I've got the power
She's screaming in time with Snap
As we dance in bed

Come on over here,
little boy; I'll teach you to
play well with others.

shhh little 9th moon
don't go telling anyone
about my bender

somebody stop me!
all the haiku i think up
is really naughty

winky on blinky
inky on clyde as you watch
a pac man orgy

expressing myself
through the haiku medium
is most difficult.

this testosterone
can be a compelling thing.
the urges bubble

Someone in little
'ole Seattle is in a
naughty, naughty mood!

"oh, just spit it out!"
did she tell the secret? no,
she spat out white goo

get eaten five times
then get busy seven times
then watch ME five times

bathing little is
sort of a dot-com dress code....
my experience

snakes wind around me
and start constricting my lungs.
let me die breathless

there are things I would
rather do 5, 7, 5
times, don't you agree?

Some dudes stink alot
At work wearing horse-shit jeans
And bathing little

flashover happened
just as he came--his semen
incinerated

murderer was caught
by haiku. he had stabbed her
5-7-5 times

little red insight
a car, or a drop of blood
and secret laughter?

there goes that red car
love those little red Insights
gonna get me one

moon over parma
give my love to you tonight
HOW I HATE CLEVELAND!

Please, no more doctors!
Hate it when they take my blood.
That's mine, give it back!

I better dance now.
Let me be your fantasy.
You can be mine.

Seven moons still shine
Nine moons coming through the now
Leaves two moons wondering.

Got blackberry tea,
Got a silver spoon, on a...
oh, wait, that's Pink Floyd.

9th, 7th, either
i still haven't gotten my
moons one through six, then

Sweet and sticky, huh?
No wonder I crave this stuff
mostly all the time.

Ninth moon should have been
Seventh moon but nobody
understands that, so....

Don't worry 'bout me,
the "fourth" way - I've got Ray Bans
look pretty good, too =)

that ain't PB, girl!
oh sure, it's sweet and sticky
but it's something else...

your name is a lie
I haven't seen any butt!
where are my 9 moons?

This, peanut butter,
is the most marvelous of
Mother Earth's yummies.

the 9th vampire
here she comes, scared of ol Sol.
Go to the light, girl

Oh, no, the sun breaks!
Run away, run away, hide!
The sun hurts my skin.

murder/suicide
with explosive lipstick on.
give me a big kiss

tap my frozen balls
with a solid sledgehammer
watch them crack open

Am I working now?
No, I post bad haiku for you.
Procrastinaiku.

roll the window down
-cool night air is curious
maynard & deftones

Bowels constricting,
you're in proximilitude
to my requesticles.

I want to get close
Closer and closer to your
Proximilitude.

Things are getting worse
Each passing moment it gains
Horriblocity.

Intestines vibrate
With the vigor of the vicar
I'm not built for this.

Make the lie a truth
If you bend it enough you
Veracificate.

I quit my
job today! hooray,
finally

I quit my
job today! hooray,
finally

To Miss Everything
Tie dying while high flying
Altitudinous.

Some in sarcasm say how can this be
A haiku - your syllables are all wrong
And I say, read it in Japanese, man.

high speed fecal spray
jet-splatters the zoo keeper
sleeping aft dumbo

hey, teach-

since when do the old
and sickly fashion tie-dyes
in memorium?

Clench, unclench, release.
Such is the way of nature.
Flow with the fluid.

Someone yells, "Catch this!"
As they toss the grenade's pin,
poor stupid person.

Hearts are learning how
To spell "dying" with a 'Y'
As it should be done.