Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

Some of this Haiku
is very strange, and gives me creeps
You guys need help, NOW!
Haiku # 7465, March 19, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
If the world could end
this very day, it would be fun
Getting my revenge!
Haiku # 7464, March 19, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
woozy from too much
blood loss; that damn technician,
can't find the right vein
Haiku # 7463, March 19, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
methinks there must be
something in the air over
there, big green building.
Haiku # 7462, March 19, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I am not fourth, no
I'm Drophammer from below
Rhyming haiku... oh!
Haiku # 7461, March 19, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Drophammer As Various Artists
trust him, the fourth way,
to go out with a big bang
such a big show-off =)
Haiku # 7460, March 19, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Me masquerading
With many names, not anon
But just as clever
Haiku # 7459, March 19, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Various Artists
Oh my God, Becky
Look at her butt. It's so... big
What more needs saying?
Haiku # 7458, March 19, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Sir Mixahaiku
i don't do "anon"
never have, never will, i'm
too caught up in praise
Haiku # 7457, March 19, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
"you all act like you
never saw a man slash tube
that goes up yer butt"
Haiku # 7456, March 19, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by the fourth way of next to eminemenima
as long as it's in
anonymous haiku, eh?
I know you too well.
Haiku # 7455, March 19, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Your attention please.
Will the real Slim Shady please
Stand up? Please stand up.
Haiku # 7454, March 19, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by Eminemenema
don't tempt me 9th moon
I can say things that will make
you get all tingly
Haiku # 7453, March 19, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
when it gets hectic
you won't have any power
and you'll really Snap
Haiku # 7452, March 19, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
now he's making up
words just to make his haiku
fit the numbers right...
Haiku # 7451, March 19, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
It could be worse, Snap
She could be quoting haiku
In bed. The bad kind.
Haiku # 7450, March 19, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Koolen Jam Jiffy G
sometimes it's pleasant
to be attacked, the fourth way
shouldn't you know that?
Haiku # 7449, March 19, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
what's state is feeling
ashamed? "ashamation"? "rued"?
"embarassation"?
Haiku # 7448, March 19, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I am not so sure
I wouldn't like the attack
She's got the power.
Haiku # 7447, March 19, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Snap
she could break your heart
or maybe she could attack
and you don't want that
Haiku # 7446, March 19, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by the fourth way of watching snap
look at you, so bad!
Now you've got others going -
you should be ashamed =)
Haiku # 7445, March 19, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I've got the power
She's screaming in time with Snap
As we dance in bed
Haiku # 7444, March 19, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Snap
Come on over here,
little boy; I'll teach you to
play well with others.
Haiku # 7443, March 19, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shhh little 9th moon
don't go telling anyone
about my bender
Haiku # 7442, March 19, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by the fourth way of californication
somebody stop me!
all the haiku i think up
is really naughty
Haiku # 7441, March 19, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
winky on blinky
inky on clyde as you watch
a pac man orgy
Haiku # 7440, March 19, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
expressing myself
through the haiku medium
is most difficult.
Haiku # 7439, March 19, 2001 7:06 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
this testosterone
can be a compelling thing.
the urges bubble
Haiku # 7438, March 19, 2001 7:06 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Someone in little
'ole Seattle is in a
naughty, naughty mood!
Haiku # 7437, March 19, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
"oh, just spit it out!"
did she tell the secret? no,
she spat out white goo
Haiku # 7436, March 19, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
get eaten five times
then get busy seven times
then watch ME five times
Haiku # 7435, March 19, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
bathing little is
sort of a dot-com dress code....
my experience
Haiku # 7434, March 19, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
snakes wind around me
and start constricting my lungs.
let me die breathless
Haiku # 7433, March 19, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
there are things I would
rather do 5, 7, 5
times, don't you agree?
Haiku # 7432, March 19, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Some dudes stink alot
At work wearing horse-shit jeans
And bathing little
Haiku # 7431, March 19, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by frustrated in my cubicle
flashover happened
just as he came--his semen
incinerated
Haiku # 7430, March 19, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by The fourth way of euphoria
murderer was caught
by haiku. he had stabbed her
5-7-5 times
Haiku # 7429, March 19, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
little red insight
a car, or a drop of blood
and secret laughter?
Haiku # 7428, March 19, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by the fourth way of standing next to blade
there goes that red car
love those little red Insights
gonna get me one
Haiku # 7427, March 19, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
moon over parma
give my love to you tonight
HOW I HATE CLEVELAND!
Haiku # 7426, March 19, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Please, no more doctors!
Hate it when they take my blood.
That's mine, give it back!
Haiku # 7425, March 19, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I better dance now.
Let me be your fantasy.
You can be mine.
Haiku # 7424, March 19, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by The Art of Haiku w/ Tom Jones
Seven moons still shine
Nine moons coming through the now
Leaves two moons wondering.
Haiku # 7423, March 19, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Moonstruck
Got blackberry tea,
Got a silver spoon, on a...
oh, wait, that's Pink Floyd.
Haiku # 7422, March 19, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
9th, 7th, either
i still haven't gotten my
moons one through six, then
Haiku # 7421, March 19, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Sweet and sticky, huh?
No wonder I crave this stuff
mostly all the time.
Haiku # 7420, March 19, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Ninth moon should have been
Seventh moon but nobody
understands that, so....
Haiku # 7419, March 19, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Don't worry 'bout me,
the "fourth" way - I've got Ray Bans
look pretty good, too =)
Haiku # 7418, March 19, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
that ain't PB, girl!
oh sure, it's sweet and sticky
but it's something else...
Haiku # 7417, March 19, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
your name is a lie
I haven't seen any butt!
where are my 9 moons?
Haiku # 7416, March 19, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
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