The death of the Darth?
by Cyan is noticer pretending to be Darth. of Bring balance to The Farts.
March 22nd
I will be waiting for it
Or I will be dead
by Cyan of Scheming or dying those are the only options
I am not Janis
Janis has nuked my poems
The really sad ones
by Cyan who is tired of everything
I miss vhs,
ash, iamback, and others.
Cyan is Janis.
And Janis is noticer, the naughty enticer, icer of drinks for the brain freeze slushy of the soul scorcher.
Pain increases, the lease is expired, I've been fired.
LIVE! BE HAPPY NOW! OR FACE MY WRATH!
What's your favorite ice cream. Anyone? Ever mix it with Bailey's or some other fine liquer? That's a nice thing to do... make it for someone you care about as a surprise. I order you. Do it today! Before it's too late!
by Sponsored by Haagen-Dazs of Fine ice cream made with premium ingredients. https://www.icecream.com/us/en/brands/haagen-dazs
That extra Cyan was a Darth!
by Spectrum of Light
That extra syllable was a fart
by Noticer of Details
What a gorgeous day
I just got some new stickers
I want to gift them
by Cyan of Here
I still have that crush
But, let's keep it on the hush
I like it slow, no rush
by John of Flushing, New York
Yes, well, OK Darth.
Your split personalities
Are all on display.
by Circus of Your Soul
That's hardly a sin.
Try to be a good person.
Get on with your life.
We all do dumb stuff
we wish that we could take back.
My whole life's like that.
by I'm sure you noticed. of Change now and you won't die with head full of regrets... might be too late for me.
The worst sin I’ve done?
I do not want to improve
So it is all moot
by Cyan Chan of SlTX
Okay... what the hell did you do so unforgivable?
Bomb nursing homes?
Child prostitution ring?
Nursing home prostitution ring?
Purposely spread HIV?
Left home w/o mask?
Bought single-use plastic?
Imitate another poet?
Jesus forgives you.
But will you forgive yourself?
That is what matters.
by Be your own savior. of Give Jesus a break.
The two other syllables were dog farts
by Noticer of Details
I don’t want to live
In a world of my own wrongs
Unforgivable
by Cyan Cheyenne Sigh Anne of You know where
You won't believe it,
but, yes, I really do care.
It's time I should go.
I don't want to see
Cyan die by cyanide.
Or anything else.
by Be good.
Are you afraid then
And by that I mean of change
This is Bad Haiku!
by Cyan of Sugar Land of Why do you care where the old poets have gone
I'll charge admission.
Twenty dollars at the door.
One million to leave!
by Where are the old poets? of The ways and means are clear!
Here's my strategy.
I must empty out my skull
to trap them inside.
by I'll tell them it's a party. of And it will be fun.
A lethal dose is
about twenty-five grams and
would be kind of slow.
But let's talk demons.
I inhabit their thick heads.
They love me for it.
by But I want to get paid!
#70510 & #70512
NaNO2 ???
Are U effing kidding me?
Well preserved I guess.
by I noticed a while back. of Bird nerd turd word curds & whey. Absurd 2022 diet.
Three legged hound dog
hunches out three logs of poop
each five syllables
by No dog would think of these rotten verses
Depressed or lazy
The thought taunts me every day
I wish it would change
by Ggg
I’m thinking about
All the mistakes I done made
And the future ones
by Cyan the one who always has to make everything about her and her silly things of The same city we met
Where does love reside
Perhaps the sole of the shoe?
Should you consider
by right
The day is now set
Let’s just end it all right now
Sodium nitrite
by You know who of SLTX
Sometimes you know it
When you know you’re gonna die
I think I’m ready
by Guess who— of course it’s Cyan
Haiku haiku hi
I wish I could have said bye
Well, that’s all then folks
by Cyan oh cyan of Not in Canada, actually in Sugar Land
Charlie Nicole Tat:
Another winner right there.
Can't even haiku.
by Rimouski of Estonia, A.I.
Media divides.
I see the true enemy.
But now it's too late.
by Click
I wish I could live
And by live I mean exist
In the world I made
by Cyan-chan of Sugar Lan
Who is this Cyan?
Is this a soap opera now?
Where's Darth Figpucker?
by Starkitten of Purrcific Northwest
Well I also did
Some pretty fucked up things like
Threatening to die
by Cyan who is embarrassed of all the bad shit she did
I didn’t cheat or
Or anything of the sort
I just failed at school
by Cyan who is in her seventh year of being a college freshman
Encino kitchen
Imprint of mens size ten boot
Dusty New York Strip
by Food Fighter of Holiday Inn Encino, California
So what did you do?
Cheat, kill his folks, fart in car?
Career over love?
by Call him up and tell him how u feel. If he says no, move on. All you can do.
I miss him because
I made some bad decisions
He broke up with me
by Cyan is tired of acting like she’s fine
ever wonder why
good people suffer - not I
Jesus said fuck ‘em
by Other apostle of Sometimes he was grumpy
underneath the cross
a three legged dog lay flat
jesus didn’t budge
by other apostle of Golgotha holiday inn
You will get him back.
With help from God's assassin.
Dead men are faithful.
by Necromongers!!!! of HU-AH!!!!
Okay I will play,
Why do you miss your boyfriend?
Let us not pretend
by Easy to offend
I know your mother
She says you should go to sleep
The muffin is moist
by Trans in dental
Yeah, who dat ate shat
I will ball your foot soonly
Aged babboonly
by Anonymous Poet
Baby cosmetics
Because ugly kids are food
Lock up your mother
by Anonymous Poet
I think that, sadly
I might be in love with you
I’ll evaporate
by You make me sick of life
Disney Princesses
Happily Ever After
And other lies told
by Cyan of I’m still here
Urghh ulppp now I puke,
Filling your mind with my verse.
Can you smell it yet?
by That Old Fragrance of Haiku
A broken record
Again and again I say,
“I miss my boyfriend”
by Cyan is lonely and full of Longing
Psychic paper guy!
Ooh Doctor, you *soniced* her
Sexy River Song
by Cyan is a total nerd and will always have a love of Doctor Who
