Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 48 Days and 77439 Haiku later...

That's hardly a sin.
Try to be a good person.
Get on with your life.

We all do dumb stuff
we wish that we could take back.
My whole life's like that.
Haiku # 74906, February 16, 2022 10:11 am ET
by I'm sure you noticed. of Change now and you won't die with head full of regrets... might be too late for me.
The worst sin I’ve done?
I do not want to improve
So it is all moot
Haiku # 74905, February 16, 2022 9:56 am ET
by Cyan Chan of SlTX
Okay... what the hell did you do so unforgivable?
Bomb nursing homes?
Child prostitution ring?
Nursing home prostitution ring?
Purposely spread HIV?
Left home w/o mask?
Bought single-use plastic?
Imitate another poet?

Jesus forgives you.
But will you forgive yourself?
That is what matters.
Haiku # 74904, February 16, 2022 9:48 am ET
by Be your own savior. of Give Jesus a break.
The two other syllables were dog farts
Haiku # 74903, February 16, 2022 9:34 am ET
by Noticer of Details
I don’t want to live
In a world of my own wrongs
Unforgivable
Haiku # 74902, February 16, 2022 9:09 am ET
by Cyan Cheyenne Sigh Anne of You know where
You won't believe it,
but, yes, I really do care.
It's time I should go.

I don't want to see
Cyan die by cyanide.
Or anything else.
Haiku # 74901, February 16, 2022 8:31 am ET
by Be good.
Are you afraid then
And by that I mean of change
This is Bad Haiku!
Haiku # 74900, February 16, 2022 7:31 am ET
by Cyan of Sugar Land of Why do you care where the old poets have gone
I'll charge admission.
Twenty dollars at the door.
One million to leave!
Haiku # 74899, February 16, 2022 7:11 am ET
by Where are the old poets? of The ways and means are clear!
Here's my strategy.
I must empty out my skull
to trap them inside.
Haiku # 74898, February 16, 2022 7:07 am ET
by I'll tell them it's a party. of And it will be fun.
A lethal dose is
about twenty-five grams and
would be kind of slow.

But let's talk demons.
I inhabit their thick heads.
They love me for it.
Haiku # 74897, February 16, 2022 7:02 am ET
by But I want to get paid!
#70510 & #70512

NaNO2 ???
Are U effing kidding me?
Well preserved I guess.
Haiku # 74896, February 16, 2022 6:45 am ET
by I noticed a while back. of Bird nerd turd word curds & whey. Absurd 2022 diet.
Three legged hound dog
hunches out three logs of poop
each five syllables
Haiku # 74895, February 16, 2022 3:50 am ET
by No dog would think of these rotten verses
Depressed or lazy
The thought taunts me every day
I wish it would change
Haiku # 74894, February 16, 2022 12:22 am ET
by Ggg
I’m thinking about
All the mistakes I done made
And the future ones
Haiku # 74893, February 15, 2022 11:52 pm ET
by Cyan the one who always has to make everything about her and her silly things of The same city we met
Where does love reside
Perhaps the sole of the shoe?
Should you consider
Haiku # 74892, February 15, 2022 10:30 pm ET
by right
The day is now set
Let’s just end it all right now
Sodium nitrite
Haiku # 74890, February 15, 2022 7:00 pm ET
by You know who of SLTX
Sometimes you know it
When you know you’re gonna die
I think I’m ready
Haiku # 74889, February 15, 2022 12:39 pm ET
by Guess who— of course it’s Cyan
Haiku haiku hi
I wish I could have said bye
Well, that’s all then folks
Haiku # 74888, February 15, 2022 10:59 am ET
by Cyan oh cyan of Not in Canada, actually in Sugar Land
Charlie Nicole Tat:
Another winner right there.
Can't even haiku.
Haiku # 74887, February 15, 2022 10:49 am ET
by Rimouski of Estonia, A.I.
Media divides.
I see the true enemy.
But now it's too late.
Haiku # 74885, February 15, 2022 10:13 am ET
by Click
I wish I could live
And by live I mean exist
In the world I made
Haiku # 74884, February 15, 2022 6:57 am ET
by Cyan-chan of Sugar Lan
Who is this Cyan?
Is this a soap opera now?
Where's Darth Figpucker?
Haiku # 74883, February 15, 2022 1:04 am ET
by Starkitten of Purrcific Northwest
Well I also did
Some pretty fucked up things like
Threatening to die
Haiku # 74881, February 14, 2022 1:07 pm ET
by Cyan who is embarrassed of all the bad shit she did
I didn’t cheat or
Or anything of the sort
I just failed at school
Haiku # 74880, February 14, 2022 1:05 pm ET
by Cyan who is in her seventh year of being a college freshman
Encino kitchen
Imprint of mens size ten boot
Dusty New York Strip
Haiku # 74879, February 14, 2022 12:44 pm ET
by Food Fighter of Holiday Inn Encino, California
So what did you do?
Cheat, kill his folks, fart in car?
Career over love?
Haiku # 74877, February 14, 2022 10:10 am ET
by Call him up and tell him how u feel. If he says no, move on. All you can do.
I miss him because
I made some bad decisions
He broke up with me
Haiku # 74876, February 14, 2022 8:15 am ET
by Cyan is tired of acting like she’s fine
ever wonder why
good people suffer - not I
Jesus said fuck ‘em
Haiku # 74875, February 14, 2022 6:53 am ET
by Other apostle of Sometimes he was grumpy
underneath the cross
a three legged dog lay flat
jesus didn’t budge
Haiku # 74874, February 14, 2022 6:52 am ET
by other apostle of Golgotha holiday inn
You will get him back.
With help from God's assassin.
Dead men are faithful.
Haiku # 74873, February 14, 2022 5:25 am ET
by Necromongers!!!! of HU-AH!!!!
Okay I will play,
Why do you miss your boyfriend?
Let us not pretend
Haiku # 74872, February 14, 2022 3:14 am ET
by Easy to offend
I know your mother
She says you should go to sleep
The muffin is moist
Haiku # 74871, February 14, 2022 3:09 am ET
by Trans in dental
Yeah, who dat ate shat
I will ball your foot soonly
Aged babboonly
Haiku # 74870, February 14, 2022 2:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Baby cosmetics
Because ugly kids are food
Lock up your mother
Haiku # 74869, February 14, 2022 2:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think that, sadly
I might be in love with you
I’ll evaporate
Haiku # 74868, February 13, 2022 11:33 pm ET
by You make me sick of life
Disney Princesses
Happily Ever After
And other lies told
Haiku # 74867, February 13, 2022 9:56 pm ET
by Cyan of I’m still here
Urghh ulppp now I puke,
Filling your mind with my verse.
Can you smell it yet?
Haiku # 74866, February 13, 2022 6:18 pm ET
by That Old Fragrance of Haiku
A broken record
Again and again I say,
“I miss my boyfriend”
Haiku # 74865, February 13, 2022 11:08 am ET
by Cyan is lonely and full of Longing
Psychic paper guy!
Ooh Doctor, you *soniced* her
Sexy River Song
Haiku # 74864, February 12, 2022 9:10 pm ET
by Cyan is a total nerd and will always have a love of Doctor Who
Your "science" is shit.
So go ahead. Censor me.
You must repent now.
Haiku # 74863, February 12, 2022 9:01 pm ET
by The Holy Spirit
Yup, I trust science
Much more reliable than
Some anti vax dumbshit
Haiku # 74862, February 12, 2022 8:58 pm ET
by Satan herself
You need more than three.
Three doses is not enough.
You need MORE boosters.
Haiku # 74861, February 12, 2022 8:52 pm ET
by Cause Satan Sez So
I'm calling on God
While working at the psych ward
with an assassin.
Haiku # 74860, February 12, 2022 5:41 pm ET
by Can't Say More But He Is Friendly
I am so tired
I feel cheated and worn down
What are y’all doing?
Haiku # 74859, February 12, 2022 3:38 pm ET
by Cyan is tired of Life
Medical tyrants.
They're being paid to kill you.
Don't trust the "science".
Haiku # 74858, February 12, 2022 2:51 pm ET
by Skepticism is now Illegal
Let it now be known:
I have become a Muslim.
I, Darth Figpucker.
Haiku # 74857, February 12, 2022 1:41 pm ET
by Starkitten of Glaswegian Library
If Cyan is Darth,
we need to know about it.
Form a committee.
Haiku # 74856, February 12, 2022 1:29 pm ET
by Scientific Method of Darth Fig-something
Boston M of S?
As a kid I loved that place.
But science has died.
Haiku # 74855, February 12, 2022 1:24 pm ET
by Bwawston Rawx of Go Sawx
I’m hardly working
There are so many darn kids
Science Museum
Haiku # 74854, February 12, 2022 11:50 am ET
by Cyan who is wasting company time and not thinking of the consequences
Torturing myself
Looking at old photographs
I should just move on
Haiku # 74853, February 12, 2022 11:27 am ET
by Cyan is again making a fool of Herself
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