Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #74913
I miss vhs,
ash, iamback, and others.
Cyan is Janis.

And Janis is noticer, the naughty enticer, icer of drinks for the brain freeze slushy of the soul scorcher.
Pain increases, the lease is expired, I've been fired.
LIVE! BE HAPPY NOW! OR FACE MY WRATH!

What's your favorite ice cream. Anyone? Ever mix it with Bailey's or some other fine liquer? That's a nice thing to do... make it for someone you care about as a surprise. I order you. Do it today! Before it's too late!
Haiku #74913
Posted: February 16, 2022 1:57 pm ET
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